Trained for an offworld kick murder squad

I made it about 20 clicks before bailing

/want my 20 clicks back

Saw a big black girl with a C-section scar and lumpy legs working the pole at the Penthouse in Vancouver. Eeeeewwwww. What a dump that place is.

Lorelle: I see why some men are crazy about redheads.



/FTFY

FTHL

Warning slideshow...

Fifty slides.

That'll bring a tear to a glass eye.

That photographer needs to be taken out back and shot, for multiple reasons including but not limited to:

1. photographing a bunch of bottles of 'pole powder' to prevent slipping
2. photo of the audience
3. multiple photos of the same fat chick seducing the pole

Snarfle: Is that first chick on the farking phone?

it appears that way. Who cares? She's limbering up.

I'm moving to Houston in two months. Should I just put a bullet in my head now and save some gas?

TomD9938: And the knees?

I'm not posting pics of any of my super hot exes on fark.

/ever

They're called "ugly lights" for a reason.

None of them appeared to have bullet wound scars, so it's classier than my local strip club. Cool.

Wow, that went downhill in a hurry. Is that a bullet wound?

"Mighty Grip," huh? Knew a girl once who had a mighty grip, but it didn't involve chalk, ifyaknowwhutImeanandIthinkyoudo.

/csb

JUST to be ornery I made it through all 50. I don't feel at all well and though no prince myself . . . I'm not assaulting a brass rail wearing my whitey tighties.

For the record, those "Solid Gold Dancers" from the mid 1980's you still fap to? Most of them were of the same caliber, just better moves.

Ya know, a little eye bleach would really help a brother out. Just sayin'. I've seen more betterly at PTO meetings.

They're all wearing clothes. WTF?!?!?!?

Mr. Right: They're all wearing clothes. WTF?!?!?!?

Count your blessings.

Wants to post to this thread. I hear they've got a lot to say.

sinschild: Trained for an offworld kick murder squad
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I never understood why their Fire Axes were worth SO MUCH in caps. Two axes could buy a top-quality rifle.

I really loathe daytime strippers.

Say what you will about the porky white girl, she is more limber than me and I am skinnier than her, so I got to give her props for that. That being said, I always thought pole dancing was more athletics than being sexy.

I feel an absence in the place where my heart used to be. The stretchmarks. The horror.

She's crying, fap away

Need a little help here...

Got as far as the red-headed merman, pretty sure it wasn't going to get any better.

/blech

Poor pole.

Cyno01: I actually dont mind slideshows if theyre well done, LIFE slideshows are particularly good.

But slideshows that refresh the entire farking page make baby jesus want to punch you in the balls.

As long as the "next" button doesn't move, I'm usually OK with slideshows... But the ones where they refresh, the next button moves around, and you have to scroll every time to see the picture, well, yeah. I usually leave.

Stripper Rant (new window) from Craigslist.

I've known a few strippers outside of the club, and acccording to them the rant above can be applied universally.

I was trying to think of something nice to say but it is way too early for me, so I just won't say anything.


/Early morning BIE?
//EIP
///need coffee

Clicks? Not worth it.

urban.derelict: That photographer needs to be taken out back and shot, for multiple reasons including but not limited to:

1. photographing a bunch of bottles of 'pole powder' to prevent slipping
2. photo of the audience
3. multiple photos of the same fat chick seducing the pole

THIS^ X1000

I'm thinking this was a contest for amateurs, housewives and wannabe's. If this was held during the daytime, the pro's would be asleep. If it was held at night, the pro's would be making money.

KidKorporate: I'm moving to Houston in two months. Should I just put a bullet in my head now and save some gas?

No there are a whole lot better scrippers then this down there.

Jula: ...I always thought pole dancing was more athletics than being sexy.


I don't tuck dollar bills into football players jockstraps

Grables'Daughter: kaduh: I'm thinking this was a contest for amateurs, housewives and wannabe's. If this was held during the daytime, the pro's would be asleep. If it was held at night, the pro's would be making money.

Correct. For our inaugural presentation we highlight the students of pole dance fitness.

It's a pole dancing competition open to anyone. The pro's usually don't go to those.

Thanks, I didn't see that. Do you have anything to send me this morning before I go to work? EIP. You're a sweetheart.

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Not all strippers are ugly.

I agree, but I'm also willing to bet your posted example is not a stripper.

Grables'Daughter: [i277.photobucket.com image 640x509]

Not all strippers are ugly.

Very nice.. The ones in our area were very nice looking too.
/ Have no pics :(
// Most are college Girls
/// Bonus for living in a college town