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		Virginia man is determined not to be browbeaten into copping to sexual assault charges, insisting the whole story is cockeyemamie. (w/ pic that demands admittance into the Fark mugshot pantheon) (wtvr.com)		54
		More: Scary, Richmond, sex crimes, health care, Sean M. Malone, sexual battery, Rosa Parks

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ds_4815		2011-11-14 11:06:30 PM

gwydion56		2011-11-14 11:35:31 PM

Somewhere, there is a village about to lose it's idiot.

bighasbeen		2011-11-14 11:38:37 PM

A Virginia man accused of having four wives faces sentencing on one bigamy charge and prosecution on two other charges. Isaac C. Custalow Jr. of Chesterfield County pleaded guilty to bigamy in Chesterfield County in April. He faces similar charges in Virginia Beach and Henrico County.

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shivashakti		2011-11-14 11:45:58 PM

Oh, yeah...like that guy can't get any woman he wants without having to sexually assault them.

Relatively Obscure		2011-11-15 12:06:26 AM

Albemarle County Police say Michael McGrew II has been charged with five counts of possession of child pornography.

And now we know why 4chan had been down.

Arthur Jumbles		2011-11-15 12:30:39 AM

Well.... she looks cute.....

FTFA: "concealed the dead body of her baby boy inside a shed at a Newport News apartment complex".

Oh...... nevermind

DjangoStonereaver		2011-11-15 12:37:52 AM

gwydion56: Somewhere, there is a village about to lose it's idiot.

Its Richmond, VA.

There are plenty waiting to take his place.

doglover		2011-11-15 01:11:08 AM

bighasbeen		2011-11-15 01:22:05 AM

FTFA: "concealed the dead body of her baby boy inside a shed at a Newport News apartment complex".

i273.photobucket.com

ParaHandy		2011-11-15 01:51:15 AM

Arthur Jumbles: [media.trb.com image 400x225]

Well.... she looks cute.....

FTFA: "concealed the dead body of her baby boy inside a shed at a Newport News apartment complex".

Oh...... nevermind

I was hoping the crazy eyes were just from too much meth .... otherwise she looks cute and would clean up well

Gyrfalcon		2011-11-15 01:53:13 AM

There is no way that man could fondle a woman successfully.

He wouldn't know which of her 3 1/2 breasts was the real one.

Pointy Tail of Satan		2011-11-15 01:53:33 AM

Who says evolution has no sense of humor????

Tahllunari		2011-11-15 01:55:44 AM

/Dad?
//Pretty sure they're related

Fett56		2011-11-15 02:06:28 AM

ParaHandy: Arthur Jumbles: [media.trb.com image 400x225]

Well.... she looks cute.....

FTFA: "concealed the dead body of her baby boy inside a shed at a Newport News apartment complex".

Oh...... nevermind

I was hoping the crazy eyes were just from too much meth .... otherwise she looks cute and would clean up well

Damn, she does have the crazy behind the eyes. Almost didn't catch it cause of the cuteness.

/guess that's how they getcha

mithras_angel		2011-11-15 02:06:33 AM

Urinal Cake Mix		2011-11-15 02:10:52 AM

Fett56: ParaHandy: Arthur Jumbles: [media.trb.com image 400x225]

Well.... she looks cute.....

FTFA: "concealed the dead body of her baby boy inside a shed at a Newport News apartment complex".

Oh...... nevermind

I was hoping the crazy eyes were just from too much meth .... otherwise she looks cute and would clean up well

Damn, she does have the crazy behind the eyes. Almost didn't catch it cause of the cuteness.

/guess that's how they getcha

Oh come on, crazy was the first thing I saw. Then again, I'm a woman, and my crazy detector is spot-on.

/mostly because I don't have a penis

Tahllunari		2011-11-15 02:17:05 AM

Urinal Cake Mix: Fett56: ParaHandy: Arthur Jumbles: [media.trb.com image 400x225]

Well.... she looks cute.....

FTFA: "concealed the dead body of her baby boy inside a shed at a Newport News apartment complex".

Oh...... nevermind

I was hoping the crazy eyes were just from too much meth .... otherwise she looks cute and would clean up well

Damn, she does have the crazy behind the eyes. Almost didn't catch it cause of the cuteness.

/guess that's how they getcha

Oh come on, crazy was the first thing I saw. Then again, I'm a woman, and my crazy detector is spot-on.

/mostly because I don't have a penis

dl.dropbox.com

I don't think a woman killing her baby makes her *entirely* crazy. It just pushes the scale a little to the right. Though I'm not sure exactly how far.

The Onion is prophetic		2011-11-15 02:19:53 AM

Am I the only one who thinks the guy has TWO lazy eyes?

pseydtonne		2011-11-15 02:22:00 AM

This has to be one of the best pages submitted this year. It's not just the mug shot relating to this story: it's the mug shot gallery link featuring Crazy Eyes McCuteKilledBaby, the link to an article about a guy that reached for his seat belt and wound up shooting himself, the... treasure trove!

...Richmond. You gave us Gwar and it turns out that was the sane stuff.

pseydtonne		2011-11-15 02:23:54 AM

The Onion is prophetic: Am I the only one who thinks the guy has TWO lazy eyes?

He just got so intent on staring the world down that he locked it in.

By the way, does anyone else think he's wearing a 20-year-old Hypercolor shirt?

SoCalSurfer		2011-11-15 02:24:54 AM

Whoa I'm gonna turn to stone just from looking at those crazy eyes

Sarah Palin's Conscience		2011-11-15 02:31:36 AM

Don't pork your relatives, kids!

ProfessorOhki		2011-11-15 02:32:26 AM

Morris D. Dewitt, 47, of the 8000 block of Fallbrooke Drive, Chesterfield, was charged with attempted capital murder of a police officer, attempt to elude and defective equipment.

Yeah, that last charge is the one he needs to worry about.

Kyrthira		2011-11-15 02:34:01 AM

is it just me or does he look like trollface from 4chan?

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body		2011-11-15 02:43:50 AM

ProfessorOhki: [media.trb.com image 640x360]
Morris D. Dewitt, 47, of the 8000 block of Fallbrooke Drive, Chesterfield, was charged with attempted capital murder of a police officer, attempt to elude and defective equipment.

Yeah, that last charge is the one he needs to worry about.

Last seen laughing maniacally:

sundimmers.com

/Is laughing maniacally.

Snargi		2011-11-15 03:06:37 AM

Ghastly		2011-11-15 03:15:46 AM

BEES!

Charles_Nelson_Reilly		2011-11-15 03:42:37 AM

That dude looks so innocent.

Dire		2011-11-15 03:46:17 AM

mithras_angel

Hahahahaha that's exactly what I came here for

Elmo Jones		2011-11-15 03:48:46 AM

Urinal Cake Mix: Oh come on, crazy was the first thing I saw. Then again, I'm a woman, and my crazy detector is spot-on.

/mostly because I don't have a penis

My penis is my crazy detector. Like a divining rod, of sorts. I switched the phase polarity, so now I'm happily married, but I have to ask. How YOU doin'?

UncleStumpy		2011-11-15 03:54:11 AM

"Eye see what you did there", say police to the accused

SpeckledJim		2011-11-15 03:55:54 AM

I used to go out with this guy. Always had the feeling when I was talking to him he was seeing someone else.

/had to
//sorry

UseLessHuman		2011-11-15 03:59:15 AM

DjangoStonereaver: gwydion56: Somewhere, there is a village about to lose it's idiot.

Its Richmond, VA.

There are plenty waiting to take his place.

You're in MD, do you really want to compare idiots?

Marcintosh		2011-11-15 04:45:20 AM

Dad!

Bob The Nob		2011-11-15 05:55:56 AM

Pert		2011-11-15 05:58:46 AM

Man, Bender has really let himself go.....

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AbbeySomeone		2011-11-15 06:20:43 AM

+1 for subby's use of cockamamie.

floppymcjoe		2011-11-15 06:51:15 AM

bighairyguy		2011-11-15 07:51:47 AM

His right eye is stalking his left eye.

raor		2011-11-15 07:53:21 AM

Is he wearing a Hypercolor shirt? Amazing, those things went out of production twenty years ago!

eas81		2011-11-15 08:13:38 AM

/Mamma always told me too much fapping would lead to this.

SurfaceTension		2011-11-15 08:27:14 AM

Before & After?

umlaut/overo		2011-11-15 09:13:49 AM

Is your wife a..."goer"... eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more...Know what I mean?

TrainingWheelsNeeded		2011-11-15 09:59:04 AM

psst...hey...hey...are you a wizard?

Dee Snarl		2011-11-15 10:32:05 AM

Urinal Cake Mix: /mostly because I don't have a penis

Would you like one??

Dee Snarl		2011-11-15 10:35:14 AM

pseydtonne:
...Richmond. You gave us Gwar and it turns out that was the sane stuff.

...Excellent...

dude_man		2011-11-15 11:49:46 AM

I came here to see a Brian Peppers mug shot, and am leaving disappointed.

Salem Witch		2011-11-15 11:58:25 AM

Tahllunari: [media.trb.com image 640x360]

[dl.dropbox.com image 333x400]

/Dad?
//Pretty sure they're related

You win!

I LOL'd

offmymeds		2011-11-15 12:20:08 PM

shivashakti: Oh, yeah...like that guy can't get any woman he wants without having to sexually assault them.

Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen his type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.

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