He promised not to do it again. "There won't be a third time, I swear!"

At least he isn't raping kids or something. That would be great to be a coach right now, "so what if I lost, at least I wasn't raping kids"

With a name like Guidry, maybe he was just getting back in touch with his roots.

FTA:According to the affidavit, Guidry registered a 0.123 blood alcohol content after officers saw his car weaving over the center line. In Louisiana, 0.8 percent blood alcohol or more is considered evidence of intoxication.

The report is drunk or bad at math

Sounds like everyone else I know from Bowling Green, KY.

Coach Willie Taggart said he was disappointed in Guidry and would discipline him internally.

OMG have we learned nothing from Penn State ???

DeepThought42: Sounds like everyone else I know from Bowling Green, KY.

Our only exports are Corvettes and crippling depression.

Remember when Guidry was the interim head coach and gave that speech before the game about the helmet? No? No one?

Meh, whatever.

If you're a coach about to play LSU, getting drunk before the game's not a bad idea.

/Bama fan. This year's team may be our best ever.
//Unfortunately, LSU's got their best ever this year too.
///Sucks Boise lost, wanted to see Bama crush them in the Sugar bowl if we don't get an LSU rematch.

Coach Guidry is from Welch, Louisiana, just like his upstanding five-star recruit son, Janzen Jackson, whose last television appearance was in the surveillance video from when three Tennessee Vol. football players held up the guys at the convenience store. This is a football father-son duo which makes Louisiana so proud that we ran them both off to Tennessee.

(When a five star recruit from Louisiana doesn't go to LSU, you know something is up.)

Ed Willy: FTA:According to the affidavit, Guidry registered a 0.123 blood alcohol content after officers saw his car weaving over the center line. In Louisiana, 0.8 percent blood alcohol or more is considered evidence of intoxication.

The report is drunk or bad at math

...or they're more permissive about alcohol in Louisiana.

Approves.

Ed Willy: FTA:According to the affidavit, Guidry registered a 0.123 blood alcohol content after officers saw his car weaving over the center line. In Louisiana, 0.8 percent blood alcohol or more is considered evidence of intoxication.

The report is drunk or bad at math

.8 is about twice the BAC that would be evidence that you're dead... This explains SO much about Louisiana.

Stand up and cheer
Stand up and cheer for dear old Western!
For today we raise
The Red and White above the rest!
Our team is fighting
And we are bound to win the fray
We got the team!
We got the steam!
For this is dear old Western's day!

T-Boy: Coach Guidry is from Welch, Louisiana, just like his upstanding five-star recruit son, Janzen Jackson, whose last television appearance was in the surveillance video from when three Tennessee Vol. football players held up the guys at the convenience store. This is a football father-son duo which makes Louisiana so proud that we ran them both off to Tennessee.

(When a five star recruit from Louisiana doesn't go to LSU, you know something is up.)

Like the Mannings?

He coaches WKU against LSU. I think we might need to give the guy a pass on this one.

\Touchdown
\\Safety.
\\\Roll Tide.

JustGetItRight:
/Bama fan. This year's team may be our best ever.
//Unfortunately, LSU's got their best ever this year too.
///Sucks Boise lost, wanted to see Bama crush them in the Sugar bowl if we don't get an LSU rematch.

Your team at their best has one of the worst kickers in the NCAA. Seriously, worse than the Boise kicker.

HBK: Your team at their best has one of the worst kickers in the NCAA. Seriously, worse than the Boise kicker.

You can't blame the kicker when the closest Bama could get to the LSU endzone resulted in a 52 yard kick. I think Bama's net yardage in the red zone was -17 yards for the game. Blame Saban for not understanding field position.

HBK: JustGetItRight:
/Bama fan. This year's team may be our best ever.
//Unfortunately, LSU's got their best ever this year too.
///Sucks Boise lost, wanted to see Bama crush them in the Sugar bowl if we don't get an LSU rematch.

Your team at their best has one of the worst kickers in the NCAA. Seriously, worse than the Boise kicker.


We have a kicker?