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FirstNationalBastard
2011-11-14 02:43:23 PM
Oh, great, the TARDIS is going to look like a goddamn Apple store, the movie will be covered in Lens Flare, and some talentless pretty boy will be plugged into the William Hartnell First Doctor role.
/as long as the series stays on the air, I don't see where this will affect things any more than the Peter Cushing movies affected the William Hartnell years.
Confabulat
2011-11-14 02:45:04 PM
What?
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-14 02:48:22 PM
Urge to kill RISING!
FirstNationalBastard
2011-11-14 02:48:31 PM
Actually, I take back my slashie... if some crappy movie were to be mildly successful, they would use that as a way to rationalize turning Doctor Who into whatever the movie is about, and piss away 50 years of history and success for a short term gain.
A Movie reimagining is a bad idea, and hopefully it will wind up failing to materialize like all the rest did.
vartian
2011-11-14 02:49:05 PM
Yes. I enjoy the show, and I have watched quite a few of the older episodes and enjoyed them, but Doctor Who is a prime contender for some canon trimming.
Mirrorz
2011-11-14 02:53:27 PM
I'm not a fan of Matt Smith as the Doctor.
Shostie
2011-11-14 03:01:01 PM
You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-14 03:04:32 PM
Shostie
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You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
In like 5 years, maybe.
GAT_00
2011-11-14 03:05:41 PM
Shostie
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You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
There's a limit? Well, finish off the last one in a blaze of glory movie.
Linoleum_Blownapart
2011-11-14 03:07:45 PM
Shostie
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You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
Oh, c'mon. They spilled that can of beans when the brought back The Master. Without the rest of the Time Lords, there are no rules for the Doctor.
Darth_Lukecash
2011-11-14 03:11:30 PM
Mirrorz
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I'm not a fan of Matt Smith as the Doctor.
Reasons?
I like him because he brought back a bit of the eccentricity to the proceedings. That and making sure that the doctor romance is a bit more Doctory.
Still if they treat the movie as it's own whovierse- I'm cool!
Shostie
2011-11-14 03:11:37 PM
Linoleum_Blownapart
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Shostie: You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
Oh, c'mon. They spilled that can of beans when the brought back The Master. Without the rest of the Time Lords, there are no rules for the Doctor.
I'd like to note that I know absolutely dick-all about Doctor Who except for the following: A) Time travel, B) The Sonic Screwdriver is not a drink, C) Something about giant salt shakers, D) Each Doctor gets a set of attractive and/or expendable everyman companions, and E) There are only supposed to be 12 (presuming the writers can't come up with some half-assed way to buy more time).
Also, if you refer to him as "Dr. Who," people lose their sh*t.
EnviroDude
2011-11-14 03:15:34 PM
Dr Seuss and Whoville Whos wait in the wings with patience.
FloydA
2011-11-14 03:19:43 PM
Shostie
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E) There are only supposed to be 12 (presuming the writers can't come up with some half-assed way to buy more time).
They did that last summer in Let's Kill Hitler.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2011-11-14 03:22:07 PM
Neil Gaiman, paging Neil Gaiman please report immediately!!
mitchcumstein1
2011-11-14 03:27:25 PM
Mirrorz
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I'm not a fan of Matt Smith as the Doctor.
I am a fan of Matt Smith as the Doctor.
Shostie
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You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
No, they went back and pretty much threw that out.
WaltzingMathilda
2011-11-14 03:27:32 PM
Shostie
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Linoleum_Blownapart: Shostie: You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
Oh, c'mon. They spilled that can of beans when the brought back The Master. Without the rest of the Time Lords, there are no rules for the Doctor.
I'd like to note that I know absolutely dick-all about Doctor Who except for the following: A) Time travel, B) The Sonic Screwdriver is not a drink, C) Something about giant salt shakers, D) Each Doctor gets a set of attractive and/or expendable everyman companions, and E) There are only supposed to be 12 (presuming the writers can't come up with some half-assed way to buy more time).
Also, if you refer to him as "Dr. Who," people lose their sh*t.
isn't it 12 regenerations? meaning 13 doctors?
WaltzingMathilda
2011-11-14 03:28:08 PM
mitchcumstein1
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I am a fan of Matt Smith as the Doctor.
seconded.
ThisIsNotSubtle
2011-11-14 03:30:05 PM
mitchcumstein1
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Mirrorz: I'm not a fan of Matt Smith as the Doctor.
I am a fan of Matt Smith as the Doctor.
Shostie: You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
No, they went back and pretty much threw that out.
Hell, they threw that out in the old series. Deadly Assassin I think it was?
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-14 03:32:46 PM
WaltzingMathilda
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isn't it 12 regenerations? meaning 13 doctors?
Yes. There are two more Doctors to go.
Moffat, btw, says he's standing behind the 12 regenerations rule and, in typical Moffat style, has already figured out how he's going to break it.
WTF Indeed
2011-11-14 03:34:49 PM
This makes me want to kill beautiful things. We finally got rid of Davies and his "Let's make the Doctor a heartthrob!" SyFy crap, and got Moffat who realizes that viewers can think above an 8th grade level, and now they want to Harry Potter this thing? fark that.
James72
2011-11-14 03:35:38 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-11-14 03:37:41 PM
James72
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I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
Not I. Some things are best left to the imagination.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-11-14 03:47:07 PM
James72
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I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
What's with the incessant need for an origin story?
When you look at Angelina Jolie, do you feel you have to go back and look at Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? No. You appreciate what you see and go about your business.
So why would anyone need to see the Doctor take the TARDIS, or little Anakin lose his mother? It will always suck and pale in comparison to your imagination.
Shostie
2011-11-14 03:48:57 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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When you look at Angelina Jolie, do you feel you have to go back and look at Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? No. You appreciate what you see and go about your business.
Thank you for that imagery, Patton.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-11-14 03:50:05 PM
Shostie
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FirstNationalBastard: When you look at Angelina Jolie, do you feel you have to go back and look at Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? No. You appreciate what you see and go about your business.
Thank you for that imagery, Patton.
I'm glad someone got the reference.
...although in a Who thread that's bound to be filled with geeks, I shouldn't be surprised.
Blues_X
2011-11-14 03:54:36 PM
WHY!?!
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2011-11-14 03:57:05 PM
James72
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I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
Not I. I wouldn't mind seeing an R rated movie with Amy Pond as the companion.
James72
2011-11-14 03:58:40 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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James72: I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
What's with the incessant need for an origin story?
When you look at Angelina Jolie, do you feel you have to go back and look at Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? No. You appreciate what you see and go about your business.
So why would anyone need to see the Doctor take the TARDIS, or little Anakin lose his mother? It will always suck and pale in comparison to your imagination.
Point taken.
But if you are trying to kick off a movie franchise and hopefully expose the character to all sorts of new potential fans, where else are you going to go with the plot?
FirstNationalBastard
2011-11-14 04:01:31 PM
James72
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FirstNationalBastard: James72: I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
What's with the incessant need for an origin story?
When you look at Angelina Jolie, do you feel you have to go back and look at Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? No. You appreciate what you see and go about your business.
So why would anyone need to see the Doctor take the TARDIS, or little Anakin lose his mother? It will always suck and pale in comparison to your imagination.
Point taken.
But if you are trying to kick off a movie franchise and hopefully expose the character to all sorts of new potential fans, where else are you going to go with the plot?
5-10 minutes in the beginning. That's it. If it takes more than that to explain, it shouldn't be done.
Hell, in 1963, children didn't need to see the Doctor take the TARDIS... Everyone just accepted "crazy old man has magical box that goes through time and space. Ooh, look, Cavemen!".
WaltzingMathilda
2011-11-14 04:05:55 PM
Blues_X
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WHY!?!
simmer. you don't have to watch it. hell, i haven't watched the other movies. who is still great to me.
it's all up to you.
namatad
2011-11-14 04:07:55 PM
James72
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I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
came here to say THIS THIS AND MORE THIS!!!!!
this could be amazing. it wont. it will be shiat. unless they get moffat or better to write the damn thing.
FFS
the Last Great Time war could be one the great movies of our lifetime.
sigh
YAY voting is enable!!!!
+9000 for subby
namatad
2011-11-14 04:09:02 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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Neil Gaiman, paging Neil Gaiman please report immediately!!
FFS
you win
neil gaiman, writing the last great time war.
EPIC
Luthien's Tempest
2011-11-14 04:27:15 PM
I hope that they do this and do it well, but am worried that they'll fark it up somehow...
namatad
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: Neil Gaiman, paging Neil Gaiman please report immediately!!
FFS
you win
neil gaiman, writing the last great time war.
EPIC
I would like to go ahead and give tentative approval to this one.
BroVinny
2011-11-14 05:01:06 PM
David Yates?
Meh.
sheep_shagger
2011-11-14 05:06:50 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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James72: FirstNationalBastard: James72: I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
What's with the incessant need for an origin story?
When you look at Angelina Jolie, do you feel you have to go back and look at Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? No. You appreciate what you see and go about your business.
So why would anyone need to see the Doctor take the TARDIS, or little Anakin lose his mother? It will always suck and pale in comparison to your imagination.
Point taken.
But if you are trying to kick off a movie franchise and hopefully expose the character to all sorts of new potential fans, where else are you going to go with the plot?
5-10 minutes in the beginning. That's it. If it takes more than that to explain, it shouldn't be done.
WAIT! I'm confused. Why would a Dr. Who movie need to start with 5-10 minutes of Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? Didn't they already do that during the Colin Baker era?
WTF Indeed
2011-11-14 05:06:53 PM
I think the BBC just got their answer on what the fans think about it.
11 minutes ago via FB:
There's been a lot of talk today about the possibility of a Doctor Who movie - a feature film remains in development with BBC Worldwide Productions in Los Angeles. But, as of yet there is no script, cast or production crew in place.
capitulating fromage masticating simian
2011-11-14 05:08:24 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
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James72: I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
Not I. Some things are best left to the imagination.
THIS.
The Time War was supposed to have been the most epic thing ever, and yeah, there'd be no way to translate that to the screen, the occasional allusions that we currently get are enough.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-11-14 05:08:25 PM
sheep_shagger
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FirstNationalBastard: James72: FirstNationalBastard: James72: I wouldn't mind seeing an origination story (The Last Great Time War and the doctor first taking the Tardis.)
What's with the incessant need for an origin story?
When you look at Angelina Jolie, do you feel you have to go back and look at Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? No. You appreciate what you see and go about your business.
So why would anyone need to see the Doctor take the TARDIS, or little Anakin lose his mother? It will always suck and pale in comparison to your imagination.
Point taken.
But if you are trying to kick off a movie franchise and hopefully expose the character to all sorts of new potential fans, where else are you going to go with the plot?
5-10 minutes in the beginning. That's it. If it takes more than that to explain, it shouldn't be done.
WAIT! I'm confused. Why would a Dr. Who movie need to start with 5-10 minutes of Jon Voight's sweaty ballsack? Didn't they already do that during the Colin Baker era?
No, that was the beginning of the 8th Doctor's era, which proves that movies just don't work.
Broktun
2011-11-14 05:11:58 PM
Blues_X
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WHY!?!
WHO?
Kirkenhegelstein
2011-11-14 05:12:38 PM
NO. Bad director! Bad! No! Not for you
and
Blues_X
:
WHY!?!
loser0
2011-11-14 05:13:58 PM
Up to no good again?
Dr. Killinger's Magic Murder Bag
2011-11-14 05:15:15 PM
Oh, this is bad. This is extremely very not good.
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2011-11-14 05:16:04 PM
capitulating fromage masticating simian
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The Time War was supposed to have been the most epic thing ever, and yeah, there'd be no way to translate that to the screen, the occasional allusions that we currently get are enough
Just imagine if Michael Bay did it.
BOOMITY BOOM SPLOSIONS KAPOW KABLOOOIE BANG BOOM NEEEEEEAAAAAR SHHHHOOOOM BANG POW BLAST KAPOW BANG EXPLOSION SPLOSIONEYSPLOSION BOOMITY BOOM BANG KERPOW BOOM EXPLOOOOOSION!
There's your farking time war.
Time Traveling Bunnies
2011-11-14 05:16:55 PM
Stile4aly
2011-11-14 05:20:43 PM
BohemianGraham
2011-11-14 05:23:56 PM
Shostie
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Linoleum_Blownapart: Shostie: You know, they're about to run out of Doctors, right?
They've been going through them like candy since the start of the revival.
Oh, c'mon. They spilled that can of beans when the brought back The Master. Without the rest of the Time Lords, there are no rules for the Doctor.
I'd like to note that I know absolutely dick-all about Doctor Who except for the following: A) Time travel,
B) The Sonic Screwdriver is not a drink,
C) Something about giant salt shakers, D) Each Doctor gets a set of attractive and/or expendable everyman companions, and E) There are only supposed to be 12 (presuming the writers can't come up with some half-assed way to buy more time).
Also, if you refer to him as "Dr. Who," people lose their sh*t.
About B:
it is a drink
(new window) a very tasty drink.
NEUPhD
2011-11-14 05:24:14 PM
Just glad it's not Alfonso Cuaron (Prisoner of Azkaban).
/Will hold off on judgement until some casting news and some sort of synopsis is revealed
fusillade762
2011-11-14 05:24:44 PM
They should make the Doctor a chick. And American. I'm thinking Scarlett Johansson.
I Like Bread
2011-11-14 05:26:51 PM
FTA
"We want a British sensibility, but having said that, Steve Kloves wrote the Potter films and captured that British sensibility perfectly, so we are looking at American writers too," he explained.
If you're doing an origin story, do you really need a British sensibility? He's an alien. He fosters his "humanity" over time. The way I've heard it explained, Doctor #1 was an uppity bastard who had no interest in the lives of Earthling insects.
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