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(Celebslam) Stupid Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 19 times, Jesse James is an asshole   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 90
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2011-11-14 02:37:19 PM
What's with the Mom-Jeans from hell?
 
2011-11-14 02:54:06 PM
They deserve each other.
 
2011-11-14 03:04:24 PM
You know, this prick is ruining the good name of William Bonnie!
/ I thought for sure this story had to do with Jesse 19 kills!
 
2011-11-14 03:04:30 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: What's with the Mom-Jeans from hell?

Much this. Please tell me it's not the future (again).
 
2011-11-14 03:17:28 PM
That's quite a bombshell.
 
2011-11-14 03:32:48 PM
Some people are hard-wired polyamorists. Jesse James is one of those people. If you are not a polyamorist, then don't even think about dating Jesse James.
 
2011-11-14 03:50:00 PM
Oh wow another broad tried to "fix" a douchebag and failed. Stop the presses!
 
2011-11-14 03:54:24 PM
Unixfreak: Oh wow another broad tried to "fix" a douchebag and failed. Stop the presses!

So the Bad Boy really was a bad boy???
 
2011-11-14 03:56:07 PM
Lando Lincoln: Some people are hard-wired polyamorists

They're called "men".

/man
 
2011-11-14 04:00:33 PM
I'm shocked that a guy who will cheat on his wife with you is also willing to cheat on you. I mean, you're so special!
 
2011-11-14 04:05:22 PM
Lando Lincoln: Some people are hard-wired polyamorists. Jesse James is one of those people. If you are not a polyamorist, then don't even think about dating Jesse James.

My question is- why the hell does he keep getting married?
 
2011-11-14 04:05:32 PM
BigTuna: Lando Lincoln: Some people are hard-wired polyamorists

They're called "men".

/man


Funny, but not true. I've met some polyamorous women as well.
 
2011-11-14 04:12:33 PM
D'uh.

\nuff said
 
2011-11-14 04:16:39 PM
Lando Lincoln: BigTuna: Lando Lincoln: Some people are hard-wired polyamorists

They're called "men".

/man

Funny, but not true. I've met some polyamorous women as well.


Well, yeah, they're called whores.

/i keed
//we're all polyamorous; most of us recognize it's not worth the trouble
 
2011-11-14 04:24:11 PM
BigTuna: //we're all polyamorous; most of us recognize it's not worth the trouble

I'm definitely not. I tried that dating more than one woman thing when I was younger and it definitely was not for me.
 
2011-11-14 04:30:00 PM
Darth_Lukecash: You know, this prick is ruining the good name of William Bonnie!
/ I thought for sure this story had to do with Jesse 19 kills!


Cold? Why else would you set your pants on fire?
 
2011-11-14 04:52:28 PM
What did she expect? Especially with that goalie-mask of a face she has?
 
2011-11-14 05:49:25 PM
Every time I see that name, I think Jesse Jane for a moment.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-14 06:14:22 PM
I'm shocked that such a well adjusted and intelligent young woman fell for such a horrible, horrible man.
 
2011-11-14 06:23:20 PM
Unixfreak: Oh wow another broad tried to "fix" a douchebag and failed. Stop the presses!

Hahaha. Beat me to it.
 
2011-11-14 06:29:46 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-14 06:31:25 PM
blogs.herald.com
/can only be fooled once... so he claims
 
2011-11-14 06:33:06 PM
Darth_Lukecash: You know, this prick is ruining the good name of William Bonnie!

That's Billy the Kid nimrod.
 
2011-11-14 06:33:55 PM
dahmers love zombie: Every time I see that name, I think Jesse Jane for a moment.

[i.imgur.com image 220x330]


And I thank you for that.
 
2011-11-14 06:34:19 PM
If your boyfriend has the time to cheat on you 19 times in a year, you really arent spending that much time together anyway.
 
2011-11-14 06:35:40 PM
Unixfreak: Oh wow another broad tried to "fix" a douchebag and failed. Stop the presses!

THIS so much I'm gonna get a neck-tat of it!
 
2011-11-14 06:35:41 PM
The Flexecutioner: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x371]

Dammit, where's that from?
 
2011-11-14 06:39:22 PM
I am Jack's overwhelming feeling of Schadenfreude.
 
2011-11-14 06:39:32 PM
baka-san: Darth_Lukecash: You know, this prick is ruining the good name of William Bonnie!

That's Billy the Kid nimrod.


This. Jesse James the outlaw was actually named Jesse James
 
2011-11-14 06:42:27 PM
InOmnibusCaritas: baka-san: Darth_Lukecash: You know, this prick is ruining the good name of William Bonnie!

That's Billy the Kid nimrod.

This. Jesse James the outlaw was actually named Jesse James
Pat Garrett.

FTFY

/rotsky!
 
2011-11-14 06:45:19 PM
Diogenes: I'm shocked that a guy who will cheat on his wife with you is also willing to cheat on you. I mean, you're so special!

This. I never understood that line of thinking from the paramour. They are cheating on their current lover/spouse with you. What makes you think they won't, in turn, cheat on you with someone else?

/Once a cheater, always a cheater
//If you know you're gonna cheat, don't farking get married!
 
2011-11-14 06:45:27 PM
PsyLord: /rotskyi!

/Sorry, pet peeve.
 
2011-11-14 06:47:44 PM
BroVinny: The Flexecutioner: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x371]

Dammit, where's that from?


1.bp.blogspot.com

/that help?
 
2011-11-14 06:48:12 PM
coco ebert: Lando Lincoln: Some people are hard-wired polyamorists. Jesse James is one of those people. If you are not a polyamorist, then don't even think about dating Jesse James.

My question is- why the hell does he keep getting married?


Considering a condition of Polyamory is the knowledge and consent of everyone involved I think someone needs to explain the concept to him.

Honestly, I don't think he's a polyamorist. I think he gets off knowing he's cheating on someone, and in order for it to work he has to find some poor woman stupid enough to date him exclusively. He probably had the best orgasms of his life cheating on Bullock, because, let's face it, that's the most normal woman he's ever cheated on. I imagine cheating on Kat Von D felt like a minor league game to him after going to the Show.
 
2011-11-14 06:49:30 PM
farking hipsters and the whole "Mom Jeans/Pleated High-Rise Slacks" thing and the "Sally Jessie Raphael-Wayfarer hybrid/oversized Wayfarer lasses"-thing really ticks me off. I hope it becomes one of those stupid hipster/counter-cultural trends that die soon.


They are not sexy.
 
2011-11-14 06:49:36 PM
The Flexecutioner: BroVinny: The Flexecutioner: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x371]

Dammit, where's that from?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

/that help?


Hahahahaha wow I'm shocked how I didn't get it from the first picture, but the pudgy little asian girl gave it away immediately!
 
2011-11-14 06:52:28 PM
The Flexecutioner: BroVinny: The Flexecutioner: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x371]

Dammit, where's that from?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

/that help?


Yep, thanks. I'd thought Donnie Darko hadn't left an impression on me. I guess I was wrong.
 
2011-11-14 06:52:51 PM
PsyLord: InOmnibusCaritas: baka-san: Darth_Lukecash: You know, this prick is ruining the good name of William Bonnie!

That's Billy the Kid nimrod.

This. Jesse James the outlaw was actually named Jesse James Pat Garrett.

FTFY

/rotsky!


No no, you're all mixed up. Bill the Kid was actually named the Outlaw Josey Wales.
 
2011-11-14 06:52:53 PM
She looks like she would just stink of sweat and cigarette smoke
 
2011-11-14 06:53:53 PM
It took her this long to realize that he was a man (being a man, he will slip his Tab A into any Slot B that will accept it)?
 
2011-11-14 06:55:03 PM
fish500: PsyLord: InOmnibusCaritas: baka-san: Darth_Lukecash: You know, this prick is ruining the good name of William Bonnie!

That's Billy the Kid nimrod.

This. Jesse James the outlaw was actually named Jesse James Pat Garrett.

FTFY

/rotsky!

No no, you're all mixed up. Bill the Kid was actually named the Outlaw Josey Wales.


And Garret was a law man from Hawaii, right?
 
2011-11-14 06:57:32 PM
danny_kay: fish500: PsyLord: InOmnibusCaritas: baka-san: Darth_Lukecash: You know, this prick is ruining the good name of William Bonnie!

That's Billy the Kid nimrod.

This. Jesse James the outlaw was actually named Jesse James Pat Garrett.

FTFY

/rotsky!

No no, you're all mixed up. Bill the Kid was actually named the Outlaw Josey Wales.

And Garret was a law man from Hawaii, right?


Book 'em, Tonto
 
2011-11-14 07:00:30 PM
I asked an outside consultant about this story, and she told me that this was
www.mattscdsingles.com
 
2011-11-14 07:01:59 PM
BroVinny: The Flexecutioner: BroVinny: The Flexecutioner: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x371]

Dammit, where's that from?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

/that help?

Yep, thanks. I'd thought Donnie Darko hadn't left an impression on me. I guess I was wrong.


scottydoesntknow: The Flexecutioner: BroVinny: The Flexecutioner: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x371]

Dammit, where's that from?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x239]

/that help?

Hahahahaha wow I'm shocked how I didn't get it from the first picture, but the pudgy little asian girl gave it away immediately!



As soon as Kat started using the language of Ego and Love and capitalized them, I knew she seen or been to a program of some kind. And Donnie Darko immediately came to mind.
 
2011-11-14 07:02:18 PM
So she pours her emotions into facebook. weak.
 
2011-11-14 07:15:24 PM
Last time I got tattooed, I asked the artist (Who was the shop's co-owner) what the tattoo artist community (They get to know one another well due to conventions and the small size of the industry) thought of Kat Von D. What I got from her was that Kat's artwork is well regarded, but as a person she's considered a major fame-hounding dimwit, whom farked over her ex-husband for a reality show and a tattoo shop she is in no way capable of running on her own.

So what I'm saying is, there are no saints in this situation.
 
2011-11-14 07:15:30 PM
Ugly woman, that.
 
2011-11-14 07:21:12 PM
verbaltoxin: So what I'm saying is, there are no saints in this situation.

Apparently my late grandfather would say about relationship quarrels "stick 'em in a bag and beat 'em with a stick, and you'll never hit the wrong one."

Wise man, my grandfather...
 
2011-11-14 07:21:40 PM
BigTuna: Because People in power are Stupid: What's with the Mom-Jeans from hell?

Much this. Please tell me it's not the future (again).


If you mean high-waisted pants, yes. Designers have been slowly reintroducing higher waists for the past few years, and now fashion mags are starting to say they make a woman's waiste look smaller and longer. Let's face it, jeans could not get any lower, and low-low looks bad on most women and men.
 
2011-11-14 07:21:45 PM
Slightly OT, saw her in real life once here in Vegas last year when she was still dating him.

She was greasy sweaty and had reeeeeally bad meth skin that she was covering up with a pound of make-up (except for the tats, which made the make-up even more obvious) and you could smell her BO from 5 feet away.

But yeah, sorry ladies, you can't change a douche.
 
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