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(Life's Little Mysteries)   The world's largest bra is a size 1222B, or approximately 8.4 Dolly Partons   (lifeslittlemysteries.com) divider line 46
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2011-11-14 03:28:50 PM  
1222 B??
B cup? she must be REALLLY fat.
 
2011-11-14 04:16:34 PM  
As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.
 
2011-11-14 04:22:46 PM  

hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.


How ya doin'?
 
2011-11-14 04:22:56 PM  

hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.


I see what you did there

/Also, EIP
//Because you never know
 
2011-11-14 04:36:21 PM  
Fastest preemptive start to an AW thread ever?
 
2011-11-14 04:38:05 PM  

hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.


you probably find that most times, your bra ain't got your back too well either
 
2011-11-14 04:38:55 PM  

star_topology: Fastest preemptive start to an AW thread ever?


It's on the geek tab, very unlikely to blossom
 
2011-11-14 04:39:14 PM  
I'd like to see Pierre french kissin' Rene in the moonlight
I'd like to see the Mounties take a hit (of sensamilla)
And I'd like to see Ed Allen pull his muscle on the TV
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
Yeah I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits
 
2011-11-14 05:09:17 PM  
Breasteses.
 
2011-11-14 05:11:10 PM  
Does...does subby understand how cup size work?
 
2011-11-14 05:11:18 PM  
Read that as "221B," and thought, "Sherlock Holmes?"
 
2011-11-14 05:11:33 PM  

Hebalo: Does...does subby understand how cup size work?


Most people don't
 
2011-11-14 05:18:10 PM  
*crosses fingers*

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2011-11-14 05:21:12 PM  

Jingo Django Mourning: Read that as "221B," and thought, "Sherlock Holmes?"


Holy cow, I came to make this observation. Thus, solidifying this topic's belonging in the geek tab.
 
2011-11-14 05:29:10 PM  

hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.


Cena cat does not approve.

I do however, approve of us talking about your breast size.
 
2011-11-14 05:30:53 PM  
Anyone see the building that bra is on? Makes it look downright small.
 
2011-11-14 05:35:22 PM  
www.piccer.nl

\Everything you need to know (but were afraid to ask)
 
2011-11-14 05:35:36 PM  
Article doesn't know how bra sizes are supposed to work. The bra is a 1068NNNNNN...N (there should be 144 Ns, but I doubt that the fark filters will let that through).

Of course, I say supposed to, since, as every BoobIEs thread eventually disintegrats into a discussion of how bras fit terribly and are inconsistent, we know that the manufacturer would probably label it a 1050QQQQ.

/Oh, and in case this thread takes a turn in that direction, EIP
 
2011-11-14 05:44:22 PM  
At the farther end was a small brazier of burning charcoal, beside which on a three-legged wooden stool there sat a tall, thin old man, with his jaw resting upon his two fists, and his elbows upon his knees, staring into the fire.

As I entered, a sallow Malay attendant had hurried up with a pipe for me and a supply of the drug, beckoning me to an empty berth.

"Thank you. I have not come to stay," said I. "There is a friend of mine here, Mr. Isa Whitney, and I wish to speak with him."

There was a movement and an exclamation from my right, and peering through the gloom I saw Whitney, pale, haggard, and unkempt, staring out at me.

"My God! It's Watson," said he. He was in a pitiable state of reaction, with every nerve in a twitter. "I say, Watson, what o'clock is it?"

"Nearly eleven."

"Of what day?"

"Of Friday, June 19th."

"Good heavens! I thought it was Wednesday. It is Wednesday. What d'you want to frighten the chap for?" He sank his face onto his arms and began to sob in a high treble key.

"I tell you that it is Friday, man. Your wife has been waiting this two days for you. You should be ashamed of yourself!"

"So I am. But you've got mixed, Watson, for I have only been here a few hours, three pipes, four pipes--I forget how many. But I'll go home with you. I wouldn't frighten Kate--poor little Kate. Give me your hand! Have you a cab?"

"Yes, I have one waiting."

"Then I shall go in it. But I must owe something. Find what I owe, Watson. I am all off color. I can do nothing for myself."

I walked down the narrow passage between the double row of sleepers, holding my breath to keep out the vile, stupefying fumes of the drug, and looking about for the manager. As I passed the tall man who sat by the brazier I felt a sudden pluck at my skirt, and a low voice whispered, "Walk past me, and then look back at me." The words fell quite distinctly upon my ear. I glanced down. They could only have come from the old man at my side, and yet he sat now as absorbed as ever, very thin, very wrinkled, bent with age, an opium pipe dangling down from between his knees, as though it had dropped in sheer lassitude from his fingers. I took two steps forward and looked back. It took all my self-control to prevent me from breaking out into a cry of astonishment. He had turned his back so that none could see him but I. His form had filled out, his wrinkles were gone, the dull eyes had regained their fire, and there, sitting by the fire and grinning at my surprise, was none other than Sherlock Holmes. He made a slight motion to me to approach him, and instantly, as he turned his face half round to the company once more, subsided into a doddering, loose-lipped senility.


When I first read this, I giggled like a 13-year-old at the word "brazier", Because I was 13. I also was amused at the thought of Watson in a skirt.
 
2011-11-14 05:57:56 PM  

hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.


thanks for the coffee out the nose
 
2011-11-14 06:07:25 PM  
I once made the Kessel run in 8.4 Dolly Partons.
 
2011-11-14 06:20:33 PM  
swords.lookingforwhitman.org
Knows what subby is talking about.

/"That's Famous Titles, Mr. Connery"
/hot
 
2011-11-14 07:26:44 PM  
Jebus, If no one else will start it:

www.rswarrior.com
 
2011-11-14 07:41:34 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: *crosses fingers*

large chested women thread
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large chested women thread
large chested women thread


i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-14 07:41:52 PM  
www.breastactivess.info
 
2011-11-14 07:44:40 PM  
img52.imageshack.us


Woman Bedbound for 6 Months by Huge Breasts

A Peruvian mother of four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts.

Julia Manihuari's chest grew to a gigantic N cup after the birth of her third son seven years ago - leaving her unable to move.

Doctors believe she was suffering from a rare condition known as gigantomastia, which is characterized by excessive breast growth that may occur spontaneously during puberty or pregnancy

Surgeons had to cut 35 pounds of flesh from Manihuari's breasts, fearing they could squash her lungs and kill her.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-14 07:44:58 PM  

ivan: When I first read this, I giggled like a 13-year-old at the word "brazier", Because I was 13. I also was amused at the thought of Watson in a skirt.


When I was ten the family went to the Dairy Queen for supper one night, and the sign outside read "Dairy Queen Brazier" (it had a grill & you could order hamburgers there.) I didn't know this at the time and asked my mother what a brazier was. She was all embarrassed and wouldn't tell me. I didn't understand why.

/csb
 
2011-11-14 07:45:49 PM  

namatad: B cup?


Speaking as a man who appreciates perky, yet itty bitty titties, I approve of this.
 
2011-11-14 07:47:29 PM  
lars.toomre.com
freshtildeathonline.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-14 07:47:55 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.

Cena cat does not approve.

I do however, approve of us talking about your breast size.


LOL! Cena cat will simply have to avert his virgin eyes then.
 
2011-11-14 07:49:28 PM  

Fark Me Runnin: namatad: B cup?

Speaking as a man who appreciates perky, yet itty bitty titties, I approve of this.


Well, IANAW, but given my understanding of how bra sizes work, you're looking at perky, itty-bitty-titties on a woman roughly the size of an rhinoceros.
 
2011-11-14 08:11:16 PM  
Holy crap subby - that's almost 2.3 Rhode Islands!
 
2011-11-14 08:13:06 PM  
So that's where my hernia belt ended up.

/big ones...I haz them
 
2011-11-14 08:18:19 PM  
Come on, people. It should have been at least at 1222DD.
 
2011-11-14 09:05:27 PM  
Big baddaboobies
 
2011-11-14 09:08:58 PM  

uber humper: Jebus, If no one else will start it:

[www.rswarrior.com image 479x563]


There is such a thing as *too* big. These would be it. They aren't breasts, they're buoys surgically attached to her chest.
 
2011-11-14 10:37:28 PM  
I'd love to motorboat that set

/we're going to need a bigger boat
 
2011-11-14 10:38:13 PM  

hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2011-11-15 12:37:43 AM  
I know I'm not the only one who looked at that bra size and thought of Sherlock Holmes' address. Right?

Anyone?

Aw. To hell with it. BOOBS

api.ning.com
 
2011-11-15 09:21:24 AM  
Where's Grables Daughter at a time like this? BIE
EIP!
 
2011-11-15 09:25:31 AM  

webthing01: Doctors believe she was suffering from a rare condition known as gigantomastia

Gigantism!
files.singaporesoxfan.com
 
2011-11-15 12:14:24 PM  

hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.


Best smile on the intertubes
 
2011-11-15 12:59:34 PM  

Hardy-r-r: hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.

Best smile on the intertubes


Why thank you! :-)
 
2011-11-15 03:29:07 PM  

hobblekitty: As a woman with an "H" cup I was excited thinking this story might actually speak to my needs. It does not. Bra, I am dissapoint.


profile asplode
 
2011-11-15 04:11:40 PM  

webthing01: [img52.imageshack.us image 640x372]


Woman Bedbound for 6 Months by Huge Breasts

A Peruvian mother of four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts.

Julia Manihuari's chest grew to a gigantic N cup after the birth of her third son seven years ago - leaving her unable to move.

Doctors believe she was suffering from a rare condition known as gigantomastia, which is characterized by excessive breast growth that may occur spontaneously during puberty or pregnancy

Surgeons had to cut 35 pounds of flesh from Manihuari's breasts, fearing they could squash her lungs and kill her.

Link (new window)


How dare you ruin my kinky, perverse adolescent fantasies with your harsh, cold reality! I'm on the internet to escape the horrors of the world.

/or to point and laugh at said horrors
//one ticket, aisle seat
 
2011-11-16 04:54:11 PM  
What, the large-breasted thread isn't any larger? For shame, fellow Farkers!
 
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