I think he'll endorse the black.

I would vote for trump. He has sound economic policies and if he choses palin as his running mate I think he's a shoe in. Yeah shes a tad crazy but she'll bring in the votes.

TRUMP 2012~!!

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His best strategy, since everything he touches turns to shiat: Endorse Obama.

TheHighlandHowler: Put all the candidates on Celebrity Apprentice. Winner gets endorsement.

Sounds like a great way to mix reality TV and political candidates in the future.

FloydA: xenophon10k: FloydA: Trump likes Perry, but Trump's hair prefers Bachmann.

Sounds like someone's hair is jealous of someone else's.

Spoiler:

Trump's hair is Perry's hair's father. Trump's hair was a student of Telly Savalas' hair, until Trump's hair turned to the dark side. Trump's hair betrayed and murdered Telly Savalas' hair. Not even the hairlings survived

A hearty guffaw.
My Sprite stays unspray'd; to Fark
with beverage - unsafe

// wher yul briner
// WhEr

undflickertail: TheHighlandHowler: Put all the candidates on Celebrity Apprentice. Winner gets endorsement.

Sounds like a great way to mix reality TV and political candidates in the future.

I'm fine with this as long as he brings his daughter.



Herman Cain would hit that like....

I'm trying to figure out how he'll pick his endorsement, but I can't help but picture a low-class version of the first scene in King Lear.

He eats pizza with a knife and fork and I'm supposed to trust his judgement?

Does anyone with an IQ higher than my toaster give a Fark? If so? Get a life.

FloydA: xenophon10k: FloydA: Trump likes Perry, but Trump's hair prefers Bachmann.

Sounds like someone's hair is jealous of someone else's.

Spoiler:

Trump's hair is Perry's hair's father. Trump's hair was a student of Telly Savalas' hair, until Trump's hair turned to the dark side. Trump's hair betrayed and murdered Telly Savalas' hair. Not even the hairlings survived

Dangit, FloydA, I hadn't read/seen/combed that yet! Now you've gone and ruined it for me! Ruined it! Darn you to heck!

Can we just get back to forgetting this filthy rich waste of flesh even exists? We all know he will endorse Cain because he's the highest polling 'Not Romney' in the GOP primaries and Cain is the only ship that isnt sinking in those waters (somehow). Trump is nothing if not an opportunist.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I think he'll endorse the black.

I LOL'd.

If Trump wants a Republican to win, he should endorse Obama.

FloydA: Trump's hair is Perry's hair's father. Trump's hair was a student of Telly Savalas' hair, until Trump's hair turned to the dark side. Trump's hair betrayed and murdered Telly Savalas' hair. Not even the hairlings survived

I'm getting apostrophe overload....

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I think he'll endorse the black.

Thank you, Ms. Lampinelli.

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Can we just get back to forgetting this filthy rich waste of flesh even exists? We all know he will endorse Cain because he's the highest polling 'Not Romney' in the GOP primaries and Cain is the only ship that isnt sinking in those waters (somehow). Trump is nothing if not an opportunist.

I saw the news today oh boy... and it invalidates pretty much everything you just said. Cain is the third turd. Guess which jar of skew is #2!?!?!

coeyagi: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Can we just get back to forgetting this filthy rich waste of flesh even exists? We all know he will endorse Cain because he's the highest polling 'Not Romney' in the GOP primaries and Cain is the only ship that isnt sinking in those waters (somehow). Trump is nothing if not an opportunist.

I saw the news today oh boy... and it invalidates pretty much everything you just said. Cain is the third turd. Guess which jar of skew is #2!?!?!

I'm trying my best not to sing that in my head. Thanks for nothin.

FloydA: xenophon10k: FloydA: Trump likes Perry, but Trump's hair prefers Bachmann.

Sounds like someone's hair is jealous of someone else's.

Spoiler:

Trump's hair is Perry's hair's father. Trump's hair was a student of Telly Savalas' hair, until Trump's hair turned to the dark side. Trump's hair betrayed and murdered Telly Savalas' hair. Not even the hairlings survived

It was Trump's hair's sled.
Trump's hair kills Aerith.
Trump's hair hits an iceberg.
Trump's hair cheats on Hillary with a fat chick.
It was Trump's hair the whole time.
Trump's hair makes an error in game 6.
Trump's hair "accidentally" collides with another driver.
Trump's hair is the final Angel.
Trump's hair sues Napster.
Trump's hair cheats on Hillary with a fat chick, only this one isn't even half as fat as the last one.
Trump's hair is in another castle.
Trump's hair is the Seirensen EX-midboss and Shinreibyou Stage 3-midboss.
Trump's hair starts going deaf while composing the Fifth Symphony and is completely deaf years before starting work on the Ninth.
Trump's hair betrays Jesus for thirty pieces of silver.
Trump's hair kills Roach and Ghost.
Trump's hair tries to wake up Yukari with a frying pan but uses a knife by mistake.
Trump's hair scores 168 runs in the bottom of the ninth, leading the Shnooks to a 168-167 win over the Goons.

Since he has such a good relationship with those people, the blacks, I'm sure it will be Herman Cain.

coeyagi: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Can we just get back to forgetting this filthy rich waste of flesh even exists? We all know he will endorse Cain because he's the highest polling 'Not Romney' in the GOP primaries and Cain is the only ship that isnt sinking in those waters (somehow). Trump is nothing if not an opportunist.

I saw the news today oh boy... and it invalidates pretty much everything you just said. Cain is the third turd. Guess which jar of skew is #2!?!?!

She turned me into a Newt!

tnpir: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I think he'll endorse the black.

Thank you, Ms. Lampinelli.

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The Paris Hilton of real estate tycoons. Have you assholes figured out that he knows nothing yet?

Somacandra: Tusz: I'm trying to figure out how he'll pick his endorsement, but I can't help but picture a low-class version of the first scene in King Lear.

DING DING DING!

I think we have a winner...

So he will split his endoresment between two selfish, pandering fools and marry the third off to France?

Trump will endorse the candidate that gives Trump the most publicity for Trump's endeavors. It'll probably be Cain as Cain is running for the GOP nomination for the same reason Trump ran; to get free advertisement for his personal brand.

And then go out for a real NY slice...

coeyagi
I saw the news today oh boy... and it invalidates pretty much everything you just said. Cain is the third turd. Guess which jar of skew is #2!?!?!

The man who's dumped not one, but two desperately ill wives to take up with the younger women he's already farking. Nevertheless, he'll run as a moral values Republican.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: tnpir: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I think he'll endorse the black.

Thank you, Ms. Lampinelli.

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I know. It just sounded like something Lisa Lampinelli would say.

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And then go out for a real NY slice...

That looks like a nice, juicy Alaskan slice to me.

How could he endorse anyone without seeing their long form birth certificate first?

At least corporate media can keep you morons distracted.

Honestly, if someone hacked into Trump's bank account and drained it I would shed little tears.

What a senseless waste of human life...

whidbey: Honestly, if someone hacked into Trump's bank account and drained it I would shed little tears.

What a senseless waste of human life...

Can you steal debt?

CPennypacker: whidbey: Honestly, if someone hacked into Trump's bank account and drained it I would shed little tears.

What a senseless waste of human life...

Can you steal debt?

I'm sure there's a way to turn it into quick liquidated cash. At least for the 24 hours needed to take it and run. Don't you watch Burn Notice?

madgonad: Somacandra: Tusz: I'm trying to figure out how he'll pick his endorsement, but I can't help but picture a low-class version of the first scene in King Lear.

DING DING DING!

I think we have a winner...

So he will split his endoresment between two selfish, pandering fools and marry the third off to France?

Regan/Goneril 2012!

/no question: their chief of staff will be a bastard