"Scalpel. Retractor. Oops."

"Oops?! Whaddya mean, OOPS? I know what I mean when I say Oops, what do YOU mean when you say Oops?!"

He should have written his talking points on the palm of his hand.

strathcona: Erick Erickson says so, so it must be true!

But what do John Johnson, William Williamson, Thom Thomson, and Jack Jackson think?

What Rick Perry totally redeeming himself might look like:
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Diogenes: If Jerry Sandusky were running for the GOP nom, the teabaggers would find some way to forgive him for farking little boys.

They still go to church

CheetahOlivetti: Diogenes: If Jerry Sandusky were running for the GOP nom, the teabaggers would find some way to forgive him for farking little boys.

Well, yeah (new window).

Of course, there's no way then-Sen. Rick Santorum, Republican of Pennsylvania, could have known about coach Jerry Sandusky's alleged child-abusing behavior, since no one reported it to the authorities.

...and yet again, people get their facts wrong. At least once it was documented that the DA's office knew about Sandusky's behavior and shut down investigations into it. That the DA that was overseeing the case vanished without a trace is about as troubling as one could get.

This would be funny if it wasn't true

BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.

ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!

BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.

ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then?

BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

Hagbardr: But what do John Johnson

Impossible to tell. He used to live in Wisconsin and work in a lumber yard there, but these days, you know, manufacturing job losses, no new home construction and all, he's just kinda dropped off the grid.

Hagbardr: strathcona: Erick Erickson says so, so it must be true!

But what do John Johnson, William Williamson, Thom Thomson, and Jack Jackson think?

Honestly, I'd care more about the political opinions of Robbie Robertson or Kris Kristofferson than this moron. At least they've done something worthwhile, instead of writing creepy love letters to Herman Cain (warning: RedState link).

What being totally redeemed might look like...

can someone please post a picture of Jeff Daniels from Dumb and Dumber.?That is all.

The Bruce Dickinson: [www.madisongregoryfineart.com image 556x417]

What being totally redeemed might look like...

ha! good enough

If people are still laughing at you, you have not been redeemed.

Did Perry have a wire up his ass so that his brain could get the correct response?

Kanemano: If people are still laughing at you, you have not been redeemed.

People are laughing because the Energy Department thing was a joke, that was pretty clear for anyone who actually saw the debate. All Perry did was hilariously show how irrelevant the department is, because he, nor any of the other people there, could remember it, while at the same time showing how only he has a complete and well thought out vision and plan for the future of America, it's only normal a few minor details get lost when there is so much to remember, this in sharp contrast with the other candidates whose campaigns seem to based on no more than buzzwords and rallying cries, obviously they can remember those.                                              Yeah, I know, 0/10... :(

The star moment for Perry, however, came when he took after Ron Paul over enhanced interrogation techniques.

Hurray for torture!

Also, I suspect that Erick Erickson struggles to dress himself in the morning. It's an embarrassment to media that he not only has a popular website, but CNN pays him as a consultant. The network legitimizes the views of a batshiat crazy farktard by presenting him as a reasonable viewpoint.

I've been reading about Perry's ridiculous debate performance(s), but didn't realize how dangerously inept this man is until I saw the video. The only thing missing is his lower lip sticking out and muttering about mashed pertaters.

You know, if someone walked onto a CNN stage and proceeded to stomp the ever-loving dogshiat out of Erick Erickson, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't feel one iota of sorriness for him.

Spineless, thumb-dicked coward....

tnpir
You know, if someone walked onto a CNN stage and proceeded to stomp the ever-loving dogshiat out of Erick Erickson, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't feel one iota of sorriness for him.

I'd pay to see it, but it's still not as much as I'd pay to see America's most punchable face, Sean Hannity, get clobbered. I cordially invite Hannity to do a Punch Me For the Children fundraiser to raise money for a children's hospital or something. It'd be for the kids.

patrick767: tnpir
You know, if someone walked onto a CNN stage and proceeded to stomp the ever-loving dogshiat out of Erick Erickson, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't feel one iota of sorriness for him.

I'd pay to see it, but it's still not as much as I'd pay to see America's most punchable face, Sean Hannity, get clobbered. I cordially invite Hannity to do a Punch Me For the Children fundraiser to raise money for a children's hospital or something. It'd be for the kids.

I wholeheartedly agree and endorse this idea.

IlGreven: CheetahOlivetti: Diogenes: If Jerry Sandusky were running for the GOP nom, the teabaggers would find some way to forgive him for farking little boys.

Well, yeah (new window).

Of course, there's no way then-Sen. Rick Santorum, Republican of Pennsylvania, could have known about coach Jerry Sandusky's alleged child-abusing behavior, since no one reported it to the authorities.

...and yet again, people get their facts wrong. At least once it was documented that the DA's office knew about Sandusky's behavior and shut down investigations into it. That the DA that was overseeing the case vanished without a trace is about as troubling as one could get.

I mean, really. Get a grip. What's more important? Preserving a hallowed football tradition at a college or preventing the anal rape of a dozen or so pre-pubescent boys?
Get your priorities straight! This is America!!!!

casual disregard: FTFA: This race is still anybody's to win or lose.

Has the race even started yet?? We are well on our way to the perpetual campaign, and it's not a pretty sight. Just like Christmas, they start this shiat up earlier each cycle. This is no partisan issue. Everyone is to blame.

Actually, there was a rash of stories earlier this year pointing out that this race began about six months late compared to the 2008 campaign. Lots of "by this time in 2007, we already had 138 candidates who filed! Where is everyone?" articles.

I know more than you: Kanemano: If people are still laughing at you, you have not been redeemed.

People are laughing because the Energy Department thing was a joke, that was pretty clear for anyone who actually saw the debate. All Perry did was hilariously show how irrelevant the department is, because he, nor any of the other people there, could remember it, while at the same time showing how only he has a complete and well thought out vision and plan for the future of America,(

Isn't the Strategic Petroleum reserve under the umbrella of the Department of Energy?
Oh look, yes it is, but that's irrelevant.

Isn't the National Nuclear Security Agency under the umbrella of the Department of Energy?
Oh look, yes it is, but that's irrelevant.

Isn't the ...........I forgot the third one .. oops


For a leader to lead he cannot use Ignorance as an excuse,