I saw the word "men" in that headline, but I couldn't find any in the article.

If you look close, you will notice that Stan Lee has a cameo appearance in the crowd.

Well, I guess two "3"s and a "4" does kind of make a "10".

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Win!

Quasar: A Twilight event, line, convention, etc. is like an all-you-can-rape buffet for an abusive, controlling guy.


/Hot
//Hey, wanna play play some gamecube?

What the hell is Twilight?

You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.

Yeah, those weren't really men. The ones in those photos were former men that's had their ballsack lopped off by crazy wives. I don't care how much you love your significant other or wife, if you're camping out to get in to see Twilight as early as possible, you have lost the right to call yourself a man.

What a fabulous article!

I've done a lot of things i'm not proud of to get laid, but there are limits.

/Hell, going to this after the croud dies down is really pushing those limits.

I'm glad the wife can't stand this series. She went to the first one with her friends, came back and told me: "Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight"

I'd rather do without.

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.

^ That.

people got issues

They should grow a pair....

Also this:

A lot of posters here really buy into machismo.

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.

Taking work off so you can spend days camped out in LA to see a horrible movie with horrible actors based on some of the worst writing to ever make the New York Times best seller list isn't worth just having sex. Especially considering these men are doing it for their wives in basically every case.

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.

I heard that those 'Twilight' movies have subliminal references to blowjobs that influence women to please their men.

The hardest part about being a male Twilight fan is having to tell you family you are gay.

NSFW warning, please subby, if you're going to link to a site showing that many vaginas.

Why is the guy on the right smiling that big shiat-eatin' grin? Is he actually anticipating porking that gorgon standing next to him?

A lot of people too illiterate to even read Twilight. Sounds about right.

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Why is the guy on the right smiling that big shiat-eatin' grin? Is he actually anticipating porking that gorgon standing next to him?

Not everyone has as many options in life as, say for instance, you or I.

Death_Poot: I'm glad the wife can't stand this series. She went to the first one with her friends, came back and told me: "Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight"

I could deal with the sparkles, but my god, the characters are total snores.

Honestly, I tried to read the first book, but got bored about a third of the way in. I love vampires like crazy, but I just can't see why any self-respecting vampire would be interested in a mopey girl who has no opinions, hobbies, or interests, does absolutely nothing, either ignores or is downright hostile to her friends, and isn't grateful for the things people give her.

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I can think of at least one good reason to camp out for twilight tickets, the same reason men do almost everything, to get laid.

Not sure why a photo essay is necessary. Whipped or gay. 'Nuff said.

When I was young, vampires sucked blood... not dick.

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.

I could show up to that line right now with a bag full of XXL Chalupas and get laid without having to wait in line for tickets to some shiatty movie.

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Why is the guy on the right smiling that big shiat-eatin' grin? Is he actually anticipating porking that gorgon standing next to him?

Um. that's a chick.

I like the one with the antlers though.

/Usually anlters turn me off. not this time. Huh. go Figure.

Team Literature. If that's too hard for you, there's still Team Stephen King.

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.

There are limits.

/besides, they're friend zoned.