shortymac: /I'm a girl//hate, hate, hate, TwilightYay! Another girl who hates it!!!!
WTF Indeed: I saw the word "men" in that headline, but I couldn't find any in the article.
The Homer Tax: AcneVulgaris: I dunno.. there's more poon at that campsite than most farkers will ever see.Yeah, but said poon is connected to Fat Chicks who like Twilight.
szyska: From what I've heard about this last book; if they gave it to John Waters, David Lynch or David Cronenberg to direct, I might go see it. But they didn't so my wife can go with her sister...
metametameta: Death_Poot: I'm glad the wife can't stand this series. She went to the first one with her friends, came back and told me: "Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight"I could deal with the sparkles, but my god, the characters are total snores.Honestly, I tried to read the first book, but got bored about a third of the way in. I love vampires like crazy, but I just can't see why any self-respecting vampire would be interested in a mopey girl who has no opinions, hobbies, or interests, does absolutely nothing, either ignores or is downright hostile to her friends, and isn't grateful for the things people give her.
Allen. The end.: szyska: From what I've heard about this last book; if they gave it to John Waters, David Lynch or David Cronenberg to direct, I might go see it. But they didn't so my wife can go with her sister...Wow. You just named my three favorite American directors! Creepy...
schief2: [a.espncdn.com image 576x324]Richard (left): "We live right across the street, so this was really convenient.Huh. I didn't realize the Nokia Theater had moved to Riverside.
IAAl: "My daughter made our shirts, and for a specific reason: We're on Team Kristen. Here, look at the back ..."[a.espncdn.com image 576x324]
AngryJailhouseFistfark: I like a juicy fat girl, yes, I do, but I don't so much care for the Twilighters. Too much phoney-romantic idealism at work. That leads to intolerable an relationship.
brigid_fitch: As someone who stood on line for 8 hours to get a copy of the last Harry Potter book, I *should* be okay with this. I've dressed up as X-Men characters & in Star Trek uniforms to see various premieres. I cheered on the Star Wars people, even as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog destroyed them. Seriously, I should give these people a pass.But I can't. Twilight is a black hole of suck that steals a little of your soul every page turn. The movies are total crap and completely irredeemable. To take off from work for 3 days to camp outside in hopes of catching a glimpse of some guy who's famous for playing a sparkly vampire & getting killed by Voldemort? Ridiculous.
chitlenz: Best movie reviewer of all time! It's a shame he gave it up :(
Beluga Heights: John Waters is one of your three favorite American directors?
Rent Party: I'd rather have a Twi-tard than a woman who was into this show.
Allen. The end.: Beluga Heights: John Waters is one of your three favorite American directors?Yeah! Well, his early work, anyway. Now I like his "stand-up" stuff. But "Desperate Living" is a tried-and-true litmus test for determining who you want to hang out with.
Splinshints: Beluga Heights: John Waters is one of your three favorite American directors?Cronenberg is the one that's not from the U.S., not Waters. David Cronenberg is Canadian. Which is still technically "American" depending on the intended usage.Although I might entertain the argument that Waters is from a whole other planet.
brigid_fitch: shortymac: /I'm a girl//hate, hate, hate, TwilightYay! Another girl who hates it!!!!You can add me to the "girls who hate Twilight" list. I read the books out of absolute sheer boredom while suffering from chronic insomnia. I cannot understand their appeal--Mary-Sue main character, 2-dimensional supporting cast, boring, predictable plotlines, all horribly written. The entire series boils down to "Mousy, awkward nobody is instantly the center of attention at new school, ends up with a creepy stalker pedo who beats the crap out of her on their wedding night, but it's okay because he didn't really mean it."/The one and only advantage to reading those books: I can yell at the Twi-tards without being a hypocrite. I read the books--I KNOW how pathetic they are.//Then I give them a copy of The Hunger Games.
chookbillion: A lot of posters here really buy into machismo.
Knara: Rent Party: I'd rather have a Twi-tard than a woman who was into this show.False dichotomy.
PYROY: Personally, I believe sports fans are just as gay as twilight fans, but they're also typically fatter, dumber, louder and more useless. I also think the reason the terrorists haven't bombed any major American sporting event is because they realize it would only make us a better nation.
Beluga Heights: Well regardless of where he's from, I just am not all the impressed with Waters.
PYROY: They had a hockey game last night and it was a little crazy. The Kings fans were out here yelling 'Twilight fans suck!'"Personally, I believe sports fans are just as gay as twilight fans, but they're also typically fatter, dumber, louder and more useless. I also think the reason the terrorists haven't bombed any major American sporting event is because they realize it would only make us a better nation.
Latinwolf: Prank Call of Cthulhu:[a.espncdn.com image 576x324]Why is the guy on the right smiling that big shiat-eatin' grin? Is he actually anticipating porking that gorgon standing next to him?That's a guy?
Trocadero: [twilightseriestheories.com image 365x200]
Splinshints: Beluga Heights: Well regardless of where he's from, I just am not all the impressed with Waters.Yea, I don't get the draw either. I've always been of the opinion that if your only real talent is shock and vulgarity it's because you don't have any real talents. Grotesque can be interesting, I just don't think it can be interesting in and of itself.
VimFuego: Is that shirt on a human being or is it on some kind of mannequin/scarecrow?
This text is now purple: Cronenberg is Canadian.
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