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(Grantland)   The Men Who Camped Out for Twilight: A photo essay   (grantland.com) divider line 273
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2011-11-14 11:39:02 AM
Is it wrong that I wish the cops would mistake this place for an "Occupy" site and tear gas it?
 
2011-11-14 11:46:45 AM
"I went to the first Twilight premiere in 2008, which was before Twilight was Twilight

Okay, what Farker said that?
 
2011-11-14 11:47:33 AM
A Twilight event, line, convention, etc. is like an all-you-can-rape buffet for an abusive, controlling guy.
 
2011-11-14 11:49:54 AM
"I listened to the books - I'm not a big reader"

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There's a shock.
 
2011-11-14 11:50:30 AM
I saw the word "men" in that headline, but I couldn't find any in the article.
 
2011-11-14 11:52:29 AM
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I'm a big Twilight fan. I've seen the movies, but not read the books. The books are too graphic.
 
2011-11-14 11:58:40 AM
i23.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-14 12:02:43 PM
Not one man card amongst them.
 
2011-11-14 12:24:58 PM
If you look close, you will notice that Stan Lee has a cameo appearance in the crowd.
 
2011-11-14 12:25:11 PM
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Well, I guess two "3"s and a "4" does kind of make a "10".
 
2011-11-14 12:25:40 PM

Mugato: [i23.photobucket.com image 576x324]


Win!
 
2011-11-14 12:25:41 PM

Quasar: A Twilight event, line, convention, etc. is like an all-you-can-rape buffet for an abusive, controlling guy.


thumbnails.hulu.com
/Hot
//Hey, wanna play play some gamecube?
 
2011-11-14 12:25:56 PM
What the hell is Twilight?
 
2011-11-14 12:25:59 PM
You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.
 
2011-11-14 12:26:22 PM
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2011-11-14 12:27:07 PM
Yeah, those weren't really men. The ones in those photos were former men that's had their ballsack lopped off by crazy wives. I don't care how much you love your significant other or wife, if you're camping out to get in to see Twilight as early as possible, you have lost the right to call yourself a man.
 
2011-11-14 12:27:17 PM
What a fabulous article!
 
2011-11-14 12:27:24 PM
I've done a lot of things i'm not proud of to get laid, but there are limits.

/Hell, going to this after the croud dies down is really pushing those limits.
 
2011-11-14 12:27:41 PM
I'm glad the wife can't stand this series. She went to the first one with her friends, came back and told me: "Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight"
 
2011-11-14 12:27:58 PM
I'd rather do without.
 
2011-11-14 12:28:43 PM
metametameta: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.

^ this.

/NTTIAWWT
 
2011-11-14 12:29:36 PM

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.


^ That.
 
2011-11-14 12:29:44 PM

Ennuipoet: Is it wrong that I wish the cops would mistake this place for an "Occupy" site and tear gas it?


I would imagine that the Occupy movement would receive large sums of money if this were to happen.

And that one guy, Better my daughter do this than drugs. Really, those were the choices.
 
2011-11-14 12:29:58 PM
people got issues
 
2011-11-14 12:30:07 PM
Llllllllladies.
 
2011-11-14 12:31:27 PM
They should grow a pair....
 
2011-11-14 12:32:38 PM
Also this:

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2011-11-14 12:33:43 PM
A lot of posters here really buy into machismo.
 
2011-11-14 12:34:04 PM

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.


Taking work off so you can spend days camped out in LA to see a horrible movie with horrible actors based on some of the worst writing to ever make the New York Times best seller list isn't worth just having sex. Especially considering these men are doing it for their wives in basically every case.
 
2011-11-14 12:34:38 PM

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.


I heard that those 'Twilight' movies have subliminal references to blowjobs that influence women to please their men.
 
2011-11-14 12:34:43 PM
The hardest part about being a male Twilight fan is having to tell you family you are gay.
 
2011-11-14 12:34:44 PM
fivehourfitness.com
 
2011-11-14 12:34:45 PM
NSFW warning, please subby, if you're going to link to a site showing that many vaginas.
 
2011-11-14 12:36:55 PM
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Why is the guy on the right smiling that big shiat-eatin' grin? Is he actually anticipating porking that gorgon standing next to him?
 
2011-11-14 12:39:53 PM
A lot of people too illiterate to even read Twilight. Sounds about right.
 
2011-11-14 12:39:56 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [a.espncdn.com image 576x324]

Why is the guy on the right smiling that big shiat-eatin' grin? Is he actually anticipating porking that gorgon standing next to him?


Not everyone has as many options in life as, say for instance, you or I.
 
2011-11-14 12:41:05 PM

Death_Poot: I'm glad the wife can't stand this series. She went to the first one with her friends, came back and told me: "Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight"


I could deal with the sparkles, but my god, the characters are total snores.

Honestly, I tried to read the first book, but got bored about a third of the way in. I love vampires like crazy, but I just can't see why any self-respecting vampire would be interested in a mopey girl who has no opinions, hobbies, or interests, does absolutely nothing, either ignores or is downright hostile to her friends, and isn't grateful for the things people give her.
 
2011-11-14 12:41:18 PM

myselfandi: If you look close


No.
 
2011-11-14 12:41:18 PM

offmymeds: [fivehourfitness.com image 448x260]


I can think of at least one good reason to camp out for twilight tickets, the same reason men do almost everything, to get laid.
 
2011-11-14 12:41:42 PM
Not sure why a photo essay is necessary. Whipped or gay. 'Nuff said.
 
2011-11-14 12:41:45 PM
I weep for humanity.
 
2011-11-14 12:42:07 PM

offmymeds: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [a.espncdn.com image 576x324]

Why is the guy on the right smiling that big shiat-eatin' grin? Is he actually anticipating porking that gorgon standing next to him?

Not everyone has as many options in life as, say for instance, you or I.


I'm a foreveralone fugly motherfarker and I would not want to date a Twilight fan.
 
2011-11-14 12:42:13 PM
When I was young, vampires sucked blood... not dick.
 
2011-11-14 12:42:21 PM

JackieRabbit: What the hell is Twilight?


It's what you're pretending not to know about right now.
 
2011-11-14 12:42:33 PM

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid by other men tonight photo essay.


/NTTAWWT
 
2011-11-14 12:42:53 PM

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.


I could show up to that line right now with a bag full of XXL Chalupas and get laid without having to wait in line for tickets to some shiatty movie.
 
2011-11-14 12:43:27 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [a.espncdn.com image 576x324]

Why is the guy on the right smiling that big shiat-eatin' grin? Is he actually anticipating porking that gorgon standing next to him?


Um. that's a chick.

I like the one with the antlers though.

/Usually anlters turn me off. not this time. Huh. go Figure.
 
2011-11-14 12:44:00 PM

swahnhennessy: A lot of people too illiterate to even read Twilight. Sounds about right.


Yeah I caught that too. "I'm not much of a reader".. yeah go figure.
 
2011-11-14 12:44:22 PM
Team Literature. If that's too hard for you, there's still Team Stephen King.
 
2011-11-14 12:44:43 PM

metametameta: You mean: Men who are getting crazy laid tonight photo essay.


There are limits.

/besides, they're friend zoned.
 
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