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(The Raw Story) Scary Herman Cain: "A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables. He would call that a sissy pizza." There are people out there who want this man to be leader of the free world? YIKES   (rawstory.com) divider line 278
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2011-11-14 10:38:28 AM
I'm sure a typical slice of pizza in Rome is far inferior to a slice of Godfather's pizza.
 
2011-11-14 10:47:17 AM
In Italy, you'll be hard pressed to find any pizza with more than three toppings. They don't like Franken-pizzas like people in the states have become fond of. Most of the pizza shops I ate at over there offered slices with one topping, sometimes two, but almost never three or more toppings. And a pizza with a ton of veggies tends to get watery. I don't know if I would have gone with "sissy," but "bad" would have sufficed.
 
2011-11-14 10:51:01 AM
Nabb1: In Italy, you'll be hard pressed to find any pizza with more than three toppings. They don't like Franken-pizzas like people in the states have become fond of. Most of the pizza shops I ate at over there offered slices with one topping, sometimes two, but almost never three or more toppings.

Really? I frequently had pizza with tons of vegetables and little to no cheese in Italy. This was in Rome and Florence, so I can't speak for the rest of the country.
 
2011-11-14 10:59:40 AM
A "manly man" puts whatever he f*cking wants on his food and doesn't wring his hands wondering if biatchy little pussies are going to jump on their livejournals and deride him for it. And he orders whatever f*cking beer he wants at the bar, despite the c*nty bartender threatening to revoke his "man card"; hey, effstick, if the beer sucks so much why do you sell it?
 
2011-11-14 11:00:14 AM
I agree. The wheelchairs make icky tracks in the sauce.
 
2011-11-14 11:02:19 AM
sweetmelissa31: Nabb1: In Italy, you'll be hard pressed to find any pizza with more than three toppings. They don't like Franken-pizzas like people in the states have become fond of. Most of the pizza shops I ate at over there offered slices with one topping, sometimes two, but almost never three or more toppings.

Really? I frequently had pizza with tons of vegetables and little to no cheese in Italy. This was in Rome and Florence, so I can't speak for the rest of the country.


Northern. This was quite a number of years ago, too. Some places they were almost minimalists about their pizza. I had one guy talk my ear off about too many toppings and how pizza was all about the crust. My brother was working in a pizza restaurant at the time and they talked shop for like an hour about dough technique.
 
2011-11-14 11:02:53 AM
Staying on the topic of foods, GQ's Devin Gordon wondered what flavors his Republican rivals would be if they were ice cream.
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"Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it," Cain said. "I'm not going to say it."

"Oh, come on!" Gordon pressed.

"Tutti-frutti," Cain admitted. "I know I'm going to get in trouble!"


This guy is GOLD!
 
2011-11-14 11:03:18 AM
kronicfeld: A "manly man" puts whatever he f*cking wants on his food and doesn't wring his hands wondering if biatchy little pussies are going to jump on their livejournals and deride him for it. And he orders whatever f*cking beer he wants at the bar, despite the c*nty bartender threatening to revoke his "man card"; hey, effstick, if the beer sucks so much why do you sell it?

Would you like another slice of vegan pizza on spelt crust with your Zima, ma'am?
 
2011-11-14 11:06:38 AM
Nabb1: Would you like another slice of vegan pizza on spelt crust with your Zima, ma'am?

Cosmopolitan, please. With DIET cranberry juice.
 
2011-11-14 11:07:59 AM
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Approves.
 
2011-11-14 11:16:40 AM
You mad, sissymitter?
 
2011-11-14 11:35:25 AM
This thread smells like vagina and shiatty pizza.
 
2011-11-14 11:37:05 AM
A real man doesn't give a fark what other people think about his dietary choices.

My ex boyfriend the Marine taught me that lesson. His friend gave him some shiat about drinking some frozen pink lemonade vodka thing, and he responded by pointing out that he could kill the bartender and drink his blood if he needed to, but for now he was going to enjoy the sugar rush.
 
2011-11-14 11:38:36 AM
And too many toppings on a pizza is a disguise for bad pizza.
 
2011-11-14 11:39:51 AM
While I still think he is a troll or playing some kind of joke on this country, the fact that people take him seriously and may actually vote for this man terrifies me. Can you imagine him meeting with foreign heads of state?
 
2011-11-14 11:42:30 AM
serpent_sky: . Can you imagine him meeting with foreign heads of state?

Will he give the leader of Germany an unexpected massage? Will he throw up on the Prime Minister of Japan?

because Herman Cain being taken seriously by world leaders is not my biggest fear. They've seen worse?
 
2011-11-14 11:43:36 AM
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I grew up loving Godfather's taco pizza up back when Cain ran the company. He's not even consistent with his own farking pizza.
 
2011-11-14 11:44:54 AM
Whenever I hear Cain now all I can think of are those "person on the street" interviews like the late shows do.
 
2011-11-14 11:45:09 AM
Pizza.... just one more thing in a long list of things that Herman Cain doesn't know shiat about.
 
2011-11-14 11:45:12 AM
So, a "manly man" should not be afraid of stuffing an abundance of meat in his mouth?
 
2011-11-14 11:45:25 AM
The former Godfather's Pizza CEO told GQ magazine that he likes "lots of meat" on his pies.

He likes lots of meat in his pie?

Oh, that sounds manly, Herm.
 
2011-11-14 11:49:59 AM
A manly man also knows that if the cute little waitress who brings the pizza doesn't like getting her ass pinched when she comes to the table she's probably a lesbian and shouldn't be so uptight anyway.
 
2011-11-14 11:50:25 AM
Way to insult our Japanese allies.

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2011-11-14 11:52:22 AM
A real manly man eats only raw meat and blood and marrow products. None of that wussy grains and dairy product for real manly men.
 
2011-11-14 11:52:29 AM
I never listened to him speak, don't really know who he is and generally all around don't give a sh*t.

/voting for the person who will repeal social security and medicare since those come out of my paycheck
 
2011-11-14 11:53:38 AM
I have some leftover green curry in my fridge, but I'm tempted to shlep down to Ben's (can't be arsed to go out to Grimaldi's or any of the more famous downtown) for a pie with olives and mushrooms out of spite.
 
2011-11-14 11:53:42 AM
Fellini Pizzeria opened its doors in 1989. Located in the historic East Side of Providence, Fellini's stands out amount all the rest. What makes Fellini's food fabulous? Call it flair; call it stubborn commitment to outrageous flavor.
 
2011-11-14 11:54:24 AM
I should add that the perfect slice of pizza is a plain cheese slice from NY.
 
2011-11-14 11:55:03 AM
That's the kind of serious-minded candidate we need to help this country navigate the myriad of problems we face.
 
2011-11-14 11:56:43 AM
what_now: serpent_sky: . Can you imagine him meeting with foreign heads of state?

Will he give the leader of Germany an unexpected massage? Will he throw up on the Prime Minister of Japan?

because Herman Cain being taken seriously by world leaders is not my biggest fear. They've seen worse?


As much as I did not like Bush, and as many stupid things as he did, I have to imagine that a Cain Presidency would have all of us actually missing George Bush, who would suddenly appear to be an eloquent speaker and incredibly intelligent man by comparison.
 
2011-11-14 11:56:57 AM
James!: Way to insult our Japanese allies.

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that looks like 100,000,000,000 calories.

my favorite pizza is at this place called baldino's. it's not deep dish, but it's not thin crust either, it's a little doughier than thin.. anyway, it's called Sammy's Favorite and it's a white pizza with chopped spinach, broccoli and tomato, grilled chicken and fresh mushrooms. real ones, not the slimy ones cheap places put on their pizzas. anyway, it's what i get every time i go there, i can't sway. a little crushed red pepper on top and i'm set.

spinach and broccoli is my fave pizza combination...even at Uno i always get their spinoccoli... i add sausage to it though. so. good.
 
2011-11-14 11:59:03 AM
sweetmelissa31: Nabb1: In Italy, you'll be hard pressed to find any pizza with more than three toppings. They don't like Franken-pizzas like people in the states have become fond of. Most of the pizza shops I ate at over there offered slices with one topping, sometimes two, but almost never three or more toppings.

Really? I frequently had pizza with tons of vegetables and little to no cheese in Italy. This was in Rome and Florence, so I can't speak for the rest of the country.


Are you sure that's pizza and not foccacia?

...fark, now I want foccacia.
 
2011-11-14 12:01:54 PM
Now this is a man-sized pizza!

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2011-11-14 12:02:46 PM
A dude who uses `manly man' in a sentence is obviously so deep in the closet that he's rediscovered his unicorn-motif teenage diary full of emo poems!
 
2011-11-14 12:03:36 PM
Bloody William: for a pie with olives and mushrooms out of spite.

....that is my favorite pizza.
 
2011-11-14 12:04:36 PM
I'm so manly that when I want pizza I go off into the woods and kill a pizza bear with my teeth and eat the raw pizza-y insides.
 
2011-11-14 12:06:20 PM
Real men don't use any of that sissy toilet paper.

REAL MEN USE SANDPAPER. (new window)
 
2011-11-14 12:11:52 PM
There's an awesome place here called Regents Pizzeria (new window). I imagine it being a lot better than Godfather's.

/lives too far from it now
//anything is probably better than Godfather's.
 
2011-11-14 12:12:29 PM
Pizza. I meant pizza. Damnit.
 
2011-11-14 12:35:52 PM
sweetmelissa31: I should add that the perfect slice of pizza is a plain cheese slice from NY.

I spent the weekend there. Never got any pizza.

Sad trombone.
 
2011-11-14 12:43:31 PM
a manly man eats the raw ingredients and lets it cook in his fiery man-belly
 
2011-11-14 12:44:12 PM
sweetmelissa31: I should add that the perfect slice of pizza is a plain cheese slice from NY.

I think when I get home I'm going to have to watch the Jon Stewart pizza rant from this summer again. Who would've thought that wouldn't be the dumbest pizza-related moment of the pre-primary campaign?
 
2011-11-14 12:44:31 PM
So this will be reality in what, five, ten years at the pace we're currently on?

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2011-11-14 12:44:37 PM
This. like the rest of Cain's ideas, is the kind of thing you overhear in the company lunchroom from the blowhard who loves the sound of his own voice but doesn't know any jokes.
 
2011-11-14 12:47:43 PM
This guy is running for president of China?
 
2011-11-14 12:47:46 PM
fark Veggies: Cain 2012
 
2011-11-14 12:51:10 PM
www.rawstory.com


This looks like a guy that would do business with Stringer Bell.
 
2011-11-14 01:07:40 PM
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This looks like a guy that would do business with Stringer Bell.


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2011-11-14 01:08:57 PM
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This looks like a guy that would do business with Stringer Bell.


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
 
2011-11-14 01:11:05 PM
What's a unmanly pizza? One that doesn't have any food on it that can't be used to imply that the person eating it is eating penis?
 
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