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jaylectricity

2011-11-14 12:07:30 PM

Oh, so that explains that. I just saw the quick replay on Red Zone.

Quasar

2011-11-14 12:18:29 PM

That was pretty hilarious. Everyone grumbling about how he should/will be fined or she fired or whatever should clam up. It was cute.

cameroncrazy1984

2011-11-14 12:25:11 PM

Quasar: That was pretty hilarious. Everyone grumbling about how he should/will be fined or she fired or whatever should clam up. It was cute.

He totally should have got down on one knee and "fake" proposed to her with the ball. That would've been hilarious. And if her twitter is to be believed, she's not embarrassed about it at all.

Treygreen13

2011-11-14 01:12:41 PM

Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

ha-ha-guy

2011-11-14 01:14:11 PM

Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

The Great EZE

2011-11-14 01:14:17 PM

I usually hate schmatz, but I have to say that made me smile a little bit.

/Even more if I imagine her name is Lisa Miller.

farbekrieg

2011-11-14 01:15:14 PM

ive heard more about the falcons going for it on 4th in overtime on their own 29.... obviously we are watching/listening to different stuff

El Brujo

2011-11-14 01:15:26 PM

The Chicago Bears bending over Mrs. Gloves and smacking the Cryins back to Detoilet? Nope.

skinink

2011-11-14 01:17:52 PM

No subby. The question is "How do you keep a Cowboys Cheerleader?". That was romantic of him and they seem like a good couple.

SkittlesAreYum

2011-11-14 01:18:27 PM

Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

You do know the celebration was not a slam or taunt of the Cowboys in any way, right?

Treygreen13

2011-11-14 01:20:16 PM

ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

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Frank N Stein

2011-11-14 01:21:07 PM

How about Detroit being exposed as frauds?

muck4doo

2011-11-14 01:22:25 PM

Showoff.

ha-ha-guy

2011-11-14 01:22:31 PM

Treygreen13: ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

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Kind of like how the Boys couldn't find the endzone in the 4th against Detroit.

/my millionaires beat your millionaires, thus I am a better person

Treygreen13

2011-11-14 01:22:55 PM

SkittlesAreYum: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

You do know the celebration was not a slam or taunt of the Cowboys in any way, right?

I do. It was a cute thing. Lots of players on the Bills have connections to Dallas/Fort Worth in some way.

But Tony Romo and the Cowboys just CRUSHING the Bills is getting buried under Tebow completing 2 passes and this guy handing a ball to his girlfriend.

havocmike

2011-11-14 01:22:56 PM

The Great EZE: I usually hate schmatz, but I have to say that made me smile a little bit.

/Even more if I imagine her name is Lisa Miller.

I'd prefer Lisa Miller Johnson. It flows more beautifully. "Lisa Miller" makes your mouth do ugly things.

VvonderJesus

2011-11-14 01:23:54 PM

Chuck Testa

ha-ha-guy

2011-11-14 01:24:17 PM

Frank N Stein: How about Detroit being exposed as frauds?

Enh, anyone who cared rabidly about the Lions killed themselves back in the mid 2000s. So the fanbase is comfortable numb. Beside Michigan is winning and we can do the standard SE Michigan thing of rabidly caring about the Wolverines again. Oh and the Red Wings. College ball and hockey, the coping mechanisms of Lions fans since forever.

Ponzholio

2011-11-14 01:25:16 PM

I believe you've got bigger issues if you get your NFL stories from The Huffington Post...

lennavan

2011-11-14 01:25:30 PM

Treygreen13: SkittlesAreYum: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

You do know the celebration was not a slam or taunt of the Cowboys in any way, right?

I do. It was a cute thing. Lots of players on the Bills have connections to Dallas/Fort Worth in some way.

But Tony Romo and the Cowboys just CRUSHING the Bills is getting buried under Tebow completing 2 passes and this guy handing a ball to his girlfriend.

You'll get over it.

Treygreen13

2011-11-14 01:28:19 PM

lennavan: Treygreen13: SkittlesAreYum: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

You do know the celebration was not a slam or taunt of the Cowboys in any way, right?

I do. It was a cute thing. Lots of players on the Bills have connections to Dallas/Fort Worth in some way.

But Tony Romo and the Cowboys just CRUSHING the Bills is getting buried under Tebow completing 2 passes and this guy handing a ball to his girlfriend.

You'll get over it.

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Maturin

2011-11-14 01:28:53 PM

Funny, I read that as a past tense verb and not a noun.

Karma Curmudgeon

2011-11-14 01:29:29 PM

I'd also let her hold my balls.

Killer Cars

2011-11-14 01:29:49 PM

Treygreen13: But Tony Romo and the Cowboys just CRUSHING the Bills is getting buried under Tebow completing 2 passes and this guy handing a ball to his girlfriend.

Romo was quite...Rodgers-esque, yesterday.

EyeballKid

2011-11-14 01:39:00 PM

Treygreen13: But Tony Romo and the Cowboys just CRUSHING the Bills is getting buried under Tebow completing 2 passes and this guy handing a ball to his girlfriend.

You know how things get when Skip Bayless has a new man-crush.

Theaetetus

2011-11-14 01:47:42 PM

1. David Nelson signed a 3 year $1.215 million contract with Buffalo (BUF)

2. How much does a cheerleader earn?
On the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders page, we clicked on the "2003 Audition Information" link and then selected "Rules and Regulations." It states:

Cheerleaders are paid $50.00 per home game.
There is no pay schedule for rehearsals.
Opportunities for paid appearances and shows are available!
So for the privilege of being one of the lucky 30 or 40 who make the final cut, the Cowgirls stand to earn approximately $500 ($50 x 10 home games).

Yanks_RSJ

2011-11-14 01:49:24 PM

ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

He's right about this one. The Bills were getting punched in the dick, and he had no problem attention-whoring himself and his cheerleader GF.

RoosterCogburn

2011-11-14 01:50:15 PM

havocmike: The Great EZE: I usually hate schmatz, but I have to say that made me smile a little bit.

/Even more if I imagine her name is Lisa Miller.

I'd prefer Lisa Miller Johnson. It flows more beautifully. "Lisa Miller" makes your mouth do ugly things.

You should see the ugly things Lisa Millers mouth does beautifully

vinnydoz007

2011-11-14 02:03:08 PM

The only thing I could think about is, watch the Bills win, and Jerry Jones fires the cheerleader. Other than that happening. I dont really care.

Di Atribe

2011-11-14 02:09:07 PM

ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

Why? For pointing out facts? That's a weird thing to hate.

Treygreen13: But Tony Romo and the Cowboys just CRUSHING the Bills is getting buried under Tebow completing 2 passes and this guy handing a ball to his girlfriend.

I think it's funny. I'm actually kind of enjoying it.

Di Atribe

2011-11-14 02:13:36 PM

vinnydoz007: The only thing I could think about is, watch the Bills win, and Jerry Jones fires the cheerleader. Other than that happening. I dont really care.

I sincerely doubt that Jerry Jones has any say whatsoever regarding the cheerleaders. And I know we all like to bag on JJ for being a lunatic, but everyone can see that she did not encourage that. DCCs are allowed to date anyone except players on the Cowboys roster. And seriously, they get paid like $20 a game. It's not like losing that job would send her to the pits of despair or anything.

Also, David Nelson is from Dallas, so I'm not sure what the big mystery is.

poughdrew

2011-11-14 02:19:17 PM

I thought there was some NFL rule about players dating cheerleaders? Or is it allowed if they are on different teams? Or different conferences? Or was this a concession to the players under the new CBA?

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2011-11-14 02:20:59 PM

Di Atribe: vinnydoz007: The only thing I could think about is, watch the Bills win, and Jerry Jones fires the cheerleader. Other than that happening. I dont really care.

I sincerely doubt that Jerry Jones has any say whatsoever regarding the cheerleaders. And I know we all like to bag on JJ for being a lunatic, but everyone can see that she did not encourage that. DCCs are allowed to date anyone except players on the Cowboys roster. And seriously, they get paid like $20 a game. It's not like losing that job would send her to the pits of despair or anything.

Also, David Nelson is from Dallas, so I'm not sure what the big mystery is.

For me, the only mystery is where can I get one of those?

poughdrew

2011-11-14 02:22:57 PM

Di Atribe: DCCs are allowed to date anyone except players on the Cowboys roster.

I think this answers my question.

lennavan

2011-11-14 02:23:47 PM

Di Atribe: I sincerely doubt that Jerry Jones has any say whatsoever regarding the cheerleaders.

Well, probably because he doesn't care. You also I'm sure know, if Jerry Jones issued an edict, she would be gone in a second.

Di Atribe: And I know we all like to bag on JJ for being a lunatic, but everyone can see that she did not encourage that.

He's a businessman. I more expect him to capitalize on it financially. Posters of her stomping on a Bills jersey or something. Same would apply for the Bills should she get fired - what a great opportunity to hire her and capitalize on some PR.

EyeballKid

2011-11-14 02:26:22 PM

Broktun

2011-11-14 02:29:13 PM

Yanks_RSJ: ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

He's right about this one. The Bills were getting punched in the dick, and he had no problem attention-whoring himself and his cheerleader GF.

Didn't his touchdown make the score 14-7?

Debeo Summa Credo

2011-11-14 02:30:19 PM

ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

Meh. I hate the Cowboys for plenty of reasons but that comment isn't one of them.

Treygreen13

2011-11-14 02:35:08 PM

Broktun: Yanks_RSJ: ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

He's right about this one. The Bills were getting punched in the dick, and he had no problem attention-whoring himself and his cheerleader GF.

Didn't his touchdown make the score 14-7?

21-7. And he disappeared after the TD.

Di Atribe

2011-11-14 02:36:47 PM

poughdrew: I thought there was some NFL rule about players dating cheerleaders? Or is it allowed if they are on different teams? Or different conferences? Or was this a concession to the players under the new CBA?

I'm not sure if it's an NFL rule or not. The rule I was referring to is a DCC rule. I'd imagine it's discouraged, but truthfully, I don't know.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: For me, the only mystery is where can I get one of those?

Arlington?

lennavan: He's a businessman. I more expect him to capitalize on it financially. Posters of her stomping on a Bills jersey or something. Same would apply for the Bills should she get fired - what a great opportunity to hire her and capitalize on some PR.

He is indeed a businessman, which means he probably realizes that everyone will forget about this in less than a week.

Broktun

2011-11-14 02:38:51 PM

Treygreen13: Broktun: Yanks_RSJ: ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

He's right about this one. The Bills were getting punched in the dick, and he had no problem attention-whoring himself and his cheerleader GF.

Didn't his touchdown make the score 14-7?

21-7. And he disappeared after the TD.

You are correct sir.

I'm pretty sure the entire Bills team didn't even show up.

SkittlesAreYum

2011-11-14 02:39:22 PM

Treygreen13: Broktun: Yanks_RSJ: ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

He's right about this one. The Bills were getting punched in the dick, and he had no problem attention-whoring himself and his cheerleader GF.

Didn't his touchdown make the score 14-7?

21-7. And he disappeared after the TD.

I know you said you didn't mind the "celebration", but you still sound defensive about it.

Treygreen13

2011-11-14 02:43:25 PM

SkittlesAreYum: Treygreen13: Broktun: Yanks_RSJ: ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

He's right about this one. The Bills were getting punched in the dick, and he had no problem attention-whoring himself and his cheerleader GF.

Didn't his touchdown make the score 14-7?

21-7. And he disappeared after the TD.

I know you said you didn't mind the "celebration", but you still sound defensive about it.

Do I? That's not my intent.

Anyway the normal response to a touchdown celebration in a loss is "you lost the game". He lost the game.

Yanks_RSJ

2011-11-14 02:48:43 PM

Treygreen13: Anyway the normal response to a touchdown celebration in a loss is "you lost the game". He lost the game.

Why are we agreeing on things? This sucks.

SkittlesAreYum

2011-11-14 02:57:40 PM

Treygreen13: SkittlesAreYum: Treygreen13: Broktun: Yanks_RSJ: ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

He's right about this one. The Bills were getting punched in the dick, and he had no problem attention-whoring himself and his cheerleader GF.

Didn't his touchdown make the score 14-7?

21-7. And he disappeared after the TD.

I know you said you didn't mind the "celebration", but you still sound defensive about it.

Do I? That's not my intent.

Anyway the normal response to a touchdown celebration in a loss is "you lost the game". He lost the game.

I guess I don't feel like responding like that, unless it was an egregiously cocky or insulting gesture. Every time the other team does the Aaron Rodgers belt I get angry, but giving a ball to your girlfriend? Unless the score is out of hand *at that time*, good on you. The Bills were only down two scores after his TD, so meh.

Krieghund

2011-11-14 03:39:48 PM

Kelsi Reich, a Dallas cheerleader.

Wait, they have names? When did that happen?

lennavan

2011-11-14 03:53:18 PM

Treygreen13: Anyway the normal response to a touchdown celebration in a loss is "you lost the game". He lost the game.

I agree with this sentiment. First game of the season, Packers v. Saints and near the end of the game the Packers were up 42-27. The Saints were driving and with 3:20 left in the game Jimmy Graham catches a TD pass. So he mocks the Packers and their fans by whipping out the championship belt celebration. Seriously? I just really hope one of the Packers pointed out the score to him on his way back to the sideline.

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Loomy

2011-11-14 04:03:17 PM

SkittlesAreYum: Every time the other team does the Aaron Rodgers belt I get angry

You mean the Discount Double-Check?

/RODGERS!!
//...sorry

vinnydoz007

2011-11-14 04:05:48 PM

Treygreen13: Broktun: Yanks_RSJ: ha-ha-guy: Treygreen13: Cool celebration, bro. You lost by 37.

This is why the other 31 fanbases loathe the Cowboys.

He's right about this one. The Bills were getting punched in the dick, and he had no problem attention-whoring himself and his cheerleader GF.

Didn't his touchdown make the score 14-7?

21-7. And he disappeared after the TD.

have you seen him this season? All he does is score a TD and then im pretty sure he goes home.

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2011-11-14 04:16:46 PM

Did someone say cheerleader?!