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(Adweek) Silly Well I, for one, am glad that I'm not the only one who thought T-Mobile was encouraging us to go "walking in an orgy wonderland" instead of a "4-G wonderland"   (adweek.com) divider line 68
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2011-11-14 11:38:25 AM
My wife and I happened to catch part of that commercial the other day - our DVR remote batteries died in the middle of a show. We heard orgy as well, and decided that the person that made the commercial is either a complete moron or a brilliant marketer. Probably both.
 
2011-11-14 12:01:15 PM
I knew I couldn't have been the only one making crass jokes about the elves and their toys.
 
2011-11-14 12:07:52 PM
Exception Collection: My wife and I happened to catch part of that commercial the other day - our DVR remote batteries died in the middle of a show. We heard orgy as well, and decided that the person that made the commercial is either a complete moron or a brilliant marketer. Probably both.

I've seen the commercial about a dozen times. Last night, my fiancee looks up from the laptop and stares shocked at the TV. Then she went back to the laptop. Then back up at the TV. I looked at her and said, "4G Wonderland. But I thought the same thing. Pretty sure someone's going to walk out of T-Mobile feeling pretty let down."
 
2011-11-14 01:28:10 PM
orgy speed - yup they're blistering

i guess someone forgot to ask santa for lube
 
2011-11-14 02:35:29 PM
More like strutting, amirite?
 
2011-11-14 02:36:36 PM
Orgy Wonderland? Fark me Christmas just became the most wonderful time of the year!
 
2011-11-14 02:37:19 PM
ORGY!

images3.makefive.com

sorry. misread the vibe.
 
2011-11-14 02:37:45 PM
Wow, so I wasn't the only one?
 
2011-11-14 02:37:58 PM
first thing i told wife about one nite last week. could not believe my farking ears.

/i has no life
//be kind to elves, they have Union issues
 
2011-11-14 02:38:49 PM
Yeah my sister pointed the same thing out to me the other day and listening closely, it sounds more like orgy than 4G. That being said I never would have noticed because I just tune that shiat out. HOWEVER, a few years ago I did notice a similar thing with commercials for the game "Uno attack" where I was left dumbfounded after the narrator/singer of the commercial said "you might get no cards, you might get aids". I think she meant eights...but she said aids.
 
2011-11-14 02:42:27 PM
Honestly, I clearly hear 4G. Even rewatching it knowing the joke I still here 4G.
 
2011-11-14 02:45:06 PM
Hmmm. I wonder what an Orgy Wonderland would look like...
 
2011-11-14 02:46:05 PM
For over a year, I thought that one John Mayer song had a chorus that went "A violence wonderland'.
 
2011-11-14 02:46:55 PM
I'd like the T-Mobile girl to sit on my face.
 
2011-11-14 02:47:03 PM
28.media.tumblr.com

4 4G's
 
2011-11-14 02:47:43 PM
i41.tinypic.com

I would enjoy placing my erect penis into her vagina multiple times, if you catch my drift.
 
2011-11-14 02:48:59 PM
When the brain wants to hear sex, it hears sex.

/this is Barry Lincoln saying, all the world is schlock
 
2011-11-14 02:49:44 PM
Only the very end sounds like orgy the rest are clearly 4 G. Funny!
 
2011-11-14 02:51:01 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I would enjoy placing my erect penis into her vagina multiple times, if you catch my drift.

Too subtle. Is that supposed to mean something?
 
2011-11-14 02:51:13 PM
T-Mobile Exec: "Christmas is coming and sales are down. How do we get our commercial to go 'viral'?!"
Ad Exec: "I've got an idea."
 
2011-11-14 02:52:13 PM
That T-Mobile spokeskirt could definitely include me in an orgy wonderland.
 
2011-11-14 02:53:21 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i41.tinypic.com image 400x533]

I would enjoy placing my erect penis into her vagina multiple times, if you catch my drift.


You mean, 'coitus?'
 
2011-11-14 02:53:49 PM
www.sutherlandmodels.com
www.orderofmen.com
img202.imageshack.us
thesocialnewspaper.com

I'd throttle her bandwidth
 
2011-11-14 02:53:59 PM
Obligatory:

millionwordyear.com
 
2011-11-14 02:57:01 PM
What kind of orgy would it be without a bunch of pink haired dwarfs to liven it up?
 
2011-11-14 02:58:18 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i41.tinypic.com image 400x533]

I would enjoy placing my erect penis into her vagina multiple times, if you catch my drift.




I think my usual tactic of only placing it the one time works for me.

/Two times if I think about baseball
 
2011-11-14 03:00:37 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i41.tinypic.com image 400x533]

I would enjoy placing my erect penis into her vagina multiple times, if you catch my drift.


Orgy, 4G, put it in her pie
Missed that hole and made her cry
Outrage came and that was all
Should have used some rohypnol

/got nothin
 
2011-11-14 03:04:23 PM
I tweeted that 11 days ago and the rest of the world is just NOW catching up???
 
2011-11-14 03:05:07 PM
Wait!?! They said FOUR-G?!?!

God Dammit, Christmas is canceled.
 
2011-11-14 03:14:06 PM
Every time I hear the voice over the tannoy on the tube saying that the next station is Bank, I hear it as the next station is Spank.
 
2011-11-14 03:14:24 PM
Whats this chicks name? I need to research her more...
 
2011-11-14 03:18:27 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i41.tinypic.com image 400x533]

I would enjoy placing my erect penis into her vagina multiple times, if you catch my drift.


You've convinced me that the worst thing about those commercials are her stupid dresses.
 
2011-11-14 03:23:11 PM
Pwnchubr: Whats this chicks name? I need to research her more...

The T-Mobile chick is Carly Foulkes. If you can find any pictures of her Jessica Paré is similar enough for fapping purposes.
 
2011-11-14 03:25:52 PM
can't find
 
2011-11-14 03:38:01 PM
What's this about underwear?
 
2011-11-14 03:50:28 PM
I think her arms were put on backwards.
 
2011-11-14 03:57:34 PM
Sex sells, subliminal advertising works, old news is old news.
 
2011-11-14 04:09:30 PM
Well, hearing the word "orgy" is a completely valid result, seeing as how you have a nice piece of ass in a short pink dress walking around a workshop full of midgets... it's already a porn setup.
 
2011-11-14 04:15:19 PM
I just watched the ad for the first time. The little person at 0:13 is Brad from Craig Ferguson's show.
 
2011-11-14 04:21:14 PM
What are those horrible pink haired creatures?
 
2011-11-14 04:21:41 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: Sex sells, subliminal advertising works, old news is old news.

You Rang ?
 
2011-11-14 04:22:26 PM
Hah! There's also that Horny Ninja (Hoody Ninja??) commercial. Some car. Some 14 year old looking girl driving it and the background song is unmistakably repeating 'I'm a horny Ninja. i'm a Horny Ninja!' At least that's what i've rationalized since 'Hoody Ninja' makes no sense whatsoever.
Orgy Wonderland. Gotta love it.


/Interesting, like "Walking around in women's underwear."
//Not that i would do that.
///Or ever did.
 
2011-11-14 04:23:31 PM
When I heard the comment about the blistering speeds I thought, "I don't think it's the speeds that's causing the blistering, it's the lack of protection."
 
2011-11-14 04:28:35 PM
creepy freak: When I heard the comment about the blistering speeds I thought, "I don't think it's the speeds that's causing the blistering, it's the lack of protection."

Using speed increases as a selling point is kind of a dead end. When they introduced 3G, that was a 50 percent increase. But 4G is only 33 percent more than 3G. The eventual move to 5G will only be a 20 percent increase over 4G, and so on. These diminishing marginal increases in speed won't impress the buying public after a while.
 
2011-11-14 04:48:36 PM
T-Moblie Girl has been saying that for years! It's totally intentional.
 
2011-11-14 04:52:26 PM
Isn't that the logical progression?

Solo
Couple
Three-way
Forgy...

/not sure what follows (besides penecillin)
 
2011-11-14 04:56:42 PM
And then she said, "Join the nations largest forgy", in her fark me shoes. And I could not say no.
 
2011-11-14 04:57:01 PM
fuhfuhfuh: Well, hearing the word "orgy" is a completely valid result, seeing as how you have a nice piece of ass in a short pink dress walking around a workshop full of midgets... it's already a porn setup.

Hey I've seen that video. Well the first 10 minutes of it anyway.
 
2011-11-14 05:12:58 PM
I'm glad i wasn't the only one then.
 
2011-11-14 05:20:46 PM
C'mon, didn't ANY of you notice that one of the elves looks like Bridget the Midget?

I would swear it's her.
 
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