Please do, Denver.

/It's hard to be a Raiders fan
//Go Raiders!

well he is the second coming.... 2/8 for only 69 passing yards. awesome


/giants fan

I like how Tebow fans are going all-in on this niche offense Denver needs to run to accommodate their non-quarterback, as if opposing teams never review game film. Miami's wildcat looked unbeatable, too. Then teams took a few minutes to study it.

The Great EZE: I like how Tebow fans are going all-in on this niche offense Denver needs to run to accommodate their non-quarterback, as if opposing teams never review game film. Miami's wildcat looked unbeatable, too. Then teams took a few minutes to study it.

I think he can manage to be decent the rest of the year, simply because it's late enough in the year at this point. There are three losses that I think are guaranteed: Jets, Bears, Patriots. Chargers, Vikings, Bills and Chiefs are more up in the air. Even if he wins all of those, that's 4-3 to finish off the year, 7-5 overall. That's the best possible, and do so presenting an offense that nobody has ever seen before. Not all of those teams are going to be able to fully stop him during the season. But during the offseason, EVERYONE is going to figure out how to stop him. Can't be that hard. 5 rushers, a pair of spies, and 4 CBs and S, challenging him to go man to man passing. Easy enough challenge, he can't pass worth shiat.

Best case, he's 7-5, and crashes and burns next year. Worst case, the Jets figure this out next week, and everyone else just watches the Jets film and he ends up 3-9.

GAT_00: The Great EZE: I like how Tebow fans are going all-in on this niche offense Denver needs to run to accommodate their non-quarterback, as if opposing teams never review game film. Miami's wildcat looked unbeatable, too. Then teams took a few minutes to study it.

I think he can manage to be decent the rest of the year, simply because it's late enough in the year at this point. There are three losses that I think are guaranteed: Jets, Bears, Patriots. Chargers, Vikings, Bills and Chiefs are more up in the air. Even if he wins all of those, that's 4-3 to finish off the year, 7-5 overall. That's the best possible, and do so presenting an offense that nobody has ever seen before. Not all of those teams are going to be able to fully stop him during the season. But during the offseason, EVERYONE is going to figure out how to stop him. Can't be that hard. 5 rushers, a pair of spies, and 4 CBs and S, challenging him to go man to man passing. Easy enough challenge, he can't pass worth shiat.

Best case, he's 7-5, and crashes and burns next year. Worst case, the Jets figure this out next week, and everyone else just watches the Jets film and he ends up 3-9.

I think even giving him the end of the year is a little optimistic. A real defense in Detroit already blew him up. It's only a matter of time before even the average defenses catch up.

And Tebow isn't even a bad football player. He's just a bad quarterback. I don't know whether its because he's being obstinate, his coach, or just his fans but the refusal to move him to a position where he can succeed will only stunt his career and make him the butt of jokes when it does finally fall apart for good.

/Are we supposed to just forget how awful he looked against Miami and how OT was won by a turnover in Miami territory and a long field goal?

You never go full Tebow

I can't tell you how much I enjoy having Tebow on my fantasy football team. It's like a trainwreck, but the train is filled with Peanut M&Ms.

rhino33: well he is the second coming.... 2/8 for only 69 passing yards. awesome

Hey, his passer rating was over 100.

GAT_00: The Great EZE: I like how Tebow fans are going all-in on this niche offense Denver needs to run to accommodate their non-quarterback, as if opposing teams never review game film. Miami's wildcat looked unbeatable, too. Then teams took a few minutes to study it.

I think he can manage to be decent the rest of the year, simply because it's late enough in the year at this point. There are three losses that I think are guaranteed: Jets, Bears, Patriots. Chargers, Vikings, Bills and Chiefs are more up in the air. Even if he wins all of those, that's 4-3 to finish off the year, 7-5 overall. That's the best possible, and do so presenting an offense that nobody has ever seen before. Not all of those teams are going to be able to fully stop him during the season. But during the offseason, EVERYONE is going to figure out how to stop him. Can't be that hard. 5 rushers, a pair of spies, and 4 CBs and S, challenging him to go man to man passing. Easy enough challenge, he can't pass worth shiat.

Best case, he's 7-5, and crashes and burns next year. Worst case, the Jets figure this out next week, and everyone else just watches the Jets film and he ends up 3-9.

I'd say the Jets catch up to him on Thursday. They're angry after the loss last night.

It's noon on the east coast, and already we have three Tebow threads.

/hurry up, apocalypse.

Harv72b: It's noon on the east coast, and already we have three Tebow threads.

Given this, I'm going to recycle my post from one Tebow thread down.



Hi. I'm Matt Schaub. I noticed you needed to read this caption to figure that out. That's OK. Sometimes, members of my own family ask questions like "What is Matt doing these days?" and "If there was an NFL football team in Houston, I think I would have heard about it by now. Do you mean high school football? Isn't Matty too old for that?"

I'm a much better quarterback than Tim Tebow. The media is sad that my team doesn't have a "quarterback controversy", because I can throw the ball to receivers. ESPN would rather cover hockey than mention my name. Frowny face.

I don't do cool, edgy things like run for 7 yard scrambles. My coach says it's because I'm a good QB, so I should focus on passing, which he thinks is part of the QB thing. Did you know that I have 2,479 yards passing? Don't worry. I had to look it up, too. My coach says I'm a mile better than Tim Tebow. I said "Oh gosh golly.", but then he said "No, really. Tim Tebow has only thrown for 605 yards. You're literally over a mile better." Then he noogied me. Oh, that coach!

My team is 7-3. I heard that if we win a few more games, the NFL is legally required to show one of our games. On the TV! This will happen even though most people can't name more than 2 people on our roster. Did you know one of our guys is named Mister Alexander? I wanted him to go to medical school, but coach says we need him at linebacker. Durnit.

The Redskins were 3-1 at one point this season too, folks.

uksocal: I'm too lazy to run the article down now. But I distinctly remember an article either shortly before the draft or right after, that Tebow wouldn't consider being a fullback instead of a QB, because the QB position gave him the best stage to proselytize from.

I don't recall seeing such an article, but I can buy the first part. If you've been trained and played as a quarterback it's pretty hard to give that position up at the professional level--even if you suck at it.

I don't know if I believe the bold part. Yes, Tebow loves get get his evangelical on (one of the reasons I'm annoyed by him), but refusing to play the position that best gives your team to win because it takes away from your proselytizing? That seems really petty, even for him.