FARK.com: (6731687) Hair removal company claims Kim Kardashian is lying about how she keeps her body free of hair, insisting the product she claims she uses all over her body, TRIA, is not safe for the "face, ears, or anus"

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		Hair removal company claims Kim Kardashian is lying about how she keeps her body free of hair, insisting the product she claims she uses all over her body, TRIA, is not safe for the "face, ears, or anus" (tmz.com)		67
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Andrew Wiggin

2011-11-14 08:46:46 AM

what good is a hair removal product if i can't use it on my anus?

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2011-11-14 08:50:37 AM

I just assumed her anus hair was removed via vigorous lip friction by the Director of Programming for E!

Jake Havechek

2011-11-14 08:58:14 AM

Rectum?

Two Dogs Farking

2011-11-14 09:01:18 AM

How utterly unremarkable.

Rustico

2011-11-14 09:13:47 AM

Jake Havechek: Rectum?

Damn near killed'em.

oldfarthenry

2011-11-14 09:20:50 AM

`Hello. I'm Kim Kardashian - media attention whore and lowland gorilla here to talk to you about TRIA, a home laser hair-removal system. Look at this 3' diameter tumbleweed of ass pubes I just zapped off the ol' landing pad....'

Somacandra

2011-11-14 09:25:47 AM

Remember, real women don't have body hair, folks.

Diogenes

2011-11-14 09:30:14 AM

It doesn't hurt to use it on the face, ears, or anus when you lack a central nervous system.

alkhemy

2011-11-14 09:37:21 AM

What a coincidence... Kim is also not safe for the face, ears or anus...

basemetal

2011-11-14 09:42:46 AM

DON'T LET THAT OIL HIT THE ANUS!

susansto-helit

2011-11-14 09:53:32 AM

Diogenes: It doesn't hurt to use it on the face, ears, or anus when you lack a central nervous system.

Meh, I've had worse done to my face, ears, and anus.

Sybarite

2011-11-14 09:53:41 AM

Celebrities don't actually use the products they pimp? I'm shocked! Soon you'll be telling me Scarlett Johansson doesn't actually color her hair with a product she bought at Walgreens.

GAT_00

2011-11-14 10:08:34 AM

susansto-helit: Diogenes: It doesn't hurt to use it on the face, ears, or anus when you lack a central nervous system.

Meh, I've had worse done to my face, ears, and anus.

What the hell kind of dates are you going on?

Diogenes

2011-11-14 10:14:04 AM

GAT_00: susansto-helit: Diogenes: It doesn't hurt to use it on the face, ears, or anus when you lack a central nervous system.

Meh, I've had worse done to my face, ears, and anus.

What the hell kind of dates are you going on?

Guys with no vision coverage in their benefits.

PizzaJedi81

2011-11-14 10:44:34 AM

I'm curious...how remarkable is it that it doesn't work on the anus?

kvinesknows

2011-11-14 10:50:34 AM

PizzaJedi81: I'm curious...how remarkable is it that it doesn't work on the anus?

it works.

Its just not safe.

Gunny Highway

2011-11-14 10:51:47 AM

She is Armenian. There is no controlling their body hair.

66dude

2011-11-14 10:54:05 AM

Well damn... how am I supposed to have hairless poop now?

PizzaJedi81

2011-11-14 10:58:48 AM

66dude: Well damn... how am I supposed to have hairless poop now?

Don't...eat...hair?

LectertheChef

2011-11-14 10:58:54 AM

Can you imagine the dingleberries she must have between those massive butt cheeks of hers? I picture it as a forest. A forest of hair, and dried shiat. With black heads, from all the sweat she gets between those cheeks. Maybe a couple of skin tags. Like a hidden valley, that makes you want to puke.

No wonder that dude peed on her.

LectertheChef

2011-11-14 10:59:45 AM

66dude: Well damn... how am I supposed to have hairless poop now?

Learn to wipe?

Gordinho

2011-11-14 11:03:00 AM

perhaps she uses this

NSFW (just to be on the safe side) (new window)

neglogon

2011-11-14 11:10:07 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I just assumed her anus hair was removed via vigorous lip friction by the Director of Programming for E!

I was pretty sure it was either her mother or sisters, but yeah, we should give the E! network execs props too

groppet

2011-11-14 11:10:18 AM

Armenian people are some hairy people. Girl I dated for a while was Armenian. Going to her family functions was like attending a werewolf convention.

McManus_brothers

2011-11-14 11:30:27 AM

groppet: Armenian people are some hairy people. Girl I dated for a while was Armenian. Going to her family functions was like attending a werewolf convention.

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
walkin through the streets of Yerevan in the rain.
He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.

Chorus:
Aaaaooo, werewolves of Yerevan!
Aaaaaaaoooooo! (x2)

Ya hear him howlin around your kitchen door, ya better not let him in.
Bruce Jenner got mutilated late last night, werewolves of Yerevan again.

Chorus x2

He's that hairy-handed mister, who ran amok in Armavir.
Lately he's been overheard in Arabkir.
You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Kris!.
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.

Chorus x2

Well, I saw Khloe Kardashian walkin with the queen, doing the werewolves of Yerevan.
I saw Kourtney Kardashian walkin with the queen, doin the werewolves of Yerevan
I saw a werewolf drinkin a cosmopolitan at Trader Ashot's
And his hair was perfect.

Aaaaooooo, werewolves of Yerevan!
Draw blood

/quick and dirty
//I am so sorry, ghost of Warren Zevon.

Pfighting Polish

2011-11-14 11:30:31 AM

Only 24 posts in, and ...

www.comicadze.com

kvinesknows

2011-11-14 11:37:35 AM

I think there should be more pics of Kims butt in this thread

FinFangFark

2011-11-14 11:38:53 AM

Armenian people are some hairy people. Girl I dated for a while was Armenian. Going to her family functions was like attending a werewolf convention.

This. I dated a 1/2 Armenian girl in college. She was so hot, but man, I'm sure she had to do some serious waxing and lazering. I met her family, and you were always waiting for Kate Beckinsale to drop in, guns a blazin.

IXI Jim IXI

2011-11-14 11:46:53 AM

Chewbacca will be furryous

IXI Jim IXI

2011-11-14 11:49:50 AM

kvinesknows: I think there should be more pics of Kims butt in this thread

I don't think Fark allows you to post pictures that wide

Balchinian

2011-11-14 11:54:59 AM

This thread is nothing like I imagined it would be.

genepool lifeboat

2011-11-14 11:56:57 AM

Balchinian: This thread is nothing like I imagined it would be.

Would you say it's "unremarkable?"

Knara

2011-11-14 12:23:13 PM

FinFangFark: you were always waiting for Kate Beckinsale to drop in, guns a blazin.

I laughed.

/was always under the impression that "anus" hair wasn't really "anus" hair, just hair around said part
//i suppose rich people just use lasers
///and sharks

Walt_Jizzney

2011-11-14 12:24:21 PM

I am assuming that this made her anus unremarkable. But oh well.

Like an above poster stated, that "turd cutter" of hers (to use Fark parlance) must be like the jungle in Vietnam when Agent Orange was used on it. How can she NOT need it?

Two Dogs Farking

2011-11-14 12:24:48 PM

genepool lifeboat: Balchinian: This thread is nothing like I imagined it would be.

Would you say it's "unremarkable?"

Two Dogs Farking: How utterly unremarkable.

Please do keep up...

genepool lifeboat

2011-11-14 12:40:52 PM

Two Dogs Farking: genepool lifeboat: Balchinian: This thread is nothing like I imagined it would be.

Would you say it's "unremarkable?"

Two Dogs Farking: How utterly unremarkable.

Please do keep up...

Oh it was YOU who came up with that silly meme!

Well, good on you, Sir! I shall be wary of your posts prior to commenting as such in the future!

animal900

2011-11-14 12:42:18 PM

My wife includes her anal region in her brazilians, isn't that standard practice? Why wouldn't you?

zappaisfrank

2011-11-14 01:12:43 PM

Why does today's generation have such an aversion to body hair?

You wimps wouldn't have gotten any ass at all if you'd been alive back in my day. A properly trimmed triangle is a lot sexier than a red, bumpy, rash covered hatchet wound.

Psycoholic_Slag

2011-11-14 01:22:27 PM

zappaisfrank: Why does today's generation have such an aversion to body hair?

You wimps wouldn't have gotten any ass at all if you'd been alive back in my day. A properly trimmed triangle is a lot sexier than a red, bumpy, rash covered hatchet wound.

Maybe for you.

I like my dead hookers with a REAL red, bumby, rash covered hatchet wound, thank you very much

Flab

2011-11-14 01:27:40 PM

IXI Jim IXI: kvinesknows: I think there should be more pics of Kims butt in this thread

I don't think Fark allows you to post pictures that wide

Ah good old Jim. You drowner of keyboards, you.

neglogon

2011-11-14 01:32:08 PM

IXI Jim IXI: kvinesknows: I think there should be more pics of Kims butt in this thread

I don't think Fark allows you to post pictures that wide

I don't think Nikon makes a reasonably priced wide enough angle lens anyway

paygun

2011-11-14 01:38:19 PM

needs more pics of kim's tribble den

ColSanders

2011-11-14 02:09:46 PM

Rent Party

2011-11-14 02:11:07 PM

kvinesknows: I think there should be more pics of Kims butt in this thread

No one cares what you think.

moothemagiccow

2011-11-14 02:12:28 PM

zappaisfrank: Why does today's generation have such an aversion to body hair?

You wimps wouldn't have gotten any ass at all if you'd been alive back in my day. A properly trimmed triangle is a lot sexier than a red, bumpy, rash covered hatchet wound.

I'm 27 and I dont know wtf is wrong with these amateur pedos.

kvinesknows

2011-11-14 02:20:20 PM

Rent Party: kvinesknows: I think there should be more pics of Kims butt in this thread

No one cares what you think.

the lack of butt pics agrees.

My Third Testicle

2011-11-14 02:28:22 PM

So, I guess this means Kim has a hairy anus.

KierzanDax

2011-11-14 02:35:48 PM

Hmmm...KimKar's unshaven crotch...

i359.photobucket.com

As for the hairy anus:

i359.photobucket.com

/What?
//I'm a child of the 70's.
///All the women in Playboy then had hair.

madcan34

2011-11-14 02:43:01 PM

I don't know why she won't go to a proper salong for her anus bleaching.

I hear the third one is free

H31N0US

2011-11-14 02:55:10 PM

zappaisfrank: Why does today's generation have such an aversion to body hair?

You wimps wouldn't have gotten any ass at all if you'd been alive back in my day. A properly trimmed triangle is a lot sexier than a red, bumpy, rash covered hatchet wound.

So I might be a bit younger than you but in the mid 80's I encouraged all my girlfriends to shave.

And once they experienced oral sex, they needed no further encouragement.

Body hair is gross.

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