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(Wisconsin Gazette) Followup Separated male penguin couple at the Toronto Zoo will reunite in the spring   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 43
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Cythraul [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 09:02:41 AM
And Pedro's going to be all like, "Biatch! You cheated on me with that slut Looloo!" And Buddy's going to be all like, "The keepers, they made me do it! They want us to have penguin babies." And Pedro's going to say back, "What-ever! You're all cheatin' straight-bird now. We're through!"
 
oldernell [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 09:11:31 AM
Buddy is 20 and Pedro is 10? Sounds like Pedo-Penguin to me.
 
imapirate [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 09:15:55 AM
I'm going to email this to all the right-wing crazies I know.
 
Cythraul [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 09:15:57 AM
oldernell: Buddy is 20 and Pedro is 10? Sounds like Pedo-Penguin to me.

It's the classic older-penguin-chasing-younger-penguin relationship.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 09:32:18 AM
Do people realize that penguins are only slightly smarter than the sh*t they produce?
They're birds for Gawd's sake - not social activists!!
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:51:21 AM
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talulahgosh [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 12:26:43 PM
Sybarite: [features.outinamerica.com image 595x325]

THANK YOU.
that took way too long.
 
Yossarian22
2011-11-14 12:37:44 PM
someone's going to have to give back that t-shirt from 'The Bulge'
 
GoBadgers [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 12:39:02 PM
So they can make sweet penguin love!
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-14 12:39:40 PM
But I thought homosexuality was a choice? And birds are too dumb to make lifestyle choices and that is why the Christian god gave man dominion over the land and animals?
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-14 12:40:16 PM
Why can't you guys accept that they are in love?
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 12:41:16 PM
They don't have sex with each other and in fact have sex with females. Yet they are "gay". Right.
 
Marine1
2011-11-14 12:41:37 PM
rebelyell2006: But I thought homosexuality was a choice? And birds are too dumb to make lifestyle choices and that is why the Christian god gave man dominion over the land and animals?

Actually... that was the Jewish God, at that point.

I know, I know, it's harsh of me to expect you to ACTUALLY know what you're talking about.
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-14 12:42:27 PM
Marine1: rebelyell2006: But I thought homosexuality was a choice? And birds are too dumb to make lifestyle choices and that is why the Christian god gave man dominion over the land and animals?

Actually... that was the Jewish God, at that point.

I know, I know, it's harsh of me to expect you to ACTUALLY know what you're talking about.

Yeah, but the Jewish god leveled up when Jesus turned into a zombie.
 
valar_morghulis
2011-11-14 12:45:11 PM
Gay penguins only exist in a parallel universe wherein Dany Devoito has sex with Michael Keaton on the set of Batman Returns.
 
ShowhermyO-face
2011-11-14 12:46:06 PM
FABULOUS!
 
Marine1
2011-11-14 12:48:23 PM
rebelyell2006: Marine1: rebelyell2006: But I thought homosexuality was a choice? And birds are too dumb to make lifestyle choices and that is why the Christian god gave man dominion over the land and animals?

Actually... that was the Jewish God, at that point.

I know, I know, it's harsh of me to expect you to ACTUALLY know what you're talking about.

Yeah, but the Jewish god leveled up when Jesus turned into a zombie.

The text was around for a few centuries before ol' Hay-Sus showed up, is what I'm getting at. Christianity had little to do with it.

/Jesus said nothing of homosexuality
//even if He did, the early church didn't see it as important enough to include in canon.
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2011-11-14 12:49:22 PM
www.wisconsingazette.com

I wish I knew how to quit you.
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-14 12:50:31 PM
Marine1: rebelyell2006: Marine1: rebelyell2006: But I thought homosexuality was a choice? And birds are too dumb to make lifestyle choices and that is why the Christian god gave man dominion over the land and animals?

Actually... that was the Jewish God, at that point.

I know, I know, it's harsh of me to expect you to ACTUALLY know what you're talking about.

Yeah, but the Jewish god leveled up when Jesus turned into a zombie.

The text was around for a few centuries before ol' Hay-Sus showed up, is what I'm getting at. Christianity had little to do with it.

/Jesus said nothing of homosexuality
//even if He did, the early church didn't see it as important enough to include in canon.

Try explaining that to the Christians.
 
strapp3r
2011-11-14 12:57:04 PM
Michelle Bachmann is mad-mad-mad!

www.huliq.com

/couldn't be happier for them birds!
 
bravian
2011-11-14 01:01:26 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: They don't have sex with each other and in fact have sex with females. Yet they are "gay". Right.

Why do wingnuts always go to 'sex' whenever homosexuality is brought up?

/usually hot steamy man on man sex
//which they seem to know a lot about for some reason
///I'm still gay even when I'm not fark'n my boyfriend
 
LandOfChocolate
2011-11-14 01:01:36 PM
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numbone
2011-11-14 01:02:26 PM
t0.gstatic.com
Did someone say "10 year old"?
 
numbone
2011-11-14 01:04:53 PM
Yep, a 10 year old pennguin.
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-14 01:05:34 PM
oldernell: Buddy is 20 and Pedro is 10? Sounds like Pedo-Penguin to me.

Actually Buddy is pretty close to the end of his life, since they rarely live past 25. More like Anna Nicole Smith and her ancient husband.
Why is voting enabled?
 
Genju
2011-11-14 01:07:14 PM
numbone: [t0.gstatic.com image 176x240]
Did someone say "10 year old"?

Put your flippers on the wall.
 
SharkTrager
2011-11-14 01:17:11 PM
rebelyell2006: But I thought homosexuality was a choice? And birds are too dumb to make lifestyle choices and that is why the Christian god gave man dominion over the land and animals?

Given that they don't have sex and only paired up because there was a shortage of females I'd say this would either indicate:

1) It was a choice

or

2) they aren't actually gay.
 
Catlike Typist
2011-11-14 01:18:30 PM
PC LOAD LETTER: They don't have sex with each other and in fact have sex with females. Yet they are "gay". Right.

Perhaps it's a bromance, then.
 
freewill [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 01:26:06 PM
SharkTrager: Given that they don't have sex and only paired up because there was a shortage of females I'd say this would either indicate:

1) It was a choice

or

2) they aren't actually gay.

So, penguin prison sex.
 
Loaf's Tray
2011-11-14 01:28:19 PM
[LINUX JOKE]
 
BohemianGraham [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 01:41:06 PM
This is so a repeat:
30.media.tumblr.com

Moar penguins with teh_ghey!!!1111eleventy (new window)
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 01:55:47 PM
bravian: PC LOAD LETTER: They don't have sex with each other and in fact have sex with females. Yet they are "gay". Right.

Why do wingnuts always go to 'sex' whenever homosexuality is brought up?

/usually hot steamy man on man sex
//which they seem to know a lot about for some reason
///I'm still gay even when I'm not fark'n my boyfriend

1) I am not a wing nut. In fact, the opposite.
2) Homosexuality still means a sexual attraction to the same sex. It's not pedantic. It's the damn definition
3) A gay man who hasn't had sex with another man is a virgin, so I will give you that, but these are penguins, not people, so they don't choose NOT to have sex. Humans are still the only species that does.
4) Bisexuality is a mix of straight and gay attractions. Maybe this is a bisexual penguin, but one who seeks male companionship but likes to fark females. Maybe we should limit "gay" animals to those who actually have sex with each other, since we can't ask them their feelings on Oprah.
 
fredsnake
2011-11-14 01:57:23 PM
i hardly think they're "gay"
 
bikerbob59
2011-11-14 02:23:04 PM
Cythraul: And Pedro's going to be all like, "Biatch! You cheated on me with that slut Looloo!" And Buddy's going to be all like, "The keepers, they made me do it! They want us to have penguin babies." And Pedro's going to say back, "What-ever! You're all cheatin' straight-bird now. We're through!"

+1
 
Ronin_S
2011-11-14 03:37:52 PM
Cythraul: oldernell: Buddy is 20 and Pedro is 10? Sounds like Pedo-Penguin to me.

It's the classic older-penguin-chasing-younger-penguin relationship.

So buddy is a chickenhawk?
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 04:29:48 PM
I love a story with a happy ending.

And what appears to be a classic Canadian compromise between the rights and interests of the community and individual.
 
neversubmit
2011-11-14 04:52:19 PM
oldfarthenry: Do people realize that penguins are only slightly smarter than the sh*t they produce?
They're birds for Gawd's sake - not social activists!!

That is true of humans neuro-norms as well.
 
FerneJohn
2011-11-14 04:59:35 PM
SharkTrager: rebelyell2006: But I thought homosexuality was a choice? And birds are too dumb to make lifestyle choices and that is why the Christian god gave man dominion over the land and animals?

Given that they don't have sex and only paired up because there was a shortage of females I'd say this would either indicate:

1) It was a choice

or

2) they aren't actually gay.

Uh... You realize they ignore females in their enclosure in lieu of each other, right? That was the issue.

/Doesn't really care if they're gay or not, but annoyed by people who lie.
 
BroVinny
2011-11-14 06:57:43 PM
I could tell they were gay right off by their impeccable sense of style.
 
ShonenBat
2011-11-14 08:58:15 PM
Dey eat da poo poo now?
 
octopied
2011-11-15 07:42:10 AM
FerneJohn: SharkTrager: rebelyell2006: But I thought homosexuality was a choice? And birds are too dumb to make lifestyle choices and that is why the Christian god gave man dominion over the land and animals?

Given that they don't have sex and only paired up because there was a shortage of females I'd say this would either indicate:

1) It was a choice

or

2) they aren't actually gay.

Uh... You realize they ignore females in their enclosure in lieu of each other, right? That was the issue.

/Doesn't really care if they're gay or not, but annoyed by people who lie.

Did they at one time have a female shortage? Birds become bonded to one other bird(My dad has a 10 lovebird flock)

Birds do not have external male genitalia. Both male and females have a hole, they asssume the position and sperm comes out of his hole into her hole.
 
octopied
2011-11-15 07:49:54 AM
I should add that the opening is called the cloaca.


Also, I should correct myself, ducks do apparantly have penises.But penguins don't.
 
Qaiwolf
2011-11-15 08:47:40 AM
rebelyell2006: Yeah, but the Jewish god leveled up when Jesus turned into a zombie.

DING!
 
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