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(Starpulse) Dumbass Poorly tattooed dwarf slut Snooki shows off her poorly done slut tattoos   (starpulse.com) divider line 65
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EvilEgg [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 09:23:30 AM
Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 09:44:26 AM
Please get this shiat off my TV and out of my life. I didn't ask for it or want it.

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And why does it do that with its lips? It's like the ugly knows it's ugly and is just trying to be even uglier.
 
The Onanist [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:20:17 AM
EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:24:36 AM
i23.photobucket.com
 
Godscrack [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:25:21 AM
Why did she have her midsection removed?
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:27:02 AM
Die heinously.
 
JohnAnnArbor
2011-11-14 10:28:31 AM
The Onanist: EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?

Tila Tequila. I believe the phrase was "poorly-tattooed Asian dwarf-slut." Tila seems to have disappeared.
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-14 10:28:36 AM
The Onanist: EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?

Tila Tequila.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:29:21 AM
The Onanist: EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?

Poorly tattooed Asian dwarf slut, Tila Tequila.

Geez, man. Keep up with your memes!
 
PunchDrunkPanda
2011-11-14 10:30:27 AM
The article described her as 'stunning'? REALLY? Srsly?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:30:35 AM
LOL.

We biatch about these characters, but right there -- boom, boom, boom -- we all knew who the last one was.
 
imapirate [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:30:51 AM
JohnAnnArbor: Tila seems to have disappeared.

The last time I heard anything about her, she was getting actual human feces hurled at her at the gathering of the jugglos. I don't think there's a bottom to hit lower than this.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:31:20 AM
PunchDrunkPanda: The article described her as 'stunning'? REALLY? Srsly?

Like pepper spray or a tazer.
 
baufan2005
2011-11-14 10:31:25 AM
What ever happened to TIla? Did she finally kill herself?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-14 10:32:16 AM
PunchDrunkPanda: The article described her as 'stunning'? REALLY? Srsly?

Well, let's face it. Every time she comes up, people stop and stare, with a breath-taking fascination.

Kinda like a horrendous car accident.
 
Fano
2011-11-14 10:32:41 AM
JohnAnnArbor: The Onanist: EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?

Tila Tequila. I believe the phrase was "poorly-tattooed Asian dwarf-slut." Tila seems to have disappeared.

Snooki ate her and took her powers
 
The Onanist [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:34:08 AM
Diogenes: The Onanist: EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?

Poorly tattooed Asian dwarf slut, Tila Tequila.

Geez, man. Keep up with your memes!

*hangs head in shame*

/I thought Snooki was more "Oompah-Loompah" than dwarf.
 
2CountyFairs
2011-11-14 10:34:10 AM
imapirate: JohnAnnArbor: Tila seems to have disappeared.

The last time I heard anything about her, she was getting actual human feces hurled at her at the gathering of the jugglos. I don't think there's a bottom to hit lower than this.

Sure there is. Actually being a juggalo is the bottom.
 
Solty Dog [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:34:25 AM
That autoclave got a workout after being subject to her. Do they make a chair sized sterilizer?
 
JohnAnnArbor
2011-11-14 10:34:27 AM
imapirate: JohnAnnArbor: Tila seems to have disappeared.

The last time I heard anything about her, she was getting actual human feces hurled at her at the gathering of the jugglos. I don't think there's a bottom to hit lower than this.

Going back the next year would have been funny. Actually, I'[m surprised she didn't from a publicity standpoint.
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-11-14 10:34:55 AM
Oh no, duck lips.
/this is not attractive
//stop it
 
tzzhc4
2011-11-14 10:35:57 AM
Southpark said it best!

ll-media.tmz.com
 
mentallo69
2011-11-14 10:36:58 AM
isnt it Poorly Tattoed Asian Myspace Dwarf Slut Tila Tequila. I mean this is Fark lets get it right,
 
The Onanist [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:37:53 AM
2CountyFairs: Sure there is. Actually being a juggalo is the bottom.

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Effing dwarves, how do they live?!
 
JohnAnnArbor
2011-11-14 10:38:00 AM
mentallo69: isnt it Poorly Tattoed Asian Myspace Dwarf Slut Tila Tequila. I mean this is Fark lets get it right,

Myspace. It's almost gone; maybe she'll disappear with it.
 
rickycal78
2011-11-14 10:39:52 AM
PunchDrunkPanda: The article described her as 'stunning'? REALLY? Srsly?

I don't know if I'd call her stunning, but if she stopped using the fake tan and had someone style her hair decently and do her makeup in a sane way she'd be pretty hot looking. She still got a pretty decent body on her, I'd motorboat her titties.
 
groppet
2011-11-14 10:41:34 AM
PizzaJedi81: The Onanist: EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?

Tila Tequila.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop saying that name it gives it life and power to AW more
 
mentallo69
2011-11-14 10:42:09 AM
JohnAnnArbor: mentallo69: isnt it Poorly Tattoed Asian Myspace Dwarf Slut Tila Tequila. I mean this is Fark lets get it right,

Myspace. It's almost gone; maybe she'll disappear with it.

Lets us all pray!
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-14 10:42:11 AM
groppet: PizzaJedi81: The Onanist: EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?

Tila Tequila.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop saying that name it gives it life and power to AW more

Oh, right...Oblivion War. Right, got it.
 
unitednihilists
2011-11-14 10:44:24 AM
Anything that takes attention away from her face is a good thing.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 10:54:50 AM
baufan2005: What ever happened to TIla? Did she finally kill herself?

Did she finally get shat out the bottom of the pr0n industry?
 
PunchDrunkPanda
2011-11-14 10:55:27 AM
rickycal78: PunchDrunkPanda: The article described her as 'stunning'? REALLY? Srsly?

I don't know if I'd call her stunning, but if she stopped using the fake tan and had someone style her hair decently and do her makeup in a sane way she'd be pretty hot looking. She still got a pretty decent body on her, I'd motorboat her titties.

But using an adjective reserved for Brooklyn Decker, Kate Upton, et al and now labeling this tramp with it?

/I don't want to fap on this planet anymore
 
Sass-O-Rev
2011-11-14 11:03:24 AM
I didn't make it all the way through the pictures, but my goodness, that is one hard-looking 24-year-old. That's really sad.
 
FrancoFile
2011-11-14 11:04:28 AM
"Attention whore", subby. You forgot "attention whore"

Poorly tattooed attention whore dwarf slut Snooki...
 
booger42
2011-11-14 11:12:18 AM
FrancoFile: "Attention whore", subby. You forgot "attention whore"

Poorly tattooed attention whore dwarf slut Snooki...

That phrase is full of redunadancies. Snooki implies all of those.

/fark that hose-beast, with Ghadaffi's wiener
 
radioman_
2011-11-14 11:19:17 AM
JohnAnnArbor: The Onanist: EvilEgg: Oh good, we have a new dwarf slut.

Who was the old one?

Tila Tequila. I believe the phrase was "poorly-tattooed Asian dwarf-slut." Tila seems to have disappeared.

Tila Tequila is now known exclusively as Miss Tila and is based in New York. She's around and lovlier than ever.
 
greatgodyoshi
2011-11-14 11:20:22 AM
She's also a two-time New York Times bestselling author. Chew on that and despair.
 
You Are All Sheep
2011-11-14 11:20:44 AM
I feel bad because I love trailer trashy women and would probably have a pretty good time with her.

Oh the shame...the shame...
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-11-14 11:21:30 AM
radioman_: lovlier than ever

Noooooot hard to accomplish.
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-11-14 11:23:05 AM
I'd get shiatfaced and do her. I know me.
 
sprag
2011-11-14 11:30:46 AM
NPR's Carl Kasell reads bits of Snooki's book "A Shore Thing"

Link (new window)

@8:11
 
karnal
2011-11-14 11:41:58 AM
I bet she leaves a snail trail when we she slithers by.
 
mentallo69
2011-11-14 11:57:58 AM
Poorly Tanned and Tatt'd Orange Jersey Guido Slut Snooki
 
Rwa2play
2011-11-14 12:25:51 PM
tzzhc4: Southpark said it best!

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El-Oh-El.

/You can always count on South Park.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-14 12:41:20 PM
She's no JWoww but I'd hit it.
 
mentallo69
2011-11-14 12:45:55 PM
ThisNameSux: She's no JWoww but I'd hit it.

There's not enough Anal bleach in the world to remove the orange.
 
Cup_O_Jo [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 01:20:23 PM
All I know is Beavis and Butthead were watching a clip where she had her itchy ass in a mini fridge. I suspect she had a yeast infection. Regardless----she had her nasty ass in a fridge... A FRIDGE. Think about that the next time ya rent a place at the beach...
 
Just_a_Bear
2011-11-14 02:08:50 PM
she's 24? could pass for 35 imho
 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
2011-11-14 03:37:14 PM
whatever happened to Tila Tequila?
 
Jackpot777
2011-11-14 03:50:50 PM
THAT is a hard, hard 24. It's a hard 44 too. She's on her way to looking like a lether handbag by the age of 30.
 
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