If owning a tank is wrong, I don't want to be right.

brad pitt can make any car look cool. what does his lovely wife drive?

Misleading headline is misleading, I thought he bought a Porsche TANK.

I don't think the rule applies to someone who can buy a car like most people buy potato chips

How else are you going to control that many kids?

If I had that kind of money, I'd have a few thousand acres and all kinds of stuff like that. Bulldozers, front end loaders, dumptrucks. Go clear out a field and make an obsticle course to run my tank through. Buy some junked cars to smash..... the list of fun things to do goes on and on....

See, now Brad Pitt knows how to spend his money! No douchey Batman themed Cadillac for him, no sir. He goes out and buys a tank. Now that's a man who knows how to live. Except for all the kids.

darch: Misleading headline is misleading, I thought he bought a Porsche TANK.



What a Porsche tank looks like

Brad Pitt is the happiest man on earth, and he doesn't give a fark what anyone thinks.

By all accounts, he's a pretty nice guy. So good for him.

cats4rent: brad pitt can make any car look cool. what does his lovely wife drive?

Probably something sporty and British


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cryinoutloud: Brad Pitt is the happiest man on earth, and he doesn't give a fark what anyone thinks.

By all accounts, he's a pretty nice guy. So good for him.

There's an article out there where he says

"Happiness is overrated. Sometimes I am going to be happy, sometimes I am not going to be happy. That's life. My main goal is to be at peace."

Seems like a pretty grounded guy.

Pffft. A T-54. Shows you how much he knows. Someone like Brad Pitt can afford a T-72.

I'm surprised he's buying one just now.

If I had his money I would have a whole fleet to match my aircraft carrier by now.

TimeWaste: I'm surprised he's buying one just now.

If I had his money I would have a whole fleet to match my aircraft carrier by now.

Most tanks don't float.

When you've got god money, why not?

gotons: If owning a tank is wrong, I don't want to be right.

animal900: TimeWaste: I'm surprised he's buying one just now.

If I had his money I would have a whole fleet to match my aircraft carrier by now.

Most tanks don't float.

Most.

Kinda related to the topic, but does anyone like those goofy-looking Porsche sedans? The ones that look like a stretched Carerra or whatever?

Gah!

Aphex Twin at least went with something functional, he owns a Half-Track.

What with all their kids and his acting, I don't see how he found the time to get all the way to Tier 9 on the Soviet medium tech tree so quickly.

It's a T-55. It has a bore evacuator at the end of the tube.

Walt_Jizzney: Kinda related to the topic, but does anyone like those goofy-looking Porsche sedans? The ones that look like a stretched Carerra or whatever?

No, absolutely no one likes them, or at least the way they look. I got to drive a 4S that belongs to a Dr. friend of mine, though, and that's where Porsche is making the sales. Imagine a 911 turbo you could take grocery shopping and take on a golf outing without having to ask someone to bring your clubs. The AMG sedans probably do it better, but holy crap was that car fun.

It fills a niche. It's like a high performance moped.