Finally, the Rock has come back to the headline!

Hello FWC! Welcome to this week's thread! Now fasten your seatbelts and get ready for some epic Cena love/hate from tonight's crowd.

*raises eyebrow*

If ya smeeeellllllllll.....what the FWC.......is cookin!

Weekly RAW Checklist
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)


1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)

No, subby, it's not My thread. I didn't submit and I don't run FARK.

/"Your" thread sounds stupid.

I seriously hate Michael Cole (The person, not the character). He provides nothing useful, interesting or entertaining to the show. He's almost as bad as Booker T on commentary. I really hopes they get rid of him soon.

ultraholland: Stone Cold's driving a beer truck into the arena!!



That was an epic episode of Raw. I marked out hard for that stunt, as well as the "bed pan beating" he delivered to Vince in the hospital.

Pro wrestling is fake and homoerotic. Olympic wrestling is real and homoerotic. Discuss.

I let my 7 year old watch his first WWE show last week. He's hooked. He likes John Cena. I'm DVR'ing Monday night's show so he can watch it this weekend.

I haven't watched since the Rock & Sock Connection... Those were a few very good years.

PC LOAD LETTER: Pro wrestling is fake and homoerotic. Olympic wrestling is real and homoerotic. Discuss.

Yet only one of those belongs in the Sports tab. Continue discussing.

netizencain: I let my 7 year old watch his first WWE show last week. He's hooked. He likes John Cena.

Ah, another Little Jimmy! R Truth's going to be pissed!

Pizilla: ManateeGag: I seriously hate Michael Cole (The person, not the character). He provides nothing useful, interesting or entertaining to the show. He's almost as bad as Booker T on commentary. I really hopes they get rid of him soon.

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ManateeGag: I seriously hate Michael Cole (The person, not the character). He provides nothing useful, interesting or entertaining to the show. He's almost as bad as Booker T on commentary. I really hopes they get rid of him soon.

Agreed. Just leave the commentary to JR and Tenor Reaper. :D

PC LOAD LETTER: Pro wrestling is fake and homoerotic. Olympic wrestling is real and homoerotic. Discuss.

In conclusion, any sport where men in tights touch each other is homoerotic. Now let's go watch some football, where the tight end can sack the quarterback to penetrate the hole and get into the backfield. Or hockey where you can put your puck right up the middle into the crease.

hobblekitty: PC LOAD LETTER: Pro wrestling is fake and homoerotic. Olympic wrestling is real and homoerotic. Discuss.

In conclusion, any sport where men in tights touch each other is homoerotic. Now let's go watch some football, where the tight end can sack the quarterback to penetrate the hole and get into the backfield.

Hey now, Penn State is in another thread. *zing!*

On a different note, thanks for the tip re: the new Kinect. Moving it to the top of the TV worked perfectly.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: hobblekitty: PC LOAD LETTER: Pro wrestling is fake and homoerotic. Olympic wrestling is real and homoerotic. Discuss.

In conclusion, any sport where men in tights touch each other is homoerotic. Now let's go watch some football, where the tight end can sack the quarterback to penetrate the hole and get into the backfield.

Hey now, Penn State is in another thread. *zing!*

On a different note, thanks for the tip re: the new Kinect. Moving it to the top of the TV worked perfectly.

Oh good, glad I could help! I used to play a lot of DDR, and I always had to be careful with volume levels/mat position because vibration from the speakers can interfere with the mat's ability to register a step. That's what made me think that perhaps speaker vibration from the TV might be causing interference with the microphones ability to register the tone. Happy to assist! :-)

Who will be the first to check in?




/hot like pancakes

nobody gives a fark.

Not Kamala! (new window)

hobblekitty: In conclusion, any sport where men in tights touch each other is homoerotic. Now let's go watch some football, where the tight end can sack the quarterback to penetrate the hole and get into the backfield. Or hockey where you can put your puck right up the middle into the crease.


Waaaaaaah?

Pizilla: Kazan: nobody We Don't give a fark about YOU

go take a hike, nature boy.

come climb a mountain, sissypants. :P

With the Great One in the house tonight, JFSP is going to have to really be creative with John Cena's game plan tonight. Little Jimmy is counting on it! :)


/plan may require at least 6 shoulder blocks
//maybe more
///or a run-in from Ryder?
////could be an epic feud - Rock vs. Ryder

Kazan: Pizilla: Kazan: nobody We Don't give a fark about YOU

go take a hike, nature boy.

come climb a mountain, sissypants. :P

Why would he climb a mountain?

The_Sponge: hobblekitty: In conclusion, any sport where men in tights touch each other is homoerotic. Now let's go watch some football, where the tight end can sack the quarterback to penetrate the hole and get into the backfield. Or hockey where you can put your puck right up the middle into the crease.


Waaaaaaah?

I never claimed to know anything about football. I just needed a way to string together dirty football terms.

/I figure one can take liberties when dealing in sarcasm.

Kazan: nobody gives a fark.

That's funny considering this thread averages about 1300 comments or more every Monday night. Those numbers leads me to the conclusion that, in fact, multiple people give a fark. Your argument is invalid.

Smackdown's ratings stayed even this past week.

I'm betting tonight's RAW will do a great first hour, people will see how shiatty the show is going to be, and it will bottom out in hours 2 and 3.

FINALLY......THE DOUGIE HAS COME BACK!


To the eff-dubbayou-see

Oh, it IS three hours tonight, that wasn't a joke. Hopefully this results in more Punk content, but really I'm sure it'll just be All About the Gagne.

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Oh, it IS three hours tonight, that wasn't a joke. Hopefully this results in more Punk content, but really I'm sure it'll just be All About the Gagne.

It's all about the Gagne, and you know it.

Pizilla: robsul82: [i63.photobucket.com image 600x374]

Oh, it IS three hours tonight, that wasn't a joke. Hopefully this results in more Punk content, but really I'm sure it'll just be All About the GagneCENA.

FTFY

Oh yeah. Plenty of time for quiet/LOUD/quiet/LOUD promos from that wonder on the mic, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAN CEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

Hey, Luckless Wonder! Here is the Sin Cara I have owed you for quite some time now. Thanks for your patience! :-)