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strapp3r

2011-11-14 09:35:33 AM

what, no ZERO tag?

cbackous

2011-11-14 09:35:42 AM

you mean القذافي ?

Ass Exploder

2011-11-14 09:35:54 AM

I really, really did not need to know this.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-11-14 09:38:04 AM

I really didn't need all that information, and I would thank you to never speak of it to me ever again.

\ewwwww

cgraves67

2011-11-14 09:38:08 AM

bitethepillowimgoingindry.jpg

BurnShrike

2011-11-14 09:38:27 AM

Eccentric powerful leader has strange sexual preferences?

He must be the first, because no one before him has done things like this.

JMacPA

2011-11-14 09:40:03 AM

Anybody else first read that as Gandhi? No? Just me then.

SkunkWerks

2011-11-14 09:40:45 AM

In related news: Condoleeza Rice breathes a spare sigh of relief.

BurnShrike

2011-11-14 09:41:12 AM

JMacPA: Anybody else first read that as Gandhi? No? Just me then.

A skinny little guy like that? I bet he had a monster cock.

Edsel

2011-11-14 09:41:31 AM

Completely revolting. Wasn't he sodomized with a knife right before he died? I guess karma really IS a biatch.

cgraves67

2011-11-14 09:41:33 AM

BurnShrike: Eccentric powerful leader has strange sexual preferences?

He must be the first, because no one before him has done things like this.

Which makes you wonder: Does ultimate power lead to bizarre sexual behavior or does bizarre sexual behavior lead to ultimate power?

/chicken and egg

Guns n' Farkin Roses

2011-11-14 09:41:43 AM

Modified Wooden Toilet Roller?

the_rhino

2011-11-14 09:41:46 AM

JMacPA: Anybody else first read that as Gandhi? No? Just me then.

I read it as "Goofy", that would have made for some interesting cartoons..poor Minnie...

Ninja Wicked

2011-11-14 09:41:52 AM

Ass Exploder: I really, really did not need to know this.

I agree Ass Exploder, this info was over the top and unnecessary.

way south

2011-11-14 09:41:55 AM

cgraves67: bitethepillowimgoingindry.jpg

( -_-)()() ( ( m( ಠ益ಠ)m

/...and now I've posted Madoka-Qube-bestiality-anal-rape-ascii-porn twice in the same day.
/This is your fault, Fark.

Cheron

2011-11-14 09:42:12 AM

A Hero tag for a man whose sexual habits causes women to suffer physical injury. Subby might want to look this up Link (new window)

worst use of hero tag ever.

shawndeprey

2011-11-14 09:42:43 AM

Wow...I agree with...you know it matters not who I agree with. I simply didn't need to know that XD.

thismomentinblackhistory

2011-11-14 09:43:12 AM

\Edsel: Completely revolting. Wasn't he sodomized with a knife right before he died? I guess karma really IS a biatch.

His love is like a knife.

It cuts both ways.

SkunkWerks

2011-11-14 09:43:28 AM

JMacPA: Anybody else first read that as Gandhi?

No, but if this article involved giving enemas to underage women, then sleeping with said women and claiming to have never touched them, I might have.

way south

2011-11-14 09:43:39 AM

BurnShrike

2011-11-14 09:44:00 AM

cgraves67: BurnShrike: Eccentric powerful leader has strange sexual preferences?

He must be the first, because no one before him has done things like this.

Which makes you wonder: Does ultimate power lead to bizarre sexual behavior or does bizarre sexual behavior lead to ultimate power?

/chicken and egg

I think most people are in to some kind of bizarre sex. It's just that those in power are able to coerce more people in to satisfying them.

/Leave the chickens and eggs alone, you sick fa-- oh you're rich and powerful? Lemme choke that chicken for you.

the_vegetarian_cannibal

2011-11-14 09:44:26 AM

TFA: According to Gaddafi's 29-year-old manservant Faisal, women sometimes had to go "'immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries" after their sexual encounters with the once-chiseled, eventually grizzled Libyan leader.

www.horror.com

Approves.

Not that I sympathized with him before, but now I feel even less bad about the methods by which Gaddafi was executed.

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2011-11-14 09:46:12 AM

"We're not finished yet."

www.nh-design.co.uk

macross87

2011-11-14 09:47:04 AM

That's the Gadafi way?

The My Little Pony Killer

2011-11-14 09:47:09 AM

This is an awfully weird way of saying he had a tiny peenor that the ladies could barely feel.

SkunkWerks

2011-11-14 09:47:10 AM

Sarah Palin's Conscience: "We're not finished yet."

We've only just begun?

skylabdown

2011-11-14 09:47:46 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: TFA: According to Gaddafi's 29-year-old manservant Faisal, women sometimes had to go "'immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries" after their sexual encounters with the once-chiseled, eventually grizzled Libyan leader.

[www.horror.com image 600x400]

Approves.

Not that I sympathized with him before, but now I feel even less bad about the methods by which Gaddafi was executed.

There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything. That scene has always bothered me. At least use a Paslode!

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2011-11-14 09:48:10 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: TFA: According to Gaddafi's 29-year-old manservant Faisal, women sometimes had to go "'immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries" after their sexual encounters with the once-chiseled, eventually grizzled Libyan leader.

Approves.

Not that I sympathized with him before, but now I feel even less bad about the methods by which Gaddafi was executed.

*tiny fists*

The My Little Pony Killer

2011-11-14 09:48:52 AM

Cheron: A Hero tag for a man whose sexual habits causes women to suffer physical injury. Subby might want to look this up Link (new window)

worst use of hero tag ever.

Careful, you might be accused of being sexist by the morans at today's Occupy thread.

SkunkWerks

2011-11-14 09:49:41 AM

skylabdown: There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything.

He's also not either:

A) holding the safety, or
B) Pressing it to the back of his intended target.

Huh. That's the second time I've thought of Happy Gilmore in this thread. Odd..

Mirrorz

2011-11-14 09:52:41 AM

R.I.P. Carlos Santana.

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punka55

2011-11-14 09:52:54 AM

He must have pushed her guts up in the back of her head.

/Gaddafi, the original wombshifter

cmcl

2011-11-14 09:53:31 AM

Hero? In what alternate universe?

orclover

2011-11-14 09:55:08 AM

immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries"
doingitwrong.org

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2011-11-14 09:55:48 AM

cmcl: Hero? In what alternate universe?

Librul neocon socialist world

evulc

2011-11-14 09:55:52 AM

for christ's sake don't stop! ;)

damn good ascii work for this time of day.

way south: cgraves67: bitethepillowimgoingindry.jpg

( -_-)()()
( ( m( ಠ益ಠ)m

/...and now I've posted Madoka-Qube-bestiality-anal-rape-ascii-porn twice in the same day.
/This is your fault, Fark.

theropod

2011-11-14 09:58:16 AM

Can we just stop using the Hero tag altogether?

orclover

2011-11-14 10:01:38 AM

skylabdown: There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything. That scene has always bothered me. At least use a Paslode!

Ahh fellow DIYelfers. Wife an I watched that scene and we were like "wheres the hose?", its gonna be pretty noisy when he cranks up the compressor...how is he gonna explain that to her?.

/if yer gonna do it, do it right.

freewill

2011-11-14 10:06:58 AM

This sounds oddly like something Sam Kinnison would have loved to do a bit about.

TheMega

2011-11-14 10:08:02 AM

Gaddafied!!!!

Guidette Frankentits

2011-11-14 10:12:22 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf

2011-11-14 10:17:48 AM

Was he part Klingon? They have awfully rough sex.

darkscout

2011-11-14 10:23:42 AM

orclover: skylabdown: There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything. That scene has always bothered me. At least use a Paslode!

Ahh fellow DIYelfers. Wife an I watched that scene and we were like "wheres the hose?", its gonna be pretty noisy when he cranks up the compressor...how is he gonna explain that to her?.

/if yer gonna do it, do it right.

Yeah, because no one ever invented a cordless nail gun.

Granted, that one isn't. But it's damn movie.

midigod

2011-11-14 10:27:37 AM

darkscout: orclover: skylabdown: There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything. That scene has always bothered me. At least use a Paslode!

Ahh fellow DIYelfers. Wife an I watched that scene and we were like "wheres the hose?", its gonna be pretty noisy when he cranks up the compressor...how is he gonna explain that to her?.

/if yer gonna do it, do it right.

Yeah, because no one ever invented a cordless nail gun.

Granted, that one isn't. But it's damn movie.

I guess everyone missed the point - that he's really only thinking of doing all that. It doesn't matter whether it's hooked up or not.

medius

2011-11-14 10:33:13 AM

freewill: This sounds oddly like something Sam Kinnison would have loved to do a bit about.

MOVE TO WHERE THE LUBE IS!

Flakeloaf

2011-11-14 10:34:19 AM

SkunkWerks: JMacPA: Anybody else first read that as Gandhi?

No, but if this article involved giving enemas to underage women, then sleeping with said women and claiming to have never touched them, I might have.

what

Smelly Pirate Hooker

2011-11-14 10:38:25 AM

Excellent use of the hero tag, submitter. Not at all assholish.

freewill

2011-11-14 10:41:03 AM

medius: MOVE TO WHERE THE LUBE IS!

"If you already know you're never going to see her again, you need to make absolutely sure you ruin her for the next guy! Do EVERYTHING to her. Choke down an entire bottle of Viagra and put her in the hospital. Then, when he's with her, he'll always be stuck thinking about you. He'll ask her, 'Did he make you bleed out of THAT hole too? What?! Oh God, you were his whore! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!'"

Flakeloaf:
what

Common rumor on the internet, sourced from a book that came out a few yeas ago. Would you like to know more?

Flakeloaf

2011-11-14 10:44:53 AM

freewill:
Flakeloaf:
what

Common rumor on the internet, sourced from a book that came out a few yeas ago. Would you like to know more?

Yeah I googled it after leaving the thread. I'd say "what an odd little man" but he was already pretty bizarre.

Slaves2Darkness

2011-11-14 10:49:37 AM

Dam it! I told you the save word was Revolution!

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