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(Gawker)   When Gaddafi farked you, you stayed farked. At least until after the surgeons stopped the internal bleeding   (gawker.com) divider line 79
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2011-11-14 09:35:33 AM
what, no ZERO tag?
 
2011-11-14 09:35:42 AM
you mean القذافي ?
 
2011-11-14 09:35:54 AM
I really, really did not need to know this.
 
2011-11-14 09:38:04 AM
I really didn't need all that information, and I would thank you to never speak of it to me ever again.

\ewwwww
 
2011-11-14 09:38:08 AM
bitethepillowimgoingindry.jpg
 
2011-11-14 09:38:27 AM
Eccentric powerful leader has strange sexual preferences?

He must be the first, because no one before him has done things like this.
 
2011-11-14 09:40:03 AM
Anybody else first read that as Gandhi? No? Just me then.
 
2011-11-14 09:40:45 AM
In related news: Condoleeza Rice breathes a spare sigh of relief.
 
2011-11-14 09:41:12 AM

JMacPA: Anybody else first read that as Gandhi? No? Just me then.


A skinny little guy like that? I bet he had a monster cock.
 
2011-11-14 09:41:31 AM
Completely revolting. Wasn't he sodomized with a knife right before he died? I guess karma really IS a biatch.
 
2011-11-14 09:41:33 AM

BurnShrike: Eccentric powerful leader has strange sexual preferences?

He must be the first, because no one before him has done things like this.


Which makes you wonder: Does ultimate power lead to bizarre sexual behavior or does bizarre sexual behavior lead to ultimate power?

/chicken and egg
 
2011-11-14 09:41:43 AM
Modified Wooden Toilet Roller?
 
2011-11-14 09:41:46 AM

JMacPA: Anybody else first read that as Gandhi? No? Just me then.


I read it as "Goofy", that would have made for some interesting cartoons..poor Minnie...
 
2011-11-14 09:41:52 AM

Ass Exploder: I really, really did not need to know this.


I agree Ass Exploder, this info was over the top and unnecessary.
 
2011-11-14 09:41:55 AM

cgraves67: bitethepillowimgoingindry.jpg



( -_-)()()
( ( m( ಠ益ಠ)m




/...and now I've posted Madoka-Qube-bestiality-anal-rape-ascii-porn twice in the same day.
/This is your fault, Fark.
 
2011-11-14 09:42:12 AM
A Hero tag for a man whose sexual habits causes women to suffer physical injury. Subby might want to look this up Link (new window)

worst use of hero tag ever.
 
2011-11-14 09:42:43 AM
Wow...I agree with...you know it matters not who I agree with. I simply didn't need to know that XD.
 
2011-11-14 09:43:12 AM
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Edsel: Completely revolting. Wasn't he sodomized with a knife right before he died? I guess karma really IS a biatch.


His love is like a knife.

It cuts both ways.
 
2011-11-14 09:43:28 AM

JMacPA: Anybody else first read that as Gandhi?


No, but if this article involved giving enemas to underage women, then sleeping with said women and claiming to have never touched them, I might have.
 
2011-11-14 09:43:39 AM

cgraves67: BurnShrike: Eccentric powerful leader has strange sexual preferences?

He must be the first, because no one before him has done things like this.

Which makes you wonder: Does ultimate power lead to bizarre sexual behavior or does bizarre sexual behavior lead to ultimate power?

/chicken and egg


Well put the mask on and lets find out!

/I promise to be a benevolent dictator.
 
2011-11-14 09:44:00 AM

cgraves67: BurnShrike: Eccentric powerful leader has strange sexual preferences?

He must be the first, because no one before him has done things like this.

Which makes you wonder: Does ultimate power lead to bizarre sexual behavior or does bizarre sexual behavior lead to ultimate power?

/chicken and egg


I think most people are in to some kind of bizarre sex. It's just that those in power are able to coerce more people in to satisfying them.

/Leave the chickens and eggs alone, you sick fa-- oh you're rich and powerful? Lemme choke that chicken for you.
 
2011-11-14 09:44:26 AM
TFA: According to Gaddafi's 29-year-old manservant Faisal, women sometimes had to go "'immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries" after their sexual encounters with the once-chiseled, eventually grizzled Libyan leader.

www.horror.com

Approves.

Not that I sympathized with him before, but now I feel even less bad about the methods by which Gaddafi was executed.
 
2011-11-14 09:46:12 AM
"We're not finished yet."

www.nh-design.co.uk
 
2011-11-14 09:47:04 AM
That's the Gadafi way?
 
2011-11-14 09:47:09 AM
This is an awfully weird way of saying he had a tiny peenor that the ladies could barely feel.
 
2011-11-14 09:47:10 AM

Sarah Palin's Conscience: "We're not finished yet."


We've only just begun?
 
2011-11-14 09:47:46 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: TFA: According to Gaddafi's 29-year-old manservant Faisal, women sometimes had to go "'immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries" after their sexual encounters with the once-chiseled, eventually grizzled Libyan leader.

[www.horror.com image 600x400]

Approves.

Not that I sympathized with him before, but now I feel even less bad about the methods by which Gaddafi was executed.


There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything. That scene has always bothered me. At least use a Paslode!
 
2011-11-14 09:48:10 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: TFA: According to Gaddafi's 29-year-old manservant Faisal, women sometimes had to go "'immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries" after their sexual encounters with the once-chiseled, eventually grizzled Libyan leader.



Approves.

Not that I sympathized with him before, but now I feel even less bad about the methods by which Gaddafi was executed.


*tiny fists*
 
2011-11-14 09:48:52 AM

Cheron: A Hero tag for a man whose sexual habits causes women to suffer physical injury. Subby might want to look this up Link (new window)

worst use of hero tag ever.


Careful, you might be accused of being sexist by the morans at today's Occupy thread.
 
2011-11-14 09:49:41 AM

skylabdown: There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything.


He's also not either:

A) holding the safety, or
B) Pressing it to the back of his intended target.

Huh. That's the second time I've thought of Happy Gilmore in this thread. Odd..
 
2011-11-14 09:52:41 AM
R.I.P. Carlos Santana.

fastcache.gawkerassets.com
 
2011-11-14 09:52:54 AM
He must have pushed her guts up in the back of her head.

/Gaddafi, the original wombshifter
 
2011-11-14 09:53:31 AM
Hero? In what alternate universe?
 
2011-11-14 09:55:08 AM
immediately from [Gaddafi's] bedroom to the hospital' to be treated for internal injuries"
doingitwrong.org
 
2011-11-14 09:55:48 AM

cmcl: Hero? In what alternate universe?


Librul neocon socialist world
 
2011-11-14 09:55:52 AM
for christ's sake don't stop! ;)

damn good ascii work for this time of day.

way south: cgraves67: bitethepillowimgoingindry.jpg


( -_-)()()
( ( m( ಠ益ಠ)m

/...and now I've posted Madoka-Qube-bestiality-anal-rape-ascii-porn twice in the same day.
/This is your fault, Fark.

 
2011-11-14 09:58:16 AM
Can we just stop using the Hero tag altogether?
 
2011-11-14 10:01:38 AM

skylabdown: There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything. That scene has always bothered me. At least use a Paslode!


Ahh fellow DIYelfers. Wife an I watched that scene and we were like "wheres the hose?", its gonna be pretty noisy when he cranks up the compressor...how is he gonna explain that to her?.

/if yer gonna do it, do it right.
 
2011-11-14 10:06:58 AM
This sounds oddly like something Sam Kinnison would have loved to do a bit about.
 
2011-11-14 10:08:02 AM
Gaddafied!!!!
 
2011-11-14 10:12:22 AM
tosh.mtvnimages.com
 
2011-11-14 10:17:48 AM
Was he part Klingon? They have awfully rough sex.
 
2011-11-14 10:23:42 AM

orclover: skylabdown: There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything. That scene has always bothered me. At least use a Paslode!

Ahh fellow DIYelfers. Wife an I watched that scene and we were like "wheres the hose?", its gonna be pretty noisy when he cranks up the compressor...how is he gonna explain that to her?.

/if yer gonna do it, do it right.


Yeah, because no one ever invented a cordless nail gun.

Granted, that one isn't. But it's damn movie.
 
2011-11-14 10:27:37 AM

darkscout: orclover: skylabdown: There's no compressor hooked up to that nailgun. It wouldn't shoot anything. That scene has always bothered me. At least use a Paslode!

Ahh fellow DIYelfers. Wife an I watched that scene and we were like "wheres the hose?", its gonna be pretty noisy when he cranks up the compressor...how is he gonna explain that to her?.

/if yer gonna do it, do it right.

Yeah, because no one ever invented a cordless nail gun.

Granted, that one isn't. But it's damn movie.


I guess everyone missed the point - that he's really only thinking of doing all that. It doesn't matter whether it's hooked up or not.
 
2011-11-14 10:33:13 AM

freewill: This sounds oddly like something Sam Kinnison would have loved to do a bit about.


MOVE TO WHERE THE LUBE IS!
 
2011-11-14 10:34:19 AM

SkunkWerks: JMacPA: Anybody else first read that as Gandhi?

No, but if this article involved giving enemas to underage women, then sleeping with said women and claiming to have never touched them, I might have.


what
 
2011-11-14 10:38:25 AM
Excellent use of the hero tag, submitter. Not at all assholish.
 
2011-11-14 10:41:03 AM

medius: MOVE TO WHERE THE LUBE IS!


"If you already know you're never going to see her again, you need to make absolutely sure you ruin her for the next guy! Do EVERYTHING to her. Choke down an entire bottle of Viagra and put her in the hospital. Then, when he's with her, he'll always be stuck thinking about you. He'll ask her, 'Did he make you bleed out of THAT hole too? What?! Oh God, you were his whore! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!'"

Flakeloaf:
what


Common rumor on the internet, sourced from a book that came out a few yeas ago. Would you like to know more?
 
2011-11-14 10:44:53 AM

freewill:
Flakeloaf:
what

Common rumor on the internet, sourced from a book that came out a few yeas ago. Would you like to know more?


Yeah I googled it after leaving the thread. I'd say "what an odd little man" but he was already pretty bizarre.
 
2011-11-14 10:49:37 AM
Dam it! I told you the save word was Revolution!
 
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