Eh, how hot could she be.. (clicks) Very, it turns out.

Daddy's girl learned fast
all those things he couldn't say

Good. We need more of this



And less of this



on the pro-legalization side of the debate.

"If this is really the benefit that Briana believes, we should be able to scientifically prove it and make it available not just in California, but the rest of the country as well. But it should be based on science not on political pressure or slogans," Brian Bilbray said.

Holy carp! Are we sure this guy is actually a Republican?

Some kids don't get entrenched in their parents political dogma. How is this news?

Wellon Dowd: "If this is really the benefit that Briana believes, we should be able to scientifically prove it and make it available not just in California, but the rest of the country as well. But it should be based on science not on political pressure or slogans," Brian Bilbray said.

Holy carp! Are we sure this guy is actually a Republican?

Only one small problem with that:

The University of Mississippi has the nation's only federally approved marijuana plantation. If they wish to investigate marijuana, researchers must apply to the National Institute on Drug Abuse to use the Mississippi marijuana and must get approvals from a special Public Health Service panel, the Drug Enforcement Administration and the Food and Drug Administration.

But federal officials have repeatedly failed to act on marijuana research requests in a timely manner or have denied them, according to a 2007 ruling by an administrative law judge at the Drug Enforcement Administration. While refusing to approve a second marijuana producer, the government allowed the University of Mississippi to supply Mallinckrodt, a drug maker, with enough marijuana to eventually produce a generic version of Marinol.

"As the National Institute on Drug Abuse, our focus is primarily on the negative consequences of marijuana use," said Shirley Simson, a spokeswoman for the drug abuse institute, known as NIDA. "We generally do not fund research focused on the potential beneficial medical effects of marijuana."

So, the research isn't actually being done.

EvilEgg: Look, I understand you don't get out much, but while she is attractive, she's not stunning. And yes I would hit that, but that doesn't set the bar very high.

THIS. And the fact that she works for her Republican father makes the semi-throbbing member throb less.

Iceberg659: EvilEgg: Look, I understand you don't get out much, but while she is attractive, she's not stunning. And yes I would hit that, but that doesn't set the bar very high.

She is either a top-tier average girl or a mid-tier attractive girl. I can't figure out which. This is known as the Eva Mendes effect.

Let us all not forget that she has "biatch" written all over her face, despite the relative hotness. And based on her political affiliation, she has "biatch" written all over her, period.

Oh good, I thought we might have a thread about drug policy or family relationships in the midst of political disagreements...

But thanks, subby, for ensuring that every mouth-breather on Fark will be compelled to instead weigh in on whether this young cancer survivor sufficiently meets their wanking standards.

Snapper Carr: So, the research isn't actually being done.

who needs research when you've got Jesus?

Boy, the Sharp Knees brigade is harsh today.

Its a tactically sound move, I think.
Obama betrayed the trust of the pro's when it came to drug policy.

Going pro-drug (for the right) is a move to suck wind from the democrats sails and blow a mellow cloud towards the libertarians and younger voters. Keeping it "medical" means they really aren't offending the religious types.
It might not play well with the wing-nuts, but those guys rarely pull through on election day anyway.

Marijuana was already determined to be a social threat more than a chemical one, so finding the science and logic to change its scheduling is easy.
Its more a matter of finding politicians that want to do it.

Hot like a devil!

coeyagi: Iceberg659: EvilEgg: Look, I understand you don't get out much, but while she is attractive, she's not stunning. And yes I would hit that, but that doesn't set the bar very high.

She is either a top-tier average girl or a mid-tier attractive girl. I can't figure out which. This is known as the Eva Mendes effect.

Let us all not forget that she has "biatch" written all over her face, despite the relative hotness. And based on her political affiliation, she has "biatch" written all over her, period.

Pfft. Basement dwellers.The lot of you.

Polyhazard: Oh good, I thought we might have a thread about drug policy or family relationships in the midst of political disagreements...

But thanks, subby, for ensuring that every mouth-breather on Fark will be compelled to instead weigh in on whether this young cancer survivor sufficiently meets their wanking standards.

No, politics weigh on this too, I don't beat off to Republicans, sorry, no matter how hot they are.

//legalize and tax the fark out of it. what is there to discuss? morals? shiat.

I've seen better-looking, 24-year-old, weed-smoking, cancer survivors just this morning.

When I first heard about her I thought she was just another rich college kid getting on the bandwagon. If you read The Fine Article, you learn that she has a very serious skin cancer, the treatment of which was causing her a lot of misery. Smoking weed brought the best and quickest relief to her symptoms.

I would love to see the WH drug czar in a room with a hundred people with stories like Bilbray's (and these are countless), and have him look each and every one of them in the eyes and say, "you're all of you either liars or deluded. Marijuana has no medical application."

Her good looks, youth and apparent good health appears to be drowning out her message, however. So there is that to contend with.

/Welcome to Fark!
//Ya bunch of malingering potheads

Yeah, the GOP excuse about "it needs to be scientifically researched" rings sort of hollow when you realize that there isn't any legally permitted scientific research being done on it in this country. All the research that is permitted is intended to show it is extremely addictive and extremely harmful, like the other drugs it shares Sched I with (cocaine, heroin, etc.)

Anti_illuminati: coeyagi: Iceberg659: EvilEgg: Look, I understand you don't get out much, but while she is attractive, she's not stunning. And yes I would hit that, but that doesn't set the bar very high.

She is either a top-tier average girl or a mid-tier attractive girl. I can't figure out which. This is known as the Eva Mendes effect.

Let us all not forget that she has "biatch" written all over her face, despite the relative hotness. And based on her political affiliation, she has "biatch" written all over her, period.

Pfft. Basement dwellers.The lot of you.
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That is a horse of a different color. The other pic said "Come within 10 feet of my vagina and I will lacerate you with a razor blade, puto".

She looks like she loves to be creampied in her asshole.

I'll be the judge of *clicks*....

...holy smokes!

Wellon Dowd: I've seen better-looking, 24-year-old, weed-smoking, cancer survivors just this morning.

Yeah, but do you have JPGs, GIFs or PNGs of them for wanking purposes?

I never realized Studman69 had so many alts.

Edsel: I never realized Studman69 had so many alts.

Studman69 is barred from beating off to Republicans.

coeyagi: That is a horse of a different color. The other pic said "Come within 10 feet of my vagina and I will lacerate you with a razor blade, puto".

Pfft. B:tch please, I've had worst cuts from shaving.

Snapper Carr: So, the research isn't actually being done.

I don't know anything about this guy but the article seemed to imply that he supports the idea of research. If that is not the case then I cheerfully withdraw my expression of grudging admiration.

loki see loki do: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 513x421]

Looks like a 1%er to me. I guess I am supposed to get sympathetic that she has the best healthcare money can buy to treat her cancer?

coeyagi: That is a horse of a different color. The other pic said "Come within 10 feet of my vagina and I will lacerate you with a razor blade, puto".

Because.. she had her arms crossed?

Alphax: coeyagi: That is a horse of a different color. The other pic said "Come within 10 feet of my vagina and I will lacerate you with a razor blade, puto".

Because.. she had her arms crossed?

That and the "I will choke your dick with corn-cob holders" look on her face.

"If this is really the benefit that Briana believes, we should be able to scientifically prove it and make it available not just in California, but the rest of the country as well. But it should be based on science not on political pressure or slogans," Brian Bilbray said.

You mean like how we got these ridiculous drug laws in the first place?

greatgodyoshi: "If this is really the benefit that Briana believes, we should be able to scientifically prove it and make it available not just in California, but the rest of the country as well. But it should be based on science not on political pressure or slogans," Brian Bilbray said.

You mean like how we got these ridiculous drug laws in the first place?

I'm sure pressure from the pharmaceutical industry to keep a cheap drug off the market is still part of it.

coeyagi: loki see loki do: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 513x421]

Looks like a 1%er to me. I guess I am supposed to get sympathetic that she has the best healthcare money can buy to treat her cancer?

When you look like that in a bikini, I'm pretty sure you can hop on board any yacht regards of class status. Not to mention that her father is also an elected official. I'm sure that helps.

All the research that is permitted is intended to show it is extremely addictive and extremely harmful, like the other drugs it shares Sched I with (cocaine, heroin, etc.)

...and how the drug companies can profit ( Marinol, Cesamet )

EvilEgg: Look, I understand you don't get out much, but while she is attractive, she's not stunning. And yes I would hit that, but that doesn't set the bar very high.

That you for differentiating between attractive and stunning for us. Truly, your penis must have been crafted in the image of the Statute of David.

Anti_illuminati: coeyagi: loki see loki do: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 513x421]

Looks like a 1%er to me. I guess I am supposed to get sympathetic that she has the best healthcare money can buy to treat her cancer?

When you look like that in a bikini, I'm pretty sure you can hop on board any yacht regards of class status. Not to mention that her father is also an elected official. I'm sure that helps.

Yeah, that was what I was insinuating. I didn't think she commanded a $500,000 salary unless she charges some ridiculous amount for Beejs.

coeyagi: Anti_illuminati: coeyagi: loki see loki do: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 513x421]

Looks like a 1%er to me. I guess I am supposed to get sympathetic that she has the best healthcare money can buy to treat her cancer?

When you look like that in a bikini, I'm pretty sure you can hop on board any yacht regards of class status. Not to mention that her father is also an elected official. I'm sure that helps.

Yeah, that was what I was insinuating. I didn't think she commanded a $500,000 salary unless she charges some ridiculous amount for Beejs.

Wait, your if you're an elected official you're a part of the 1%?

Jesus, I need to pay attention more.

/or not. I don't give a shiat about 99%, 1%, 53% bullsh:t

Cancer is a great way to stay thin ladies.
I'll be classy all day.

coeyagi: Iceberg659: EvilEgg: Look, I understand you don't get out much, but while she is attractive, she's not stunning. And yes I would hit that, but that doesn't set the bar very high.

She is either a top-tier average girl or a mid-tier attractive girl. I can't figure out which. This is known as the Eva Mendes effect.

Let us all not forget that she has "biatch" written all over her face, despite the relative hotness. And based on her political affiliation, she has "biatch" written all over her, period.

I know what you mean, it's kind of like how you have "stupid" written all over you....

FubarBDilligaf: coeyagi: Iceberg659: EvilEgg: Look, I understand you don't get out much, but while she is attractive, she's not stunning. And yes I would hit that, but that doesn't set the bar very high.

She is either a top-tier average girl or a mid-tier attractive girl. I can't figure out which. This is known as the Eva Mendes effect.

Let us all not forget that she has "biatch" written all over her face, despite the relative hotness. And based on her political affiliation, she has "biatch" written all over her, period.

I know what you mean, it's kind of like how you have "stupid" written all over you....

Awww. Ad hominem. How cute.

Meh, she's not even Fox news anchor hot, which isn't saying much with their perpetual 'who farted y'all' sneer.

He's sticking to his guns on supporting federal policy denying access and prosecuting similarly sick people for using a plant his daughter says made her cancer and the resultant chemotherapy more bearable and she's a Republican and works for his campaign. I'm sure your fellow cancer patients in other jurisdictions are eternally grateful for your brave advocacy.