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(Missoulian)   Actual quote from daycare owner turned child molester to police: she was "4 going on 40"   (missoulian.com) divider line 155
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2011-11-14 09:46:44 AM

jaybeezey: thespindrifter: You know, I'm all about no cruel and unusual punishment, but there's a line where certain crimes just go beyond legal protections. Things like this, or dudes raping 85 year-old elderly women, or raping the handicapped/mentally ill... you are no longer psychologically human, nor redeemable outside the power of God, and most writings of God I have seen have this to say about child molesters: "Better to have a millstone around [their] necks and be cast into the sea".

That's a good start, but too quick to be much of a deterrent, not that guys like this care about deterrents.

How about we put them in a meat grinder, feet first, and leave it on "slow chunk"? Because I'm sure that's how the kids felt.


/Also, it should be legal to immediately kill any paedophiles caught in the act without fear of legal retribution. Of course, Catholics might see this as problematic.

It's always intersting to me how people's principles can be fluid based on the situation.

So far, several people in this thread have mentioned being against the death penalty (which is generaly only used in capital murder cases) until someone touches a child.

Don't get me wrong, it's a reprehesible crime with a high rate of recidivism. These folks should be locked up for a long time, maybe indefinitley. There needs to be more study to find out what part of their brains are broken to drive them to these things. But at the same time, if you kill outside the scope of being an accident or self defense, then you don't really need to be part of society any longer. Bonjour!


I am against the death penalty. Also, vigilante justice is wrong. If someone accidentally this guy, though, I'd convict them and sentence them to a weekend of community service and a two dollar fine.
 
2011-11-14 09:48:45 AM
Everyone is so quick to condemn this man to death without placing the blame where it really belongs.......God.......for making sexy children......

/runs away.....
 
2011-11-14 09:55:04 AM

Paris1127: Wow, not a single Penn State joke. I'm not sure whether I should be proud of Fark or leaving the thread disappointed...


Well, you've got to think about it for a bit. The fact that it's heterosexual pedophilia has thrown everybody off balance a bit.
 
2011-11-14 09:59:05 AM
4 going down on 40?

What a sick fark.
 
2011-11-14 10:07:06 AM
This person's life has no value to society, end it now.
 
2011-11-14 10:12:32 AM
OH Uncle Paul!
 
2011-11-14 10:16:14 AM

SchlingFocker: Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.


www.mindhuestudio.com
 
2011-11-14 10:21:28 AM

SchlingFocker: [ellengry.files.wordpress.com image 640x828]

Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

Why else would they dress up like this??


Ok, that's just damned creepy... She looks like a cross between a doll and a hooker... Parent's who do this to their kid should have them taken away by CYS/DYFAS
 
2011-11-14 10:22:00 AM

uttertosh: Bio-nic: TsarTom: "Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.

Please. Cover him in pork fat, drop him on an army ant colony and burn the remains with fire.

HEY!! WTF did those army ants do to you? Their neces and nefews are shipped off to Irak, to defend your liberty/freedem and you burden their colon with a slippry pedo?

You America-hating pinkos discussed me.


+1 would read again.
 
2011-11-14 10:22:45 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2011-11-14 10:24:27 AM
Must be a sexy 4.
 
2011-11-14 10:25:25 AM

theorellior: SchlingFocker: Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 402x385]


It is shopped - that's the thing. Because the tarting up of a toddler that can be done with makeup and fake teeth and fake boobs isn't good enough for these sick farking parents. They pay for shopped "glamour shots" of their small children. It's a business.
 
2011-11-14 10:32:16 AM
But he started the molestation when she was "1 going on 10."
 
2011-11-14 10:33:34 AM

TheOmni: That argument sounds creepy and wrong when talking about teenage girls. I can't even understand how you could possibly think that about 4 year olds.


Easy... there's 4 of 'em!

/window seat
 
2011-11-14 10:34:19 AM
Ah, cut the old goob some slack folks. He just confused the electra complex with Carman Electra.

Wouldn't a day car center run by a creepy old man and named Cuddles give a parent a moment of pause?
 
2011-11-14 10:38:42 AM

medius: 72? Eww! old people sex


The idea of a 72 year old having sex disturbs you more than the 4 year old he was doing it with?
 
2011-11-14 10:40:57 AM
Just kill this waste of carbon.
 
2011-11-14 10:49:38 AM
"Cuddles and More"

*shudder*
 
2011-11-14 10:52:19 AM

Paris1127: Penn


Older women attracted to young males are called cougars. Older men attracted to young boys are called Nittany Lions.

Older men attracted to way too young girls are called Albert Gaub.
 
2011-11-14 10:59:07 AM
www.localdirectories.com.au
 
2011-11-14 11:03:03 AM

TsarTom: "Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.



As the proud father of a daughter,

img689.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-14 11:10:32 AM

vartian: The Montana Supreme Court on Tuesday rejected an appeal from Albert Gaub, who with his wife formerly ran the Cuddles and More daycare center from their home in Missoula.

Well...truth in advertising.



Reminds me of Jerry Sandusky's 2001 book, Touched. You can't make this stuff up.
 
2011-11-14 11:13:12 AM

medius: 72? Eww! old people sex


[Points and laughs]

HA HA!
 
2011-11-14 11:33:24 AM
If y'all could have seen my face after reading the headline...
 
2011-11-14 11:36:56 AM

medius: 72? Eww! old people sex


How did this get filtered to the bottom?
 
2011-11-14 11:41:29 AM

FishyFred: When I read the headline, my face transformed into Troy Barnes meeting LeVar Burton.


I guess this guy raped the Duquesne family

/again
 
2011-11-14 11:43:50 AM

medius: 72? Eww! old people sex


Are you a wizard?
 
2011-11-14 11:46:55 AM

TsarTom: "Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.


I'm cool with this. I'm really very cool with this.

vartian: Well...truth in advertising.

/Jesus Christ, what a sick fark.


Muahahahahh. I feel better now. :)
 
2011-11-14 11:48:24 AM

unicron702: Smoking GNU: unicron702: Smoking GNU: Two words:

Platypus venom

Just googled that, good call. Mind numbing pain that can last for weeks and morphine has no effect? I like the way you think.

Also practically untraceable, as it is almost identical to human neurotransmitters for pain (or at least the specific protein in the venom)

I'm sure it's BS, but I've heard if you give a non-diabetic insulin, it looks like a normal heart attack and is very difficult to trace. I'm sure someone here knows the facts, to "easy and simple" to be true.


Insulin_shock_therapy (new window)
 
2011-11-14 11:53:43 AM

namegoeshere: It is shopped - that's the thing. Because the tarting up of a toddler that can be done with makeup and fake teeth and fake boobs isn't good enough for these sick farking parents. They pay for shopped "glamour shots" of their small children. It's a business.


I know that, I just couldn't resist posting my fave "This Looks Shopped" pic.

The funny thing is, the poor kid's skin is so featureless they could have saved some time and just rotoscoped the photo in Illustrator. Then they'd be able to blow it up to wallpaper-size proportions.
 
2011-11-14 11:57:41 AM

sweetmelissa31: But he started the molestation when she was "1 going on 10."


Sadly, you make a very good point.
 
2011-11-14 11:58:33 AM

jaybeezey: Don't get me wrong, it's a reprehesible crime with a high rate of recidivism. These folks should be locked up for a long time, maybe indefinitley. There needs to be more study to find out what part of their brains are broken to drive them to these things. But at the same time, if you kill outside the scope of being an accident or self defense, then you don't really need to be part of society any longer. Bonjour!


The thing is that quite a few murders have extenuating circumstances. Heat of the moment type things. That doesn't make them RIGHT, but we can go "Okay... As long as he doesn't do X again, he probably won't kill.". Someone who abuses kids? There isn't a "don't do X again" for that. YMMV of course, but unless the murder is entirely WTF why did you do that, or a serial killer, there's usually at least a reason for it. Unless they're women, in which case all bets are off. :P
 
2011-11-14 12:16:19 PM
Cuddles and More daycare center

That's what SHE said.

Gaub characterized his victim as "4 going on 40."
"Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her," the Attorney General's Office wrote in its response to Gaub's appeal.
And Gaub wrote in a statement that "I only touched the young girl in a wrong way and did not physically, hurt, abuse or harm her at all."


Wow.

He added, "You know the best thing about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them."
 
2011-11-14 12:57:54 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

/I believe he used the same excuses
 
2011-11-14 01:03:15 PM
What is wrong with you guys?! Is Fark turning into Texas?!

The guy is obviously troubled and probably has mental issues and/or was a victim of abuse himself.

He should go to a mental health institution where they can attend to his mental needs and issues. He needs help.


/someone please shoot him. No fancy execution, just a bullet.
 
2011-11-14 01:33:45 PM
Who the hell leaves their kid with a guy who looks like that in a place called Cuddles and More?
 
2011-11-14 01:36:42 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
One little chop. Problem solved.
 
2011-11-14 01:41:05 PM

Resident Muslim: What is wrong with you guys?! Is Fark turning into Texas?!

The guy is obviously troubled and probably has mental issues and/or was a victim of abuse himself.

He should go to a mental health institution where they can attend to his mental needs and issues. He needs help.


/someone please shoot him. No fancy execution, just a bullet.


Honestly, I'd be with you on the first part, but since there's no cure...yes, a bullet would be merciful.

/Really, society needs to find a cure for these people.
//Before they hurt kids.
 
2011-11-14 01:44:03 PM

stuffy: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
One little chop. Problem solved.


Please. I doubt you could get through someone's entire neck with just one chop using that tool.
 
2011-11-14 01:48:22 PM

Relatively Obscure: stuffy: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
One little chop. Problem solved.

Please. I doubt you could get through someone's entire neck with just one chop using that tool.



It's worth a try. Let's find out.
 
2011-11-14 01:55:42 PM

theorellior: SchlingFocker: Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 402x385]


Dude...wtf? What's the story with that plane?
 
2011-11-14 01:57:43 PM
Ray_Peranus, I was rolling a cigarette and because of your FARK handle and your post, in conjunction with the subject of this thread, I've spilled tobacco all over myself and the floor from laughing. Come clean this mess up!
 
2011-11-14 02:00:16 PM

Xai: SchlingFocker: [ellengry.files.wordpress.com image 640x828]

Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

Why else would they dress up like this??

why would someone do that? - that is seriously farked up - I think the parents have serious issues


I take it you're not familiar with the TV show, "Toddlers & Tiaras"?
 
2011-11-14 02:16:17 PM

dukwbutter: Dude...wtf? What's the story with that plane?


LOL.
 
2011-11-14 03:16:53 PM
So, given this guy's, ahem, unique perspective on child/adult relationships, his attorney is wondering why the court wants him considered as a serious repeat-offense threat?

There's "defending your client", there's "feigning ignorance", and there's just plain bullshiatting people.
 
2011-11-14 03:23:57 PM
One day, hopefully far away. Someone better hope I *don't* have a crowbar in my hand if I should ever catch someone in such an egregious act. Brooklyn will slip out in such an event. I apologize in advance.
 
2011-11-14 03:48:44 PM

pag1107: Just feed him feet-first into a wood chipper and call it a day.


I don't want to be cruel about it. I think we should duck tape a grenade to the back of his head and pull the pin.
 
2011-11-14 04:09:13 PM

Badgers: /I believe he used the same excuses


Is that originally a gary glitter song? I'm only familiar with the Joan Jett version.
farm2.static.flickr.com
/and yes I do. Very, very much.
 
2011-11-14 04:59:29 PM

fireclown: Badgers: /I believe he used the same excuses

Is that originally a gary glitter song? I'm only familiar with the Joan Jett version.


Yes, it is.
 
2011-11-14 05:03:10 PM

TheOmni: That argument sounds creepy and wrong when talking about teenage girls. I can't even understand how you could possibly think that about 4 year olds.


The human mind is as facinating in its deviance as in its function.

There is actually a psychological condition where people form emotional and sexual feelings for inanimate objects. There was a woman who tried to marry a roller coaster becuase she was "in love" with it (and it presumably was in love with her).

You can't make things like this up. This guy needs to be locked up, castrated, and/or lobotomized.
 
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