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(Missoulian)   Actual quote from daycare owner turned child molester to police: she was "4 going on 40"   (missoulian.com) divider line 155
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2011-11-13 11:43:40 PM  
"Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.
 
2011-11-13 11:48:02 PM  

TsarTom: "Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.


Hmmm. Well, there you go. Done.
 
2011-11-13 11:53:22 PM  

TsarTom: "Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.


img689.imageshack.us

And to this guy...SHE'S 4-YEARS OLD, YOU SICK F**K!
 
2011-11-13 11:54:36 PM  

Spad31: TsarTom: "Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.

Hmmm. Well, there you go. Done.


So mote it be.
 
2011-11-13 11:56:29 PM  
I hope somebody kills him before he passes away peacefully.
 
2011-11-13 11:56:58 PM  
The Montana Supreme Court on Tuesday rejected an appeal from Albert Gaub, who with his wife formerly ran the Cuddles and More daycare center from their home in Missoula.

Well...truth in advertising.

/Jesus Christ, what a sick fark.
 
2011-11-14 12:01:08 AM  

vartian: Cuddles and More daycare center from their home in Missoula.

Well...truth in advertising.


Came to make this comment.
 
2011-11-14 12:08:08 AM  
The guy is sick but he doesn't deserve to die. He's somebody's son.

Just kidding, shoot the farkhead
 
2011-11-14 12:08:11 AM  
Wow...just..wow.
 
2011-11-14 12:20:07 AM  
That argument sounds creepy and wrong when talking about teenage girls. I can't even understand how you could possibly think that about 4 year olds.
 
2011-11-14 12:26:57 AM  

TheOmni: That argument sounds creepy and wrong when talking about teenage girls. I can't even understand how you could possibly think that about 4 year olds.


Because his brain is FUBAR and could arguably stand to be turned off.
 
2011-11-14 12:27:38 AM  

TheOmni: That argument sounds creepy and wrong when talking about teenage girls. I can't even understand how you could possibly think that about 4 year olds.


The only explanation I can give is that this guy is such a sick-ass pedophile that he interprets everything a kid does in sexual terms, and thus something anyone else would see as innocent child-like behavior he sees as flirting or a come-on. But, yeah, that statement is really farked up.
 
2011-11-14 12:37:59 AM  
celluloidheroesradio.com

What's this bullshiat?
 
2011-11-14 01:01:23 AM  
When I read the headline, my face transformed into Troy Barnes meeting LeVar Burton.
 
2011-11-14 01:08:45 AM  
and that's terrible.
 
2011-11-14 01:09:41 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: What's this bullshiat?


Hey, that's not fair! He waited until they were eight, dude.
 
2011-11-14 01:28:35 AM  
Oh my.... Unfortunately, I've known quite a few people that are as deluded (and dangerous) as he is. Some of them were from Missoula, too...
 
2011-11-14 02:09:52 AM  
Wow, not a single Penn State joke. I'm not sure whether I should be proud of Fark or leaving the thread disappointed...
 
2011-11-14 02:38:45 AM  

Paris1127: Wow, not a single Penn State joke. I'm not sure whether I should be proud of Fark or leaving the thread disappointed...


I might attempt one if I knew more about football. But with "tight ends" and "rear tackles" I know there's more than a few jokes there.
 
2011-11-14 03:21:20 AM  
Typical for fark. The guy gets all the blame and the chick gets off scot free.
 
2011-11-14 05:48:13 AM  
ellengry.files.wordpress.com

Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

Why else would they dress up like this??
 
2011-11-14 05:49:38 AM  
General population will eagerly deal with him.
 
2011-11-14 05:51:00 AM  

SchlingFocker: [ellengry.files.wordpress.com image 640x828]

Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

Why else would they dress up like this??


Kee-hrist, is that even a real human being?
 
2011-11-14 05:52:28 AM  

poindxtr: Kee-hrist, is that even a real human being?


Yup.

With the headline, most people wouldn't think the thread could get any more creepy.

I just wanted to up the ante on the creep factor.
 
2011-11-14 05:53:03 AM  

log_jammin: Typical for fark. The guy gets all the blame and the chick gets off scot free.


No, she got off Albert Gaub.
 
2011-11-14 05:55:49 AM  
"Because their sick, demented mothers make them."
 
2011-11-14 05:55:55 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Needs more Garanimals.
 
2011-11-14 05:56:57 AM  

SchlingFocker: [ellengry.files.wordpress.com image 640x828]

Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

Why else would they dress up like this??


AH! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!
 
2011-11-14 05:58:41 AM  
thepigskindoctors.com

OMG! Someone better call a college administrator! At once!
 
Xai
2011-11-14 06:00:58 AM  

SchlingFocker: [ellengry.files.wordpress.com image 640x828]

Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

Why else would they dress up like this??


why would someone do that? - that is seriously farked up - I think the parents have serious issues
 
2011-11-14 06:03:44 AM  
FTFA: who with his wife formerly ran the Cuddles and More daycare center from their home in Missoula.

I'll bet that's the last time anyone chooses the "More" option on their application.
 
2011-11-14 06:05:00 AM  

TsarTom: "Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.


Please. Cover him in pork fat, drop him on an army ant colony and burn the remains with fire.
 
2011-11-14 06:15:38 AM  

Bio-nic: TsarTom: "Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her,"

Find the tallest tree in Montana. Hang him up on a coat hanger by his ballsack. Cut him down in spring.

Please. Cover him in pork fat, drop him on an army ant colony and burn the remains with fire.


HEY!! WTF did those army ants do to you? Their neces and nefews are shipped off to Irak, to defend your liberty/freedem and you burden their colon with a slippry pedo?

You America-hating pinkos discussed me.
 
2011-11-14 06:18:42 AM  

FredaDeStilleto: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 247x320]

Needs more Garanimals.


Good lord!!... realdolls have really started to specialise.
 
2011-11-14 06:19:11 AM  

SchlingFocker: poindxtr: Kee-hrist, is that even a real human being?

Yup.

With the headline, most people wouldn't think the thread could get any more creepy.

I just wanted to up the ante on the creep factor.


Wtf do they airbrush their faces on?

What are those things? that can't be real or not photoshopped..
 
2011-11-14 06:24:05 AM  

fireclown: OMG! Someone better call a college administrator! At once!


Wrong.

It wasn't a four year old boy.

/Despises children.
//Get off my lawn.
 
2011-11-14 06:24:21 AM  
WTF is wrong with people? After reading that article I feel the need for another shower using a wire brush and carbolic soap.
 
2011-11-14 06:27:51 AM  

Jamieboy: WTF is wrong with people? After reading that article I feel the need for another shower using a wire brush and carbolic soap.


Another one? How many showers using a wire brush and carbolic soap have you already taken today?
 
2011-11-14 06:32:38 AM  

SchlingFocker: [ellengry.files.wordpress.com image 640x828]

Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

Why else would they dress up like this??


AAAA!! What the fark is that thing?!
 
jtr
2011-11-14 06:33:45 AM  
Pics or it didn't hap....wait, er I mean, what a sicko
 
2011-11-14 06:37:47 AM  

Skail: AAAA!! What the fark is that thing?!


Welcome to the world of "Toddlers & Tiaras".

If you're ever feeling bad about yourself and Hoarders isn't enough of a trainwreck to make you feel better about yourself, tune in to that show.
 
2011-11-14 06:45:47 AM  
A) that dude is one seriously creepy dirt bag.

B) Those pics are freaking me out. Those are some lifeless Looking kids.
 
2011-11-14 06:53:11 AM  

Nuclear Pancake: SchlingFocker: poindxtr: Kee-hrist, is that even a real human being?

Yup.

With the headline, most people wouldn't think the thread could get any more creepy.

I just wanted to up the ante on the creep factor.

Wtf do they airbrush their faces on?

What are those things? that can't be real or not photoshopped..


They're pretty close to the real thing, Spray on tans, flippers (fake front teeth), waxed eyebrows, you name it.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-14 06:55:16 AM  

Xai: SchlingFocker: [ellengry.files.wordpress.com image 640x828]

Don't kid yourselves, folks. 4-year-olds today DEFINITELY know what they're doing.

Why else would they dress up like this??

why would someone do that? - that is seriously farked up - I think the parents have serious issues


Agreed. There is something seriously farked up in an adult's head if they can look at an already adorable 4 year old and think "Nah, gotta tart it up."

As for this dude. . . I'm generally against the death penalty and want to focus more on rehabilitation overall, but this is one of those cases where this guy is beyond repair and executing him would be for the better. No fancy torture, just do it quick and bury him in a potter's field. Anything more is a waste of time and resources.
 
2011-11-14 06:58:29 AM  
SchlingFocker: tune in to that show.

Keep in mind that doing such a thing will probably give you something in common with the sick fark in the article. :-/
 
2011-11-14 06:58:51 AM  
This story makes me want to kill.

SchlingFocker: Skail: AAAA!! What the fark is that thing?!

Welcome to the world of "Toddlers & Tiaras".

If you're ever feeling bad about yourself and Hoarders isn't enough of a trainwreck to make you feel better about yourself, tune in to that show.


My wife's got an escape clause from our marriage. If she watches that shiat, we're through.

The story makes me want to kill.
 
2011-11-14 07:00:33 AM  

SchlingFocker: Skail: AAAA!! What the fark is that thing?!

Welcome to the world of "Toddlers & Tiaras".

If you're ever feeling bad about yourself and Hoarders isn't enough of a trainwreck to make you feel better about yourself, tune in to that show.


I always wonder how the same country that vilifies pedophiles can not be nationally disgusted with that show. We are literally fighting and prosecuting "child modeling sites" with nearly identical content and meanwhile this show is on TLC if I recall correctly.
 
2011-11-14 07:05:37 AM  
www.tshirthell.com
 
2011-11-14 07:06:35 AM  
No...he didn't really say that did he?

*clicks link*

During an interview with police, Gaub characterized his victim as "4 going on 40."
"Gaub claimed that (the girl) knew what she was doing and what was going on, suggesting that if the little girl had not been so promiscuous he would not have abused her," the Attorney General's Office wrote in its response to Gaub's appeal.


images.cheezburger.com

Get a rope.
 
2011-11-14 07:09:34 AM  
Toss him live into a meat rendering machine, save the burial plot and future medical expenses.
 
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