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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Once again, a poor decision to brand oneself with a tattoo leads police to a quick, tidy arrest   (suntimes.com) divider line 64
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2011-11-14 04:08:40 AM  
Bullshiat to subtards headline, and to the article headline.

The fact that he carjacked someone is what lead to his arrest, it wasn't his ink.
 
2011-11-14 04:12:45 AM  

Kwai Lo: Bullshiat to subtards headline, and to the article headline.

The fact that he carjacked someone is what lead to his arrest, it wasn't his ink.


Lighten up, Francis.

He was identified because of his tattoo. Article and headline are correct.
 
2011-11-14 04:13:42 AM  
Hooked one right off the bat, Subby.
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-11-14 04:18:16 AM  
Not every tatted up a-hole is a criminal,but a lot of criminals are tatted up a-holes.
 
2011-11-14 04:24:18 AM  

jaybeezey: Not every tatted up a-hole is a criminal,but a lot of criminals are tatted up a-holes.


And a lot of them are doctors and lawyers, too. I'd say that 70% of the people I know have tattoos, and all of them are college grads and fine, upstanding members of society.
 
2011-11-14 04:27:43 AM  
TTIWWMugshots.
 
2011-11-14 04:36:41 AM  
He was pointed out by the victims and not because of his tattoo. He was previously known to police and known to live at his parents house. His set tattoo'd on him had nothing to do with anything.

/makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.
//subbies hate for art is noted.
///you put art on your walls, I put it on my body which I'll have for the rest of my life.
 
2011-11-14 04:37:53 AM  
It was his neck, right?
 
2011-11-14 04:43:09 AM  

advres: /makes almost 3 figures legally


Wow, really? Almost $100 per year? DUDE, you're the perfect example of exactly how successful people with lots of tattoos are.
 
2011-11-14 04:44:52 AM  

advres: He was pointed out by the victims and not because of his tattoo. He was previously known to police and known to live at his parents house. His set tattoo'd on him had nothing to do with anything.

/makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.
//subbies hate for art is noted.
///you put art on your walls, I put it on my body which I'll have for the rest of my life.


A little sensitive are we?

Quick--post an image of a Fortune 500 CEO with neck tattoos and I'll sponsor you for a year of TF!
 
2011-11-14 04:45:10 AM  

advres: He was pointed out by the victims and not because of his tattoo. He was previously known to police and known to live at his parents house. His set tattoo'd on him had nothing to do with anything.

/makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.
//subbies hate for art is noted.
///you put art on your walls, I put it on my body which I'll have for the rest of my life.


3 whole figures? wow!
 
2011-11-14 04:45:28 AM  
Fark you subby! I am sure they have a deep meaning for him and improve his outward appearance.
 
2011-11-14 04:49:12 AM  

advres: makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-14 04:49:48 AM  
Tattoos save me the trouble of figuring out who the dumbfarks are
 
2011-11-14 04:50:10 AM  
3 figures. 3 figures.
Oh I hope that becomes a meme.
 
2011-11-14 04:51:20 AM  

untaken_name: advres: /makes almost 3 figures legally

Wow, really? Almost $100 per year? DUDE, you're the perfect example of exactly how successful people with lots of tattoos are.


I'm not claiming to be rich but I'm also no criminal POS which subtard seems to think all tattooed people are.
 
2011-11-14 04:52:57 AM  
I always look at a tattooed female and think: "Don't approach. She's a virgin, saving herself for marriage. Absolutely CAN'T get a condom on an erect penis in two seconds or less."

I also think Dubya is the best President we've had since Reagan.
 
2011-11-14 04:53:52 AM  

doyner: advres: He was pointed out by the victims and not because of his tattoo. He was previously known to police and known to live at his parents house. His set tattoo'd on him had nothing to do with anything.

/makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.
//subbies hate for art is noted.
///you put art on your walls, I put it on my body which I'll have for the rest of my life.

A little sensitive are we?

Quick--post an image of a Fortune 500 CEO with neck tattoos and I'll sponsor you for a year of TF!


Where were neck tattoos mentioned in the article or by me?
 
2011-11-14 04:55:35 AM  

advres: I'm not claiming to be rich but I'm also no criminal POS which subtard seems to think all tattooed people are.


Have you ever thought about becoming one? You'd do WAYYYYYYYY better financially, even if you just knocked over one convenience store per year. They CLAIM there's less than $100 in there, but if you know the right time of day, there could even be $120 or maybe even $130. That would be a 20-30% upgrade in salary and you'd only have to work one hour per year.
 
2011-11-14 04:57:36 AM  

doyner: advres: He was pointed out by the victims and not because of his tattoo. He was previously known to police and known to live at his parents house. His set tattoo'd on him had nothing to do with anything.

/makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.
//subbies hate for art is noted.
///you put art on your walls, I put it on my body which I'll have for the rest of my life.

A little sensitive are we?

Quick--post an image of a Fortune 500 CEO with neck tattoos and I'll sponsor you for a year of TF!


You mean besides Richard Kelly with Xcel Energy, or does he count?
 
2011-11-14 05:00:35 AM  

advres: doyner: advres: He was pointed out by the victims and not because of his tattoo. He was previously known to police and known to live at his parents house. His set tattoo'd on him had nothing to do with anything.

/makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.
//subbies hate for art is noted.
///you put art on your walls, I put it on my body which I'll have for the rest of my life.

A little sensitive are we?

Quick--post an image of a Fortune 500 CEO with neck tattoos and I'll sponsor you for a year of TF!

Where were neck tattoos mentioned in the article or by me?


They weren't and you didn't. Why does that matter? Is that not an appropriate place to enhance your body with art?
 
2011-11-14 05:02:07 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: doyner: advres: He was pointed out by the victims and not because of his tattoo. He was previously known to police and known to live at his parents house. His set tattoo'd on him had nothing to do with anything.

/makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.
//subbies hate for art is noted.
///you put art on your walls, I put it on my body which I'll have for the rest of my life.

A little sensitive are we?

Quick--post an image of a Fortune 500 CEO with neck tattoos and I'll sponsor you for a year of TF!

You mean besides Richard Kelly with Xcel Energy, or does he count?


Offer was to advres... Is Xcel F500?
 
2011-11-14 05:02:14 AM  

untaken_name: advres: I'm not claiming to be rich but I'm also no criminal POS which subtard seems to think all tattooed people are.

Have you ever thought about becoming one? You'd do WAYYYYYYYY better financially, even if you just knocked over one convenience store per year. They CLAIM there's less than $100 in there, but if you know the right time of day, there could even be $120 or maybe even $130. That would be a 20-30% upgrade in salary and you'd only have to work one hour per year.


Typo is funny, I think you knew what I meant ;)
 
2011-11-14 05:04:29 AM  

advres: Typo is funny, I think you knew what I meant ;)


4 figures? Man, you're really raking it in.
 
2011-11-14 05:05:00 AM  

advres: untaken_name: advres: I'm not claiming to be rich but I'm also no criminal POS which subtard seems to think all tattooed people are.

Have you ever thought about becoming one? You'd do WAYYYYYYYY better financially, even if you just knocked over one convenience store per year. They CLAIM there's less than $100 in there, but if you know the right time of day, there could even be $120 or maybe even $130. That would be a 20-30% upgrade in salary and you'd only have to work one hour per year.

Typo is funny, I think you knew what I meant ;)


2 figures? 4 figures? I'm really not sure what you meant. I have to rely on you to tell me that. Believe me, I'm no happier about that little truth than you are.
 
2011-11-14 05:08:30 AM  

untaken_name: advres: untaken_name: advres: I'm not claiming to be rich but I'm also no criminal POS which subtard seems to think all tattooed people are.

Have you ever thought about becoming one? You'd do WAYYYYYYYY better financially, even if you just knocked over one convenience store per year. They CLAIM there's less than $100 in there, but if you know the right time of day, there could even be $120 or maybe even $130. That would be a 20-30% upgrade in salary and you'd only have to work one hour per year.

Typo is funny, I think you knew what I meant ;)

2 figures? 4 figures? I'm really not sure what you meant. I have to rely on you to tell me that. Believe me, I'm no happier about that little truth than you are.


3 figures in the thousands. I'm sure that was super hard to figure out.
 
2011-11-14 05:14:07 AM  

advres: 3 figures in the thousands. I'm sure that was super hard to figure out.


If anyone else wants to say "3 figures in the thousands", they say "6 figures".
See, this is three figures: 123
This is 6 figures: 123,456
This would be three figures in the millions: 123,456,789
Now, no one on Earth has ever before said "3 figures in the millions" just as no one on Earth has ever said "3 figures in the thousands" until you came along. So yes, it WAS super hard to figure out, because "3 figures in the thousands" DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
 
2011-11-14 05:16:53 AM  

untaken_name: advres: /makes almost 3 figures legally

Wow, really? Almost $100 per year? DUDE, you're the perfect example of exactly how successful people with lots of tattoos are.


CHORTLE!
 
2011-11-14 05:18:54 AM  
I already admitted to making a stupid typo and tried to save face with the thousands comment. But I figured since we're farkers and our typical bar tab is 3 real figures I could let it slide. Guess people take this shiat way too seriously now-a-days. No wonder I don't come around much anymore.
 
2011-11-14 05:24:43 AM  

advres: I already admitted to making a stupid typo and tried to save face with the thousands comment. But I figured since we're farkers and our typical bar tab is 3 real figures I could let it slide. Guess people take this shiat way too seriously now-a-days. No wonder I don't come around much anymore.


Relax. You said something silly and were made fun of. No need to bring your Yakuza buddies in to rough us up.
 
2011-11-14 05:25:12 AM  

untaken_name: advres: 3 figures in the thousands. I'm sure that was super hard to figure out.

If anyone else wants to say "3 figures in the thousands", they say "6 figures".
See, this is three figures: 123
This is 6 figures: 123,456
This would be three figures in the millions: 123,456,789
Now, no one on Earth has ever before said "3 figures in the millions" just as no one on Earth has ever said "3 figures in the thousands" until you came along. So yes, it WAS super hard to figure out, because "3 figures in the thousands" DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.


I figured it out. But I also have ink. So there's that.


/criminals tend to get very terrible tattoos
//and rednecks
///and girls
 
2011-11-14 05:34:20 AM  

advres: I already admitted to making a stupid typo and tried to save face with the thousands comment. But I figured since we're farkers and our typical bar tab is 3 real figures I could let it slide. Guess people take this shiat way too seriously now-a-days. No wonder I don't come around much anymore.


i52.tinypic.com
 
2011-11-14 05:44:29 AM  

untaken_name: advres: /makes almost 3 figures legally

Wow, really? Almost $100 per year?



Hey, it could be up to $999!
 
2011-11-14 05:45:44 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: untaken_name: advres: /makes almost 3 figures legally

Wow, really? Almost $100 per year?


Hey, it could be up to $999!



lol! I totally missed the almost qualifier!
 
2011-11-14 06:09:02 AM  
If only there was some word that rhymes with "figures" that we could gangsta rap this potential meme.
 
2011-11-14 06:11:44 AM  

Ooba Tooba: If only there was some word that rhymes with "figures" "figgaz" that we could gangsta rap this potential meme.


/sorry
/pet peeve
 
2011-11-14 06:12:46 AM  
Nobody pays me in gum 3 figures
 
2011-11-14 06:14:56 AM  
I love this thread so much.
 
2011-11-14 07:39:12 AM  

Kwai Lo: Bullshiat to subtards headline, and to the article headline.

The fact that he carjacked someone is what lead to his arrest, it wasn't his ink.


Why yes, I'm sure most people reading the headline assumed he was arrested because of his tattoo, not because his tattoo played a part in his identification.

Apparently the ink made its way into your already damaged brain, bro.
 
2011-11-14 07:47:11 AM  
Why the police always photo tattoos. Only idiots get tattoos.
 
2011-11-14 08:10:09 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: untaken_name: advres: /makes almost 3 figures legally

Wow, really? Almost $100 per year?


Hey, it could be up to $999!


Sorry, but ALMOST 3 figures would be up to $99.99
 
2011-11-14 08:20:06 AM  

untaken_name: advres: /makes almost 3 figures legally
Wow, really? Almost $100 per year? DUDE, you're the perfect example of exactly how successful people with lots of tattoos are.


focus on the bold word
 
2011-11-14 08:35:38 AM  

advres: I already admitted to making a stupid typo and tried to save face with the thousands comment. But I figured since we're farkers and our typical bar tab is 3 real figures I could let it slide. Guess people take this shiat way too seriously now-a-days. No wonder I don't come around much anymore.


Well if you don't come here much you should really drop the TotalFark subscription. The $60 a year has really got to cut into that 3 figure salary of yours.
 
2011-11-14 08:38:12 AM  

Zukipilot: Sorry, but ALMOST 3 figures would be up to $99.99


lol! You missed my immediate follow-up post!
 
2011-11-14 08:40:16 AM  
Dang, I barely make 2 figures (in the thousands) annually.
 
2011-11-14 08:59:29 AM  
I like where this thread's head is at, i just don't like the dragon tattoo that is on it.
 
2011-11-14 09:14:20 AM  
I'm a stay-at-home dad, and I make money in the .1 figures.

/three tattoos
 
2011-11-14 09:18:56 AM  
FTFA: then also ordered a 38-year-old woman who'd been a passenger from the SUV before he sped off.

If he ordered her with a side of fries, that would cost almost three figures.
 
2011-11-14 09:31:06 AM  

Kwai Lo: Bullshiat to subtards headline, and to the article headline.

The fact that he carjacked someone is what lead to his arrest, it wasn't his ink.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-11-14 09:39:08 AM  

advres: He was pointed out by the victims and not because of his tattoo. He was previously known to police and known to live at his parents house. His set tattoo'd on him had nothing to do with anything.

/makes almost 3 figures legally and has a 3/4 sleeve shirt and 3/4 length shorts, yakuza style.
//subbies hate for art is noted.
///you put art on your walls, I put it on my body which I'll have for the rest of my life.


Can we skin you when you die?

/lol, 1 tat, about a dozen piercings
 
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