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2011-11-14 02:58:06 AM
You don't see any handsome homeless!
 
2011-11-14 02:58:31 AM
This just in: stupid people are more willing to give opportunities to people to whom they are attracted.
 
2011-11-14 02:59:20 AM
you are a puppet: You don't see any handsome homeless!

Actually, around here there are quite a few homeless who are, well I wouldn't call them handsome or pretty, but likely would clean up well.
 
2011-11-14 03:00:49 AM
thelordofcheese: This just in: stupid people are more willing to give opportunities to people to whom they are attracted.

Ugly people just be haters and jealous.
 
2011-11-14 03:00:55 AM
I'm beautiful.
 
2011-11-14 03:05:28 AM
 
2011-11-14 03:07:58 AM
Seriously. I'm one of those model type folk.
 
2011-11-14 03:08:31 AM
Look up the annual reports of some of the largest public companies. They often have pictures of board members and senior executives. One of the things you'll probably notice ( other than nearly everyone is white) is that there aren't very many good looking people. In fact, I'd say they're less attractive than the general population. A possible reason is that maybe a lot of them are old, but even among the younger ones, you don't see too many good looking people running companies. Are all the successful, productive, good looking people opting for self employment? Or is the author's conclusion bullshiat?
 
2011-11-14 03:09:44 AM
you are a puppet: You don't see any handsome homeless!

Probably true, however there's a "homeless" gal begging for change on the corner who probably gets asked to fondle a coin purse quite often.

By general fark standards, "mac truck with no brakes" would apply.
 
2011-11-14 03:11:37 AM
Megaton Suntan: you are a puppet: You don't see any handsome homeless!

Probably true, however there's a "homeless" gal begging for change on the corner who probably gets asked to fondle a coin purse quite often.

By general fark standards, "mac truck with no brakes" would apply.


We need to up the Fark standards.

HOT PEOPLE POST YOUR PICS
 
2011-11-14 03:14:27 AM
I'd comment in this thread, but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2011-11-14 03:18:32 AM
I am too "hot" for this thread.
 
2011-11-14 03:18:50 AM
Fine. I'll go first.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-14 03:24:46 AM
obvious tag broken?
 
2011-11-14 03:26:37 AM
logophile: obvious tag broken?
 
2011-11-14 03:36:53 AM
libranoelrose: Fine. I'll go first.

A ST:TNG romulan?
 
2011-11-14 03:40:57 AM
So how do you explain software engineering Mr Scientist!
 
2011-11-14 03:43:03 AM
img.karaoke-lyrics.net

I'm too *sexy* for this thread
 
2011-11-14 03:47:11 AM
jingks: libranoelrose: Fine. I'll go first.

A ST:TNG romulan?


What?
 
2011-11-14 03:48:10 AM
if only i had been born butiful
 
2011-11-14 03:53:26 AM
IT COULD BE WORSER
 
2011-11-14 03:57:12 AM
better-looking employees are more productive, leading to higher sales and potentially higher profit.

Beauty = sales = cash = prostitution, so? Is there anyone that reads fark that didn't know this?
Is this the only comparison? Could a beautiful machinist be more successful, more productive?
Or did we only look at sales folk . . .

I smell a rat

Never been cute or close to handsome so, I'm getting a kick . . .
 
2011-11-14 03:59:29 AM
libranoelrose: We need to up the Fark standards.

I've upped my standards. Up yours.

;)
 
2011-11-14 03:59:49 AM
colsblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-14 04:15:39 AM
Atomic Spunk: Look up the annual reports of some of the largest public companies. They often have pictures of board members and senior executives. One of the things you'll probably notice ( other than nearly everyone is white) is that there aren't very many good looking people. In fact, I'd say they're less attractive than the general population. A possible reason is that maybe a lot of them are old, but even among the younger ones, you don't see too many good looking people running companies. Are all the successful, productive, good looking people opting for self employment? Or is the author's conclusion bullshiat?

Maybe it only works until middle management. For senior management in a large company of course the first priority is that you have to be ruthless sociopath. I read a study once that concluded that executives tend to be taller than average though.

I believe that beautiful people are more successful; first of all people like to be around happy, confident, goodlooking people. If two people with equal qualifications apply for a job, the most beautiful person will get it without doubt.

Secondly, I think goodlooking people tend to be more confident and more happy, since they have been popular all their lives, and these qualities (being happy, confident and goodlooking) of course reinforce eachother.
 
2011-11-14 04:18:49 AM
Good looks open doors?

OMFG WTF GTFO!
 
2011-11-14 04:22:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-14 04:25:05 AM
My good looks got me a lead cashier position at walmart!

/only cause I had all my teeth
 
2011-11-14 05:04:04 AM
And it only took him 20 years to reach his conclusion.
 
2011-11-14 05:57:49 AM
leaderinme.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-14 06:39:29 AM
I'm very successful.

i184.photobucket.com

/sorry mr. peppers
 
2011-11-14 06:54:39 AM
libranoelrose: Megaton Suntan: you are a puppet: You don't see any handsome homeless!

Probably true, however there's a "homeless" gal begging for change on the corner who probably gets asked to fondle a coin purse quite often.

By general fark standards, "mac truck with no brakes" would apply.

We need to up the Fark standards.

HOT PEOPLE POST YOUR PICS


And if you don't want to post your pic, post a pic from the internets that looks as much like you as possible. Google Images might be a good place to start.

/Too busy.
 
2011-11-14 06:59:50 AM
... and won't be here to defend themselves.
 
2011-11-14 07:16:43 AM
PsiChi: libranoelrose: Megaton Suntan: you are a puppet: You don't see any handsome homeless!

Probably true, however there's a "homeless" gal begging for change on the corner who probably gets asked to fondle a coin purse quite often.

By general fark standards, "mac truck with no brakes" would apply.

We need to up the Fark standards.

HOT PEOPLE POST YOUR PICS

And if you don't want to post your pic, post a pic from the internets that looks as much like you as possible. Google Images might be a good place to start.

/Too busy.


alanjackson.jpg
 
2011-11-14 07:39:33 AM
FYI: before you post your pic, you're not attractive because your parents tell you that you are. You look like they do, what do expect them to say?

I normally tell blind dates that if they want to know what I look like to picture Tom Cruise, then to get that picture out of thier head because that's not me.
 
2011-11-14 07:44:41 AM
Bill Gates unavailable for comment.
 
2011-11-14 08:08:43 AM
colsblog.files.wordpress.com
www.sufficientscruples.com
 
2011-11-14 08:14:54 AM
jmadisonbiii: [colsblog.files.wordpress.com image 198x312]
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Well he certainly took on Herman's traits as he got older.
 
2011-11-14 08:24:42 AM
1) Be handsome.

2) Be attractive.

3) Don't be unattractive.

/oblig
//short on all 3 counts
 
2011-11-14 08:38:32 AM
I think the real trick is exuding confidence which usually comes easier for naturally beautiful people.
 
2011-11-14 09:03:23 AM
jingks: thelordofcheese: This just in: stupid people are more willing to give opportunities to people to whom they are attracted.

Ugly people just be haters and jealous.


Oh, know. I'm actually fairly attractive. The problem is it attracts stupid people. Not a fan of those.

/then there's that feeling of shame I get afterwards
 
2011-11-14 09:06:36 AM
So can I justify my employer paying for me to get a boob job on the grounds that it will make me more productive?
 
2011-11-14 09:15:22 AM
libranoelrose: Megaton Suntan: you are a puppet: You don't see any handsome homeless!

Probably true, however there's a "homeless" gal begging for change on the corner who probably gets asked to fondle a coin purse quite often.

By general fark standards, "mac truck with no brakes" would apply.

We need to up the Fark standards.

HOT PEOPLE POST YOUR PICS


Is that a more direct technique than BIE?
 
2011-11-14 09:32:04 AM
libranoelrose: Seriously. I'm one of those model type folk.

Red alert: This one needs attention STAT!!!

You actually sound fat and desperate.
 
2011-11-14 09:35:49 AM
Atomic Spunk: Look up the annual reports of some of the largest public companies. They often have pictures of board members and senior executives. One of the things you'll probably notice ( other than nearly everyone is white) is that there aren't very many good looking people. In fact, I'd say they're less attractive than the general population. A possible reason is that maybe a lot of them are old, but even among the younger ones, you don't see too many good looking people running companies. Are all the successful, productive, good looking people opting for self employment? Or is the author's conclusion bullshiat?

I think that being beautiful bolsters your success to a point. Let's say "upper middle management." At some stage, you hit the "people in power don't want to let someone better looking than them into the circle" phase, and I imagine your looks become something you actually have to overcome. However, just because you're not a senior VP or a board member doesn't mean you're not successful, does it?
 
2011-11-14 09:38:32 AM
There's something deeply flawed in the empiricism of this study. It's almost as if there's something on which the whole argument hinges that is dependent on some vague, arbitrary and relative factor.

Not quite certain what it might be though...
 
2011-11-14 09:42:25 AM
More annoying = beautiful?

If I go with how some farkers think of me... I'm absolutely gorgeous.



/actually if I go with what some women, especially my wife have said, I guess it's true
/off to the gym....hmm.. nah... feeling side effect from flu shot.
 
2011-11-14 09:45:05 AM
This guy thinks there's something to it:

The Brain-Beauty Connection (new window)
 
2011-11-14 09:48:25 AM
More re-productive? maybe.. More productive? NO WAY!!

/Ugly girls try harder
 
2011-11-14 10:13:49 AM
I'm ugly as shiat, be being all smrt makes up for it a little. Not that you would ever think I'm anything but shockingly retarded from reading what I say on Fark.
 
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