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(Daily Mail) Sick Guess what the Catholic Church's chief paedophile investigator was just arrested for. Go ahead...guess   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 205
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lordlight
2011-11-13 10:16:48 PM
It was obviously for research. Non-story.
 
Steve Zodiac [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:22:52 PM
Being a Second Mile counselor?
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:25:52 PM
jailed for 12 months

I see.
 
FarkingAussie [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:26:10 PM
I am Jacks complete lack of suprise?
 
CapnBlues [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:30:42 PM
was it software piracy?

he was using an unregistered copy of MATLAB?
 
Highroller48 [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:49:43 PM
I would have supported use of the Ironic tag, here, but then I got to wondering...


Is it still irony if you're not really all that surprised?

Seriously, if this was some fly-by night commune or a small time local independent church, there'd be cops with SWAT gear storming the place and hauling ever goddamned one of the leaders off to be someone's biatch for 10-20 years.

It's appalling that the RC hierarchy is able to hide behind the sheer size and international nature of itself while what is clearly a systemic and pervasive problem is never meaningfully addressed.

I wonder if Mehmet Ali Agca is looking for a hobby. After all, idle hands (and the Sacristy, it seems) are the Devil's playground.
 
reported [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:20:48 PM
Highroller48: I would have supported use of the Ironic tag, here, but then I got to wondering...

Best tag would be img1.fark.net
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:21:02 PM
Tax evasion?

Impersonating a Law Officer?

B&E on a liquor store?

Shop lifting at a dollar store?

Help a guy out here...
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2011-11-13 11:38:21 PM
Betting on football?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:42:01 PM
Putting a superfluous "a" in the word "pedophile"?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:44:41 PM
Patriots vs. Colts?

That's either going to be a Massacre, or the Colts will troll everyone.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:46:15 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Patriots vs. Colts?

That's either going to be a Massacre, or the Colts will troll everyone.

Always check which tab you're in before posting.

Maybe that's what he was arrested for... posting in the wrong thread.
 
bobbette
2011-11-13 11:50:22 PM
DUI while sh*tfaced on communion wine?
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 12:27:56 AM
Rogering the Duke of York with a prize winning leek?
 
Highroller48 [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 12:40:35 AM
SilentStrider: Rogering the Duke of York with a prize winning leek?

I did not receive any messages, and I definitely did not shoot this plump-breasted pigeon.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 12:52:50 AM
Spelling like an Englishman?
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-11-14 12:55:09 AM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Betting on football?

This is illegal??
 
ParaHandy
2011-11-14 12:55:42 AM
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
 
rocky_howard
2011-11-14 12:58:10 AM
FarkingAussie: I am Jacks complete lack of suprise?

Were you watching Fight Club today?

I've done it twice xD
 
EvilJordan
2011-11-14 12:59:05 AM
CapnBlues: was it software piracy?

he was using an unregistered copy of MATLAB?

haaaaaaaaa!

or should i say, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Get Lost
2011-11-14 12:59:24 AM
Well heres hoping he is put in to 'general population' in prison.

/Prisoners don't like pedophiles.
 
Franco
2011-11-14 01:00:06 AM
www.thebookoffreak.com
/shocking news folks.
 
ukexpat
2011-11-14 01:01:10 AM
Highroller48: I would have supported use of the Ironic tag, here, but then I got to wondering...


Is it still irony if you're not really all that surprised?

Seriously, if this was some fly-by night commune or a small time local independent church, there'd be cops with SWAT gear storming the place and hauling ever goddamned one of the leaders off to be someone's biatch for 10-20 years.

It's appalling that the RC hierarchy is able to hide behind the sheer size and international nature of itself while what is clearly a systemic and pervasive problem is never meaningfully addressed.

I wonder if Mehmet Ali Agca is looking for a hobby. After all, idle hands (and the Sacristy, it seems) are the Devil's playground.

This is organized crime, pure and simple. Where are the RICO prosecutions?
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 01:01:20 AM
Pulling that tag off the mattress?
 
phrawgh
2011-11-14 01:03:02 AM
But they do so many good things...
 
SquiggelyGrounders
2011-11-14 01:03:11 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
LincolnLogolas
2011-11-14 01:03:47 AM
To be fair, he IS English.
 
Dreadskull
2011-11-14 01:06:24 AM
At this rate finding any Catholics in charge of preventing child rape who aren't pedophiles, is going to be harder than finding an anti-homosexual Republican who hasn't been caught with a male prostitute.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2011-11-14 01:06:33 AM
CapnBlues: was it software piracy?

he was using an unregistered copy of MATLAB?

No, but I am.... not...not using an un-un-unregistered copy of MATLAB for my DSP class

I think
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 01:06:36 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Patriots vs. Colts?

I'm going with this one.
 
thelordofcheese
2011-11-14 01:07:21 AM
Unpaid taxes?
 
BolloxReader
2011-11-14 01:11:04 AM
Not just possessing... not just uploading... making images as well. Fan-farking-tastic job there, gents. Was he using the "it takes one to know one" method of investigating pedophiles?
 
thelordofcheese
2011-11-14 01:11:38 AM
Highroller48: I would have supported use of the Ironic tag, here, but then I got to wondering...


Is it still irony if you're not really all that surprised?

Seriously, if this was some fly-by night commune or a small time local independent church, there'd be cops with SWAT gear storming the place and hauling ever goddamned one of the leaders off to be someone's biatch for 10-20 years.

It's appalling that the RC hierarchy is able to hide behind the sheer size and international nature of itself while what is clearly a systemic and pervasive problem is never meaningfully addressed.

I wonder if Mehmet Ali Agca is looking for a hobby. After all, idle hands (and the Sacristy, it seems) are the Devil's playground.

Well, it wouldn't be ironic anyway sense that's not the definition of irony.
 
trappedspirit
2011-11-14 01:12:58 AM
Well, he had some disturbing bits.
 
Mambo Bananapatch
2011-11-14 01:14:42 AM
Enjoying the film Contact?
 
thenateman
2011-11-14 01:14:44 AM
This is what you get when the job description says "no sex."
 
MickCollins
2011-11-14 01:15:38 AM
Married father of 4. Guess PSU will have to wait 12 months for their new DB coach.
 
Disturbing Porn Choreographer
2011-11-14 01:17:04 AM
This is a non-story; he was just doing research on Jerry Sandusky.
 
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class
2011-11-14 01:17:22 AM
Enjoying paella?
 
Fecal Conservative
2011-11-14 01:18:05 AM
Jaywalking?


/NTTATWWT
 
CasperImproved
2011-11-14 01:18:40 AM
Assuming he actually believes in his faith... he can't hide his face from his maker.
 
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body
2011-11-14 01:20:40 AM

Some radio tard on KFI-640 was bemoaning the fact that catholic priests get a bum rap because there are only approximately 1.5% of them sexually abusing children.

When he first started giving the statistic, I figured it was going to be something like "one hundredth of one percent"... but 1.5% of them boinking children??? And that was acceptable to him. Typical apologetic catholic.

Any person who is still ignorant enough to give money to the catholic sexual predators is a supporter of pedophiles. That's pretty obvious.


www.godorscience.com
 
Nebulious
2011-11-14 01:22:09 AM
CapnBlues: he was using an unregistered copy of MATLAB?

Dude, Matlab is too important to pirate. You give Mathworks their money and then thank them for it.

If Matlab was a woman, I'd marry her.
 
clyph
2011-11-14 01:23:58 AM
thenateman: This is what you get when the job description says "no sex."

THIS

The Catholic priesthood self-selects for sexually dysfunctional people. The only thing that's surprising is that they don't have more problems than they do.
 
albuquerquehalsey
2011-11-14 01:24:02 AM
filmfanatic.org

"Suspects, always looking for suspects."
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 01:24:52 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Some radio tard on KFI-640 was bemoaning the fact that catholic priests get a bum rap because there are only approximately 1.5% of them sexually abusing children.

When he first started giving the statistic, I figured it was going to be something like "one hundredth of one percent"... but 1.5% of them boinking children??? And that was acceptable to him. Typical apologetic catholic.

Any person who is still ignorant enough to give money to the catholic sexual predators is a supporter of pedophiles. That's pretty obvious.


[www.godorscience.com image 315x544]

That's a commercial I'd like to see. Something on the order of those stupid "If you've ever smoked marijuana, you helped fund international terrorism" commercials from just after 9/11, except telling people that supporting the catholic church funds kiddy diddling.

Plus, there's actual evidence of priests and kiddy diddling.
 
Daraymann
2011-11-14 01:28:19 AM
Being black?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 01:29:09 AM
Daraymann: Being black?

That's only illegal after dark, and on weekends.

However, it's only a misdemeanor.
 
The All-Powerful Atheismo
2011-11-14 01:29:47 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Daraymann: Being black?

That's only illegal after dark, and on weekends.

However, it's only a misdemeanor.

In Oakland it's a death sentence.
 
CasperImproved
2011-11-14 01:30:15 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Some radio tard on KFI-640 was bemoaning the fact that catholic priests get a bum rap because there are only approximately 1.5% of them sexually abusing children.

When he first started giving the statistic, I figured it was going to be something like "one hundredth of one percent"... but 1.5% of them boinking children??? And that was acceptable to him. Typical apologetic catholic.

Any person who is still ignorant enough to give money to the catholic sexual predators is a supporter of pedophiles. That's pretty obvious.


[www.godorscience.com image 315x544]

I do fnd your direction on this topic offensive.... and I am an agnostic.

Do you honestly believe that most of those that serve their faith are pedophiles? I think it more likely that those in leadership positions that are corrupt or living rich are the bane of all the "regular" people everywhere. It's non-denominational to be a rich and entitled Di#!.

I wish the general populace that have positive beliefs did not have to see so many reasons to not believe.
 
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