Doesn't anyone read!!! All these pictures in this last post are just butt shots, not a starfish amongst them. It's not a starfish unless the crinle around the hole is showing ( thus the starfish )

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Ooops.

I swear I thought it was okay to use someone else's info, or my name isn't Orville Reddenbacher!

Yep. Apparently the Deseret News has great standards.

They laid off a bunch of reporters, then invited "the public" to submit stories. The best part of the whole thing is that "Burwash" interviewed the mayor and got lots of quotes. "I was a great source" he said.

Says a lot about the state of journalism today.

Having said that, no one has found a single misrepresentation in the stories, other than the name of the "reporter." Apparently, "Burwash" never misquoted himself.

The amusing thing is the newspaper fired reporters and replaced them with freelance journalists, then got all butthurt when one misrepresented himself. Presumably because it could make the paper look bad.

"I said `here's a good looking man' and pulled his photo off it," Winder said. "I feel horrible about it now.

yeah. Well, REPUBLICAN mayor Winder, this may not be the last time we see you on Fark. Just sayin.

/"Milk With The Mayor" as advertised on your website does sound pleasant though

mama's_tasty_foods: /"Milk With The Mayor" as advertised on your website does sound pleasant though

Depends. Is that as a verb or noun?

Came in for Gordie Howe.

Leaving satisfied.