You're no Darth Vader, and everyone knows it.

How long until they start detecting F-16's?

Well played, Subby

Powerful he has become, the dark side I sense in him.

Who did what, now?

In America Symantec makes a terrible anti-virus that slows down your computer like no other, in Iran they make sure they can still have a nuclear program? WTF

"Iran says has detected Duqu computer virus"

Who doesn't check the title of an article?

I think it's a typo.

'D' and 'F' are right next to each other on the keyboard.

Are you positive they didn't just Photoshop the antivirus scan result?

Mike_LowELL: People don't want viruses named after hungry old Greek broads! They want names like 'Mustang' and 'Cheetah'! Vicious animal names!

How about "chupa-thingy"?

I'm just waiting for the Agent Smith virus.

Actually - Lee was an OSS operative during WWII. His missions are still mostly classified. He one corrected a director by explaining exactly what a man sounds like when he dies after being knifed in the back. Duqu is the sort of thing he'd get up to I suspect.

/LOTR was the most elaborate cover story in history

Mike_LowELL: Gyrfalcon: Howcome hackers can't come up with really awesome names for their viruses? Like "Ultimate Killer Death Star Laser Beam" virus? Or "I'm here to melt down your nuclear reactor core and there's nothing you can do about it!" virus?

Come on, geeks, you're disappointing me.

People don't want viruses named after hungry old Greek broads! They want names like 'Mustang' and 'Cheetah'! Vicious animal names!

Like "Puma."

/Or "Chupathingy."

In response, Obama plans to start bombing Zambia.

Somacandra: Oznog: You're no Darth Vader, and everyone knows it.

That's because he's Darth Tyrannus and everyone knows that?

And Saruman. And Scaramanga. And Dracula. At this point, he can defeat his enemies merely by handing them a copy of his resume.

urger: Actually - Lee was an OSS operative during WWII. His missions are still mostly classified. He one corrected a director by explaining exactly what a man sounds like when he dies after being knifed in the back. Duqu is the sort of thing he'd get up to I suspect.

/LOTR was the most elaborate cover story in history

Actually, he spent WWII with the R.A.F., and maybe the S.O.E.

NOT the O.S.S.

Dick_Hertz: urger: Actually - Lee was an OSS operative during WWII. His missions are still mostly classified. He one corrected a director by explaining exactly what a man sounds like when he dies after being knifed in the back. Duqu is the sort of thing he'd get up to I suspect.

/LOTR was the most elaborate cover story in history

Actually, he spent WWII with the R.A.F., and maybe the S.O.E.

NOT the O.S.S.

Sony Online Entertainment? the man truly IS evil.

Nem Wan: Somacandra: Oznog: You're no Darth Vader, and everyone knows it.

That's because he's Darth Tyrannus and everyone knows that?

And Saruman. And Scaramanga. And Dracula. At this point, he can defeat his enemies merely by handing them a copy of his resume.

Having just read Christopher Lee's IMDB bio, He is the Dos Equis guy's father.

I can't wait until we bomb the hell out of this country. God knows they deserve it.

But we probably won't. Oh well.

darkedgefan: I can't wait until we bomb the hell out of this country. God knows they deserve it.

But we probably won't. Oh well.

It's this kind of mentality that causes wars.

Yes, because I'm sure every Iranian in the country would deserve it. Don't forget that America isn't very popular either on the global stage, and with good reason.

Every country is at fault with itself, so lets start by pointing the finger at ourselves and cleaning up our own mess, perhaps we might even serve as an example to others in the process.

blacksharpiemarker: darkedgefan: I can't wait until we bomb the hell out of this country. God knows they deserve it.

But we probably won't. Oh well.

It's this kind of mentality that causes wars.

Yes, because I'm sure every Iranian in the country would deserve it. Don't forget that America isn't very popular either on the global stage, and with good reason.

Every country is at fault with itself, so lets start by pointing the finger at ourselves and cleaning up our own mess, perhaps we might even serve as an example to others in the process.

Aww; can't we just replace logical scrutiny and reasoned action with nationalistic jingoism? That seems like way less effort...

Thanks a lot for blabbing, Symantec. And also thanks for taking up 330 MB of memory with ccsvchst.exe. I guess they're just jealous that anyone else can develop a resource-hogging, intrusive pig of program, all horning in on their action.

sixtyten: Thanks a lot for blabbing, Symantec. And also thanks for taking up 330 MB of memory with ccsvchst.exe. I guess they're just jealous that anyone else can develop a resource-hogging, intrusive pig of program, all horning in on their action.

Yeah, WTF on the Symantec aspect of this?

Why does Israel hate Iran so much that Israel is willing to nuke Iran with U.S. nukes that Israel already has, in order to commit genocide against the Iranian people.

/Don't forget that nuclear fallout from Israel bombing Iran will hit the U.S. a few days later, depending on global air currents.
//You know who else wanted to eliminate a peoples many decades ago....... Don't repeat history. Either of you.

Am I a bigger geek for instantly getting the Dooku reference...or for being unable to avoid hopping on my grammar snob high horse to point out the headline typo?

We should just tell them to delete Sys32.exe and it will fix everything



/problem Dinnerjacket?

Somewhere among the Star Wars universe's royal families, I'm sure there must be a Duke Countoo.

Get Lost: Why does Israel hate Iran so much that Israel is willing to nuke Iran with U.S. nukes that Israel already has, in order to commit genocide against the Iranian people.

History books are your friend. Read them, love them, and don't ask questions that make you look like a four year old.

Mike_LowELL: Gyrfalcon: Howcome hackers can't come up with really awesome names for their viruses? Like "Ultimate Killer Death Star Laser Beam" virus? Or "I'm here to melt down your nuclear reactor core and there's nothing you can do about it!" virus?

Come on, geeks, you're disappointing me.

People don't want viruses named after hungry old Greek broads! They want names like 'Mustang' and 'Cheetah'! Vicious animal names!

Or the mongooses! The Fighting Mongooses!

Oldiron_79: Nem Wan: Somacandra: Oznog: You're no Darth Vader, and everyone knows it.

That's because he's Darth Tyrannus and everyone knows that?

And Saruman. And Scaramanga. And Dracula. At this point, he can defeat his enemies merely by handing them a copy of his resume.

Having just read Christopher Lee's IMDB bio, He is the Dos Equis guy's father.

So the Dos Equis guy got his title of nobility from being the heir to Lord Summerisle? (Lee once said that was his favorite role... and I sure love it)

Why do Americans pronounce 'u' as 'oo' ?
'u' should be pronounced 'you' in most cases.
Duke shouldn't sound like 'dook', it should be more like 'dyook'.
Guess that's why you all laugh at Pujol's name.

Whoops, meant 'Pujols'"

chookbillion: Why do Americans pronounce 'u' as 'oo' ?
'u' should be pronounced 'you' in most cases.
Duke shouldn't sound like 'dook', it should be more like 'dyook'.
Guess that's why you all laugh at Pujol's name.

So how is the word "you" pronounced? Yo-you?

chookbillion: Why do Americans pronounce 'u' as 'oo' ?
'u' should be pronounced 'you' in most cases.
Duke shouldn't sound like 'dook', it should be more like 'dyook'.
Guess that's why you all laugh at Pujol's name.

For the same reason you are Chookbillion not Chukbillion?

Next up for fools: Leftenant

Gyrfalcon: Howcome hackers can't come up with really awesome names for their viruses? Like "Ultimate Killer Death Star Laser Beam" virus? Or "I'm here to melt down your nuclear reactor core and there's nothing you can do about it!" virus?

Come on, geeks, you're disappointing me.

All of their creativity goes into creating l33t hax0r handles to use when they publicly announce their acts via defacement, because everyone knows the first thing you do when you have access you're not supposed to have is announce it to the world and put up phallic symbols.

urger: Actually - Lee was an OSS operative during WWII. His missions are still mostly classified. He one corrected a director by explaining exactly what a man sounds like when he dies after being knifed in the back. Duqu is the sort of thing he'd get up to I suspect.

/LOTR was the most elaborate cover story in history

I also like the tale about Lee being interviewed and the interviewer kept pressing on the issue of what exactly Lee "did" during WWII.

Lee: "Can you keep a secret?"
Interviewer: "Yes!" (no doubt said expectantly)
Lee: "So can I."
End of interview

urger: Actually - Lee was an OSS operative during WWII. His missions are still mostly classified. He one corrected a director by explaining exactly what a man sounds like when he dies after being knifed in the back. Duqu is the sort of thing he'd get up to I suspect.

/LOTR was the most elaborate cover story in history
Christopher Lee was, is, and will always be for yrs trly the ultimate badass villain. Badass in real life and badass on screen. His Dracula would make those whiny, angsty Twilight vampires run squealing to their closets where they'd hide with Mister Flopears, their fluffy bunny toy, until The Bad Man went away.