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(Yahoo) Dumbass When making up a story for police about how your toddler went missing; make sure it's not exactly like the plot of a "Law and Order" episode. Particularly not the one that aired the night before your baby went "missing"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 77
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2011-11-13 07:48:05 PM
*DUMB DUMB*
 
2011-11-13 08:08:28 PM
I've said from the first: this mother makes Casey Anthony look credible.
 
2011-11-13 08:09:34 PM
If they were smart, they wouldn't be CRIMINALS.
 
2011-11-13 08:09:45 PM
Looks like, someone won't be watching tonight's episode...DUMB! DUMB!
 
2011-11-13 08:14:44 PM
Which Law & Order? What episode? This is important...
 
2011-11-13 08:15:04 PM
TOT MOM..


/oh, and "Sky"?
//Really?
 
2011-11-13 08:15:40 PM
I'm looking forward to the Law and Order Episode about someone who uses the plot of a Law and Order Episode to attempt to cover up their crime.
 
2011-11-13 08:18:28 PM
vudukungfu: TOT MOM..


/oh, and "Sky"?
//Really?


I'm only giving them a pass on the name because he is Native American. Plus, it beats TwoDogsFarking.
 
2011-11-13 08:19:21 PM
Anyone else think the kid looks just like Caylee Anthony with short hair?
 
2011-11-13 08:24:10 PM
Raydr: I'm looking forward to the Law and Order Episode about someone who uses the plot of a Law and Order Episode to attempt to cover up their crime.

There was a Criminal Intent where the suspects got their murder plot from a soap opera...
 
2011-11-13 08:24:13 PM
WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR LIKE THAT?! WTF?! *rage!!!*
 
2011-11-13 08:26:37 PM
"Julia Biryukova, mother of the missing child, has declined to take a polygraph test."

It amazes me there are still people that not only think polygraph tests work, but act like refusing to take one is a sign of being guilty.
 
2011-11-13 08:26:43 PM
namegoeshere: vudukungfu: TOT MOM..


/oh, and "Sky"?
//Really?

I'm only giving them a pass on the name because he is Native American. Plus, it beats TwoDogsFarking.


But not by much
 
2011-11-13 08:27:39 PM
irishdncr83: WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR LIKE THAT?! WTF?! *rage!!!*

People who are covering up the death of that child?

The car was not out of gas. It started right up just fine.
 
2011-11-13 08:30:21 PM
namegoeshere: irishdncr83: WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR LIKE THAT?! WTF?! *rage!!!*

People who are covering up the death of that child?

The car was not out of gas. It started right up just fine.


This is the first that I'm hearing about this story. Is there evidence to support that the kid might be dead? The article says the parents are currently in a custody battle so it seems more likely that she's got the kid stashed somewhere.
 
2011-11-13 08:33:05 PM
pottie: namegoeshere: vudukungfu: TOT MOM..


/oh, and "Sky"?
//Really?

I'm only giving them a pass on the name because he is Native American. Plus, it beats TwoDogsFarking.

But not by much


Wrong kind of Indian.

assets.nydailynews.com


Dad is of Indian (South Asian) descent, Mom is Russian. (Internet bride?)
 
2011-11-13 08:35:29 PM
marfar: "Julia Biryukova, mother of the missing child, has declined to take a polygraph test."

It amazes me there are still people that not only think polygraph tests work, but act like refusing to take one is a sign of being guilty.


"To be quite honest, that looks suspicious and we're puzzled by that," said Johnson.

farking pigs disgust me. You'd have to be a fool to agree to a polygraph, and the cops are idiots for using them, they should be banned outright for investigative purposes. Nevertheless, this chick couldn't look more guilty.
 
2011-11-13 08:39:04 PM
louiedog: namegoeshere: irishdncr83: WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR LIKE THAT?! WTF?! *rage!!!*

People who are covering up the death of that child?

The car was not out of gas. It started right up just fine.

This is the first that I'm hearing about this story. Is there evidence to support that the kid might be dead? The article says the parents are currently in a custody battle so it seems more likely that she's got the kid stashed somewhere.


I really hope that's the case
.
 
2011-11-13 08:39:55 PM
louiedog: namegoeshere: irishdncr83: WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR LIKE THAT?! WTF?! *rage!!!*

People who are covering up the death of that child?

The car was not out of gas. It started right up just fine.

This is the first that I'm hearing about this story. Is there evidence to support that the kid might be dead? The article says the parents are currently in a custody battle so it seems more likely that she's got the kid stashed somewhere is a total nutjob who would rather kill the kid than allow the child to live a happy life with the other parent.


Fixed that for you, champ. She's not gonna sleep with you.
 
2011-11-13 08:48:51 PM
Dr. Speed: louiedog: namegoeshere: irishdncr83: WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR LIKE THAT?! WTF?! *rage!!!*

People who are covering up the death of that child?

The car was not out of gas. It started right up just fine.

This is the first that I'm hearing about this story. Is there evidence to support that the kid might be dead? The article says the parents are currently in a custody battle so it seems more likely that she's got the kid stashed somewhere is a total nutjob who would rather kill the kid than allow the child to live a happy life with the other parent.

Fixed that for you, champ. She's not gonna sleep with you.


I understand the "she's not gonna sleep with you" gag but not why it's used here. Is it an ironic usage? I can't tell if you have a mustache, plaid shirt, and chunky glasses.
 
2011-11-13 08:52:12 PM
I live in Seattle and have been seeing this story all over the news for a few days. The whole thing looks shady as hell but I have to say that if I were in a situation like that, I would never, ever want to take a polygraph no matter how innocent I was. Those things are so unreliable it's a joke. Refusing to take a polygraph is probably the only area where the mother has behaved reasonably. The thing that makes me think the child might still be alive is that the four-year-old daughter was also in the car and walked with her mother to the gas station. If the toddler had never been in the car in the first place, there is no way the four-year-old would not have revealed that fact by now. Four-year-olds are horrible liars and expecting one to stick to a story concocted by someone else -- that wouldn't fly for more than about ten minutes. I'm inclined to think the toddler really was in the car and the mom arranged for someone else to come along and pick him up after she and the daughter had left.
 
2011-11-13 08:57:04 PM
kokomo61: pottie: namegoeshere: vudukungfu: TOT MOM..


/oh, and "Sky"?
//Really?

I'm only giving them a pass on the name because he is Native American. Plus, it beats TwoDogsFarking.

But not by much

Wrong kind of Indian.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 240x257]


Dad is of Indian (South Asian) descent, Mom is Russian. (Internet bride?)


There is some confusion on that.

This source has him Native American. (new window)
 
2011-11-13 08:57:36 PM
namegoeshere: vudukungfu: TOT MOM..


/oh, and "Sky"?
//Really?

I'm only giving them a pass on the name because he is Native American. Plus, it beats TwoDogsFarking.


My daughter's name is Brenna Sky. We use Brenna.

Also, with a good polygrapher, a polygraph test can be incredibly useful as an investigative tool.
 
2011-11-13 08:58:06 PM
louiedog: Dr. Speed: louiedog: namegoeshere: irishdncr83: WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR LIKE THAT?! WTF?! *rage!!!*

People who are covering up the death of that child?

The car was not out of gas. It started right up just fine.

This is the first that I'm hearing about this story. Is there evidence to support that the kid might be dead? The article says the parents are currently in a custody battle so it seems more likely that she's got the kid stashed somewhere is a total nutjob who would rather kill the kid than allow the child to live a happy life with the other parent.

Fixed that for you, champ. She's not gonna sleep with you.

I understand the "she's not gonna sleep with you" gag but not why it's used here. Is it an ironic usage? I can't tell if you have a mustache, plaid shirt, and chunky glasses.


I'm wearing a mustache, plaid shirt, and chunky glasses right now, so I'm really getting a kick . . .
 
2011-11-13 09:00:21 PM
RenownedCurator: I live in Seattle and have been seeing this story all over the news for a few days. The whole thing looks shady as hell but I have to say that if I were in a situation like that, I would never, ever want to take a polygraph no matter how innocent I was. Those things are so unreliable it's a joke. Refusing to take a polygraph is probably the only area where the mother has behaved reasonably. The thing that makes me think the child might still be alive is that the four-year-old daughter was also in the car and walked with her mother to the gas station. If the toddler had never been in the car in the first place, there is no way the four-year-old would not have revealed that fact by now. Four-year-olds are horrible liars and expecting one to stick to a story concocted by someone else -- that wouldn't fly for more than about ten minutes. I'm inclined to think the toddler really was in the car and the mom arranged for someone else to come along and pick him up after she and the daughter had left.

Sissy saw him in the car in a blanket, but she wouldn't be able to tell the difference between sleeping and dead. Mom would need help if that was the case, but it's possible.

/hope I'm wrong
 
2011-11-13 09:02:48 PM
Paris1127,Which Law & Order? What episode? This is important...

The one where I think a body is found suddently. Then this old smartass wise-guy cop cracks dry humor. Then the police find evidence that is later dismissed as not allowed to be used. Maybe an attractive female DA acts concerned that the defense has a point. But Jack McCoy does not care.

That one.
 
2011-11-13 09:24:10 PM
namegoeshere: I'm only giving them a pass on the name because he is Native American. Plus, it beats TwoDogsFarking.

There's this country called India. It's near China.

I can see how you would miss it, though. It's totally tiny.
 
2011-11-13 09:26:46 PM
namegoeshere: There is some confusion on that.

This source has him Native American. (new window)


His name is Biryukova. That's not rocket science.
 
2011-11-13 09:27:37 PM
I guess you might say that after the family saw the episode, the child was quite... taken.

static.tvguide.com

/ Or is that different? I don't watch these shows.
 
2011-11-13 09:28:00 PM
kellynoel: namegoeshere: There is some confusion on that.

This source has him Native American. (new window)

His name is Biryukova. That's not rocket science.


Um... that's Mom's name. His is Metalwala.
 
2011-11-13 09:28:40 PM
The mother lives in my apartment complex, so I was really getting a kick out of the...news helicopters hovering overhead a couple of times a day right before news broadcasts. Almost as much of a kick as getting woken up by the FBI knocking at my door. That was wild. I sleep with a bite guard and only realized I was lisping my answers about halfway through. I wasn't quite awake. Mercifully, I'd never seen the broad nor the kid.

I think I closed by saying something like, "Sorry, wish I could help," and then sleepily closing the door in the nice FBI man's face. Sorry Mr. Agent. I hope I'm not uninvited from the annual All-FBI Clam Bake and Ball.
 
2011-11-13 09:31:13 PM
fracas: The mother lives in my apartment complex, so I was really getting a kick out of the...news helicopters hovering overhead a couple of times a day right before news broadcasts. Almost as much of a kick as getting woken up by the FBI knocking at my door. That was wild. I sleep with a bite guard and only realized I was lisping my answers about halfway through. I wasn't quite awake. Mercifully, I'd never seen the broad nor the kid.

I think I closed by saying something like, "Sorry, wish I could help," and then sleepily closing the door in the nice FBI man's face. Sorry Mr. Agent. I hope I'm not uninvited from the annual All-FBI Clam Bake and Ball.


Do you have any inside info?
 
2011-11-13 09:31:27 PM
look on her Facebook page she has 140 pictures of her 4 year old daughter none of the 2 year old.
 
2011-11-13 09:32:13 PM
namegoeshere: Um... that's Mom's name. His is Metalwala.

Right you are! I'm going to go sign up for reading classes.
 
2011-11-13 09:32:52 PM
hikerrob: look on her Facebook page she has 140 pictures of her 4 year old daughter none of the 2 year old.

I wonder if they have the same dad?
 
2011-11-13 09:35:06 PM
Paris1127: Which Law & Order? What episode? This is important...

this one I think (new window)
 
2011-11-13 09:36:19 PM
I miss Elliot. :(
 
2011-11-13 09:42:07 PM
namegoeshere: fracas: The mother lives in my apartment complex, so I was really getting a kick out of the...news helicopters hovering overhead a couple of times a day right before news broadcasts. Almost as much of a kick as getting woken up by the FBI knocking at my door. That was wild. I sleep with a bite guard and only realized I was lisping my answers about halfway through. I wasn't quite awake. Mercifully, I'd never seen the broad nor the kid.

I think I closed by saying something like, "Sorry, wish I could help," and then sleepily closing the door in the nice FBI man's face. Sorry Mr. Agent. I hope I'm not uninvited from the annual All-FBI Clam Bake and Ball.

Do you have any inside info?


Mercifully, no. I went out late one night, apparently the night it all went down, to get some groceries and there was a news van in front of the complex. I'd already heard the choppers and mistaken them for police helicopters. (I lived on a hill above a more, errr, exciting neighborhood as a child. Copper choppers with lights were not uncommon back then.) This all seemed a little weird for Redmond.

Anyhow, I asked one of the crew what was going on and he just gave me the basic rundown: kid missing, mom lives here, and some other stuff I can't recall. They'd already completed their broadcast and were tearing down, I think.

/Not even a CSB. I know.
//Well, except that I'm bad-ass enough, when groggy, to close the door on the FBI.
 
2011-11-13 09:43:14 PM
How is babby stolen..... They need to do way instain mother, who hide thier babbys because these babby can't frith back ....it was on the news this mroing a mother in car who hid her babby, I know she hid him lots....
 
2011-11-13 09:47:00 PM
While I agree her story is less than credible, not agreeing to a polygraph is NOT an admission of guilt. I don't think I would ever agree to one.
 
2011-11-13 09:49:23 PM
Is it just me, or are all these biatches running around gas stations telling me their car ran out of gas and could I give them a few dollars.

I hate this, because it would be nice to believe that someone asking for help actually is someone in need of help, not just a scammer.
 
2011-11-13 10:04:16 PM
If the father has court-ordered supervised visits, perhaps he was abusing the children and the mother made the baby go "missing" to protect him from his father. That's what I gathered from the article. The family courts are notorious for letting things slip through the cracks. Perhaps the father threatened the mother or the child and she was trying to protect him from the dad.
 
2011-11-13 10:14:42 PM
namegoeshere:

This source has him Native American. (new window)


That source is incorrect.

And his father is actually Pakistani, not Indian as initially reported.
 
2011-11-13 10:19:01 PM
irishdncr83: WHO LEAVES THEIR CHILD IN THE CAR LIKE THAT?! WTF?! *rage!!!*

I seriously doubt she actually left the child in the car. Something else happened...he wandered off while she was high/drunk/sleeping or he was (possibly unintentionally/accidently) killed and she took the TV plot to try and explain his absence.

They'll ask the four year old and she can probably tell him whether he wasn't in that car then.
 
2011-11-13 10:20:21 PM
HillshirefarmsGOMEAT: If the father has court-ordered supervised visits, perhaps he was abusing the children and the mother made the baby go "missing" to protect him from his father. That's what I gathered from the article. The family courts are notorious for letting things slip through the cracks. Perhaps the father threatened the mother or the child and she was trying to protect him from the dad.

If she already has one neuroatypicality (OCD, which can be neurologically based) it's also possible she has another disorder that was never diagnosed, like schizophrenia. My first thought was 'crazy mommy', though the limited and supervised visits do raise suspicions about daddy, too.
 
2011-11-13 10:28:21 PM
Now what was that episode of some crime show where the detective manipulated the polygraph to make the perp confess?

/Polygraph: A tool used and mandated by morans, to waste the publics time.
//If G.W. was still president, this woman would of already been brought out to the town square and flogged until she confessed.
///And if Bachmann was president, the mother would of been strapped to a pole and dipped in the pond to prove she was not a duck.
 
2011-11-13 10:28:44 PM
PsiChick: HillshirefarmsGOMEAT: If the father has court-ordered supervised visits, perhaps he was abusing the children and the mother made the baby go "missing" to protect him from his father. That's what I gathered from the article. The family courts are notorious for letting things slip through the cracks. Perhaps the father threatened the mother or the child and she was trying to protect him from the dad.

If she already has one neuroatypicality (OCD, which can be neurologically based) it's also possible she has another disorder that was never diagnosed, like schizophrenia. My first thought was 'crazy mommy', though the limited and supervised visits do raise suspicions about daddy, too.


Not really.

Mommy lies, and has her parents and friends lie for her, and Daddy winds up looking like a scumbag, even if he's Albert Schweitzer.

No one ever questions whether what the Mommy says is the truth. Women just don't lie.
 
2011-11-13 10:31:25 PM
Wow, everyone here is getting really worked up over a minor copyright violation.
 
2011-11-13 10:33:57 PM
octopied:I seriously doubt she actually left the child in the car.
...
They'll ask the four year old and she can probably tell him whether he wasn't in that car then.


Yeah, the police have pretty much said she's lying. "Her story doesn't add up" is how they're phrasing it. And she's lawyered up and isn't talking.

As for the sister, police already interviewed her but weren't able to get any useful information.

Another interesting facet of this story is that no one saw the boy for the last two weeks before his disappearance, other than the mother and the sister.
 
2011-11-13 10:39:03 PM
FirstNationalBastard: PsiChick: HillshirefarmsGOMEAT: If the father has court-ordered supervised visits, perhaps he was abusing the children and the mother made the baby go "missing" to protect him from his father. That's what I gathered from the article. The family courts are notorious for letting things slip through the cracks. Perhaps the father threatened the mother or the child and she was trying to protect him from the dad.

If she already has one neuroatypicality (OCD, which can be neurologically based) it's also possible she has another disorder that was never diagnosed, like schizophrenia. My first thought was 'crazy mommy', though the limited and supervised visits do raise suspicions about daddy, too.

Not really.

Mommy lies, and has her parents and friends lie for her, and Daddy winds up looking like a scumbag, even if he's Albert Schweitzer.

No one ever questions whether what the Mommy says is the truth. Women just don't lie.


...Please go RTFA again...

/Look, it's one thing to worry about the woman lying and getting away with it. It's another thing to ignore when the police very politely say that they're COMPLETELY FARKING AWARE SHE'S LYING.
 
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