How is that a sackable offense for a Rugby player? I would have thought that was a Tuesday.

I don't always run into a bar naked and bleeding and then proceed to assault the bar patrons. But when I do, I always leave with at least five women.

Stay thirsty, my friends.

Even after he went to art school, I wouldn't have pegged Matt Saracen as that brand of weirdo.

Yep, that'll do it.

I have seen so many ways not to go through life on fark.

I think we have found the way to go through life.

steerforth: If Zac Guildford entered my bar naked and swinging, I too would run off with him.

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Phwaor.

Too young. I like my men at least old enough to shave.

whiterrabbit: Meh. Looks like a Twilight reject... Also, he has no neck. And girlie lips. and muppet hair. and can squat press a Microbus.

FTFY

steerforth: whiterrabbit: Meh. Looks like a Twilight reject... Also, he has no neck. And girlie lips. and muppet hair.


You farkers need to raise the standards a bit...unless you have a muppet fetish...

Let me introduce you to one of his team mates. What think ye of this fine lad?

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Yummy.

You'd think a country with .co.ck domains would make it to Fark much quicker, but apparently, they are pretty particular about registering domains there.

I guess this is his idea of "spoken word."

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Some people just have all the farkin' luck.

Five women waiting for his naked bum outside and I couldn't get laid in a Getting Laid Contest on a Get Laid Tuesday, whilest lying on a humungous pile of Krugerands with a big flashing sign that says "Free gold with every Bonk." Life just isn't fair to scheming little bastards like me. It's scheming little bastards like him who get all the gelt and the girls.

I wish I knew what he has that I don't, but the family newspapers won't print that. (new window)

Oh, crap, wrong coding. Suffice to say that it did not pass my notice that the coach was a Blackadder.

British sitcoms don't make this stuff up. Well, not much, any way. They tend to be written by people with good educations--not unlike The Simpsons with all of its Harvard grads, only with less math.

There really is a Blackadder family (in Scotland and Northern Ireland, etc.). Some of them definitely immigrated to Australia and New Zealand (possibly even as prisoners of HMTQ). There are even a few instances of Blackadders in the USA in the 1920s.

Black Adair might be a reasonable interpretation of the origin of the name. (Not to be confused with Red Adair, who is famous in the oil industry for putting out oil and gas well fires--did a fine job during the Gulf Wars putting out Kuwait.)

http://www.surnamedb.com/Surname/Blackadder

This is a famous 'Border Country' surname, and claimed by Scotland although with some English origins. The surname derives from the lands of Blackadder on the banks of the river Adder, in the county of Berwickshire. The origination lies in the Olde English words 'blaec' meaning 'black', but possibly in this context 'deep', plus 'adar'- 'winding' - a deep, winding, river. The surname is first recorded in the 15th century as shown below, and was apparently popular in Lanarkshire at one time. Before the end of the 15th century it had achieved considerable trust and hence status, with Adam de Blacathair being sent by the Scottish Parliament to guarantee safe conduct to the envoys of Princess Cecillia's dowry on its way to Edinburgh in 1477. In 1486 another member of the clan, Charles Blackater (so much for medieval spelling), was granted a safe conduct to pass into England, suggesting that the clan held some Scottish diplomatic position in the period after the end of the English 'War of the Roses'. Perhaps the earliest member of the clan to achieve international fame was Robert Blackader (also known as Blacader), Archbishop of Scotland, who died on pilgrimage to the Holy Land in 1508. John Blackadder, known as John the Elder, 1615 - 1686 was a famous divine, who never seemed to be on the right side. He was finally arrested and imprisoned on Bass Rock, where he died! His son, John the Younger, took to the military life, ultimately being appointed Governor of Stirling, where he died in 1729. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Blackadir de Eodem, which was dated 1426, in the annals of the earldom of March, during the reign of King James 1 of Scotland, 1406 - 1437. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling.

Read more: http://www.surnamedb.com/Surname/Blackadder#ixzz1dhB1TU2l