Hope he swung by Liquorville on his way.

For God's sakes, is there seriously nothing wrong with this guy? I mean, come on, there has to be something bad about him. One negative quality.

/besides being in Yogi Bear

NEWSFLASH!!! Justin Timberlake did something he said he'd do!

hurdboy: Twin 40s: For God's sakes, is there seriously nothing wrong with this guy? I mean, come on, there has to be something bad about him. One negative quality.

/besides being in Yogi Bear

Didn't he.....Britney Spears?

Well she was hot back then, so I'll give him that.

He finished his goal of sleeping with every a-list actress in Hollywood?
*clicks*...
Oh...

I remember he was on the daily show a year ago and Jon Stewart kept joking about how his Justin Timberlake's handlers handle EVERYTHING for him.

I think his handlers do a good job of taking care of him and his image. And whenever he has to speak publicly himself, he doesn't fark up.

Justin Timberlake has a ton more talent than Britney Spears but she could have remained America's darling if she didnt go all crazy n shiat. It probably really depends on who you have around you.

zulius: He finished his goal of sleeping with every a-list actress in Hollywood?
*clicks*...
Oh...

Yeah, but he probably had sex with every female Marine there to support the troops.
Unlike us with Iraq though, I doubt there was a withdrawal strategy.

Well, did he cum, or what?

You mean he took this opportunity to promote himself in a positive light which may cause tender hearted chicks to pony up the dough later to watch one of his movies? What a kind hearted man!

SphericalTime: TheManofPA: zulius: He finished his goal of sleeping with every a-list actress in Hollywood?
*clicks*...
Oh...

Yeah, but he probably had sex with every female Marine there to support the troops.
Unlike us with Iraq though, I doubt there was a withdrawal strategy.

Just the female ones? Sad.

I'm sure if you put a blindfold on him, he probably won't notice by Marine 52.

That coward David Lopan: You mean he took this opportunity to promote himself in a positive light which may cause tender hearted chicks to pony up the dough later to watch one of his movies? What a kind hearted man!

How dare he do something nice, that bastard!

ArtosRC: WHY CAN I NOT HATE THIS MAN?

Absolutely everything about his "music" and career are the exact opposite of what I find in any way tolerable, but damned if he doesn't take himself too seriously and act like a decent human being most of the time.

Here's what Mr. Timberlake had to say about the his date for the ball:

"I have to tell you, it's not every day that I meet a 23 year old girl and she's more worried about if I'm having fun or if I'm comfortable! It hit me all of a sudden that these were the type of people that look after us and our freedom... Humble, concerned for others before themselves... This was the type of person our Marine Corps was building. I was really blown away." (new window)

I made fun of Justin Timberlake just as hard as anyone makes fun of The Bieb. He's grown into a most interesting man.

Well, he heard something about Marines and balls and he jus... DAMNIT!!! I CANT DO IT EITHER!!!

Did he bring sexy back?

ArtosRC: WHY CAN I NOT HATE THIS MAN?

It is friggin' impossible to hate him.

Well fark you, Mr. Awesome! If I had a shiat ton of money I'd be cool, too.

He was great during his interview at the baseball All Star Game this summer when he mocked Joe Buck the entire time and Buck didn't know how to handle it. Just phenomenal to see someone go after that no-talent ass clown.

unicron702: ArtosRC: WHY CAN I NOT HATE THIS MAN?

It is friggin' impossible to hate him.

He's still rich, we can hate THAT, can't we?
Also, what is the male equivalent of sharp knees?

This is Fark, we can find something to hate no matter what. I believe in us.

femme_fatale: Did he bring sexy back?

Where did it go?

That's funny, when 99.99999999% of people in the world says they're going to do something mundane, then they do it, no one gives a crap. I'm sure he's busy and all, but is it really necessary to act as if he is the second coming of Jesus? You could probably find everyday people in your neighborhood who do extraordinary things all the time without the cameras and fanfare. You assholes sucking on Justin's nuts should be ashamed of yourselves.

femme_fatale: Did he bring sexy back?

I read that as 'did he bring sexy black'. Which...is more interesting to me.

Atomic Spunk: That's funny, when 99.99999999% of people in the world says they're going to do something mundane, then they do it, no one gives a crap. I'm sure he's busy and all, but is it really necessary to act as if he is the second coming of Jesus? You could probably find everyday people in your neighborhood who do extraordinary things all the time without the cameras and fanfare. You assholes sucking on Justin's nuts should be ashamed of yourselves.

Dude, take a couple pulls off the 'relax the fark now' pipe, instead of whatever you're smoking. Performers, actors, etc. are american Royalty, to a large extent; them even deigning to notice the peasants is interesting enough. Let alone setting up and going on a 'date' with one. This one has extra kitsch because she is a Marine. Sure, it's mostly a PR stunt, but in this day and age, when a man his age has everything (relatively infitine money, sex appeal, power flowing from both of those and lawyers to back it up) and chooses to be an actual stand up person? That's interesting. Most rich and famous people are, by all accounts, worthless shiatbag asshole deadbeats.

So either the guy is, shockingly, an actual nice guy (who happened to be enough of a A type personality to make a multimillion dollar lifestyle a reality), or he has really, really, really, good handlers. Either way it's interesting to me.

Atomic Spunk: That's funny, when 99.99999999% of people in the world says they're going to do something mundane, then they do it, no one gives a crap. I'm sure he's busy and all, but is it really necessary to act as if he is the second coming of Jesus? You could probably find everyday people in your neighborhood who do extraordinary things all the time without the cameras and fanfare. You assholes sucking on Justin's nuts should be ashamed of yourselves.

Awww......did J.T. not answer your YouTube request? It's ok. You'll get over it. It just takes time.

What, did he finally pay that person the $10 million for giving them Herpes?

/i keed, i keed...

you want ONE thing wrong with the guy?

how about a severe lack of talent or originality?

he's a puffball who could only succeed in Amerika
land of mediocrity.

Rev. Skarekroe: Nobody does anything that doesn't result in monetary profit.

This is a bad phrasing of what you mean, and what you mean is also wrong, not only by being absolute and limited to money but also in general concept.

lostinspace1978: cum

esus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

Lsherm: femme_fatale: Did he bring sexy back?

Where did it go?

No idea, be he TOTALLY told us he'd bring it back for a while there... not sure he ever made good.

RoosterCogburn: So, did Mila Kunis show up too? I recall seeing somewhere that she was backing out of it due to prior commitments?

She's going to a different event being held on the 18th of November.

DubyaHater: Atomic Spunk: That's funny, when 99.99999999% of people in the world says they're going to do something mundane, then they do it, no one gives a crap. I'm sure he's busy and all, but is it really necessary to act as if he is the second coming of Jesus? You could probably find everyday people in your neighborhood who do extraordinary things all the time without the cameras and fanfare. You assholes sucking on Justin's nuts should be ashamed of yourselves.

Awww......did J.T. not answer your YouTube request? It's ok. You'll get over it. It just takes time.

Excuse me sir, I think you may have some Timberlake pubes stuck in your teeth.

Twin 40s: For God's sakes, is there seriously nothing wrong with this guy? I mean, come on, there has to be something bad about him. One negative quality.

/besides being in Yogi Bear

And In Time.

Boyfriend dragged me to it, he has a total man-crush on Timberlake.

Looks like he really paid attention to his date, too.

I don't like the bring it on down to omletteville sketches.

hurdboy: Twin 40s: For God's sakes, is there seriously nothing wrong with this guy? I mean, come on, there has to be something bad about him. One negative quality.

/besides being in Yogi Bear

Didn't he.....Britney Spears?

Yeah and he had her when she was young and hot.

Smackledorfer: I don't like the bring it on down to omletteville sketches.

Thanks for your insightful and well-spoken thoughts in this discussion.

/At least your spelling's correct.

DundieAwardWinner: Smackledorfer: I don't like the bring it on down to omletteville sketches.

Thanks for your insightful and well-spoken thoughts in this discussion.

/At least your spelling's correct.

Oh, there were much worse additions to the thread than mine. People were saying there was nothing about him they could dislike. Well, that's my thing. I'd rather listen to N'sync than watch those sketches, though I know everyone else seems to love them.