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(The Times of India) Scary "3 cops jump off train to nab suspect, land in hospital." THAT is an impressive jump   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) divider line 16
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urban.derelict
2011-11-13 09:16:33 PM
F*ck pigs.

/enjoy bacon
//mmmm
///bacon
 
Abner Doon
2011-11-13 09:17:43 PM
urban.derelict: F*ck pigs.

/enjoy bacon

Eww.
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-11-13 09:19:21 PM
Silly pigs, you can't really fly.
 
trappedspirit
2011-11-13 09:19:40 PM
Only in India, my friend.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-11-13 09:39:57 PM
The Pune police?

Ready to snatch lawbreaking pussies.
 
rebelyell2006
2011-11-13 09:41:58 PM
It's not that impressive. The tracks were elevated at that point on the line, and they fell through a skylight.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 09:45:33 PM
rebelyell2006: It's not that impressive. The tracks were elevated at that point on the line, and they fell through a skylight.

If they'd been REALLY good, they would have caught the line holding up the Xmas decorations and rappelled down into the nurse's station, while making a bad pun about something or other.
 
Biser
2011-11-13 10:02:54 PM
Where in fark did they get these names?

Pune
Constable Phule
Head Constable Kokane

And it's not even "The Onion".
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:11:06 PM
 
Howlin Mad Murphy [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:39:00 PM
Did they charge the suspect with attempted murder due to their injuries?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:10:27 PM
Howlin Mad Murphy: Did they charge the suspect with attempted murder due to their injuries?

Lack of intent.

More like "reckless disregard for human life."
 
cyberspacedout
2011-11-14 12:07:35 AM
Biser: Where in fark did they get these names?

Pune
Constable Phule
Head Constable Kokane

And it's not even "The Onion".

Got 'em in India, I would assume based on the website. They all look funny in English, though.
 
urban.derelict
2011-11-14 12:23:11 AM
Abner Doon: Eww

F*ck pigs. I just had to dodge one picking up smokes from slevs. Saw the car in the lot when I pulled up. Purposely parked on the other side of the parking lot, behind a dairy delivery truck. He was at the register buying a can of Red Bull when I walked in. Even though I only needed smokes, I perused the candy bar aisle anyway to give him time to get the f*ck out of the lot.

He still hadn't by the time I walked back to my monster. I could have left and gone the other way, but I didn't know that until after I'd pulled out of the lot and turned left, where I saw him finally moving his pigmobile... toward the other exit to the street perpendicular to the one I'd just gotten onto; my light went green as he was pulling out and I made sure not to floor it as to not arouse suspicion.

And I'm glad he didn't put his lights on and drive through his red light to chase me down. I made the next right and then the next left, then the next right, then the next left... as I usually do.

Good thing they can't accelerate/decelerate and drive on sidewalks like motorcycles, and certainly not my 900.

The bike is legally mine and I have insurance and I wasn't wearing a helmet (half mile from my place to slevs) and while I legally am required to wear glasses/lenses to drive... I don't really need them. Of course he wouldn't give a sh*t about that, they'd charge me with whatever they could because they're f*cking power-tripping assholes.

/eye appt on Thursday after I get paid, then new glasses & contacts
//problem?
 
Trapper439 [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 12:33:26 AM
According to wikipedia, over 3500 people die on Mumbai's railway system every year. That's ten a day in just the one city. I don't think India has got to grips with railway safety at all, and these morans were no exception.

/Yes, I know this wasn't in Mumbai
//Link (new window)
 
RobSeace [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 09:08:05 AM
"My husband's a steeplejack. He was working on a church in the Bronx, St. Anslems, when he fell off and wound up in the Mayo Clinic. The doctor said it was a hell of a bounce!"
 
baronvonzipper
2011-11-14 11:46:35 AM
That'll do, pigs.
 
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