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(NYPost) Weird Nun steals from college to fund gambling addiction. Now THAT'S a bad habit   (nypost.com) divider line 19
More: Weird, Sister Marie Thornton, habits, addictions, funds, colleges, embezzlement  
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Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 07:30:07 PM
Gambling nun? Sounds like a really bad movie.

/oh, wait.
 
pottie
2011-11-13 07:35:07 PM
That's one homely man
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 07:36:05 PM
...gambling nun not sure how that bold nun got there.

/derp
 
Natas Nwaps
2011-11-13 07:38:27 PM
My parish priest was arrested for theft from the collection plate, only he spent the money on crack... (he could have at least shared during communion...)
 
johndalek
2011-11-13 07:39:31 PM
do you even realise what the nuns would have done to us if we ever did something like that back in grade school??
 
ad_rizzle
2011-11-13 07:43:08 PM
The money was only RESTING in her account.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 07:45:32 PM
Natas Nwaps: My parish priest was arrested for theft from the collection plate, only he spent the money on crack... (he could have at least shared during communion...)

Was it Father Rickety Cricket?

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enry
2011-11-13 07:52:02 PM
ad_rizzle: The money was only RESTING in her account.

^^^ This
 
LordOfThePings
2011-11-13 07:52:15 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

My father was a nun.
 
BalugaJoe
2011-11-13 07:52:45 PM
Was Father Ted involved?
 
numbone
2011-11-13 07:53:41 PM
She looks like a cross between Garry Shandling and a bulldog's butt.
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-11-13 07:58:29 PM
That was once a woman?
 
JonathanChance
2011-11-13 08:12:31 PM
Came for the Father Ted References, leaving satisfied.

NUNS!!!! NUNS!!! REVERSE!!! REVERSE!!!!
 
thebigfarker
2011-11-13 08:17:06 PM
At least no children were harmed in the raping of the church funds.

/Priests should take note.
 
krafty420 [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 08:32:43 PM
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Nuns have been known to steal in the past...
 
The Asshole Guy
2011-11-13 09:30:32 PM
So if you are a Nun that gambles and gets busted for stealing funds you are shunned for the rest of your life but if you are a Priest that molest boys you just get relocated.

Good thing I'm an atheist.
 
stuffy
2011-11-13 11:34:23 PM
Nun porn!
No?
Damn!
 
Munchlet24
2011-11-13 11:57:53 PM
My great aunt is a nun...she loves to play keno. Won 40k one day, and gave it right to the church.

I was so mad when she told me. I was in college and could have really used that donation!

/css
//still bitter, I never win shiat
 
ShowhermyO-face
2011-11-14 01:19:31 PM
BINGO
 
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