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(Some Guy) Dumbass Politician tells veterans group about getting injured in Iraq. And by "Iraq", he means the USA, and the "injury" was caused by hitting a cow with his car   (tuscolatoday.com) divider line 28
More: Dumbass, United States, Iraq, United States House Committee on Homeland Security, veterans, Damrow, Marc Jacobs  
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Fista-Phobia
2011-11-13 06:54:46 PM
www.motifake.com
 
xander450
2011-11-13 06:56:43 PM
The article failed to mention it, so I thought I'd clarify:

That's Republican State Rep. Kurt Damrow. That damned liberal media...

That is all.
 
Twin 40s
2011-11-13 07:10:11 PM
بقرة الله أكبر
 
Get Lost
2011-11-13 07:14:07 PM
It all in how you do the paper work Subby. When you hurt yourself in the mess hall, you write down "shell injury" and get a purple heart.

i.imgur.com
 
Dan the Schman
2011-11-13 07:26:48 PM
xander450: The article failed to mention it, so I thought I'd clarify:

That's Republican State Rep. Kurt Damrow. That damned liberal media...

That is all.

I was going to make a post predicting it was a Republican before clicking the article. "Interesting" that the article doesn't mention it, you'd think that would be relevant.
 
Fuggin Bizzy [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 07:27:30 PM
Don't hit a cow, man.

Cows on the roadway have ended many a promising military career.
 
JAYoung
2011-11-13 07:33:48 PM
Republicans are empowered by God to create their own reality, didn't you know?
 
tb tibbles
2011-11-13 07:35:03 PM
The reporter misheard. What I really said was "I was injured in a wreck."

/Spin intern, first year.
 
FuturePastNow
2011-11-13 07:35:39 PM
First thing I did:

Ctrl-F "republican"

0 found. Okay.

Ctrl-F "democrat"

0 found. Interesting.

*Googles*

Republican
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 07:39:01 PM
Hey, totalling a cow can destroy your pickup truck. It's also very expensive if you happen to hit two breeder bulls like my friend the CO did last year and saw his car and two dead cows send his insurance rates up.

He didn't get a Purple Heart out of it though.
 
Wyalt Derp
2011-11-13 07:40:11 PM
"Damrow was about to be sent to Iraq but he was injured when the vehicle he was driving hit a cow. The injuries he sustained kept him from going overseas and continuing to serve."

I hear it took him 17 attempts to hit that cow. They're more nimble than you think.
 
Gergesa
2011-11-13 07:41:31 PM
It was a terrorist cow that hated our freedoms and was trying to assassinate a freedom loving patriot.
 
aearra
2011-11-13 07:46:23 PM
roflol wyalt - excellent
 
gaspode
2011-11-13 08:02:10 PM
Driving your car into a cow is the new shooting yourself in the foot
 
oldebayer
2011-11-13 08:05:35 PM
Don't make light of this. One of my high school teachers ran into a cow and broke his leg.

Broke all four of the cow's legs. Was a while ago, cows didn't have airbags then.
 
Elmo Jones [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 08:24:01 PM
Dan the Schman: xander450: The article failed to mention it, so I thought I'd clarify:

That's Republican State Rep. Kurt Damrow. That damned liberal media...

That is all.

I was going to make a post predicting it was a Republican before clicking the article. "Interesting" that the article doesn't mention it, you'd think that would be relevant.

Damn that lieberal Mainstream MSM media!
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 08:31:39 PM
xander450: The article failed to mention it, so I thought I'd clarify:

That's Republican State Rep. Kurt Damrow. That damned liberal media...

That is all.

Dude - it was a Faux News article, uncomplimentary, and his party wasn't mentioned. You know what that means.
 
coeyagi
2011-11-13 08:34:51 PM
FuturePastNow: First thing I did:

Ctrl-F "republican"

0 found. Okay.

Ctrl-F "democrat"

0 found. Interesting.

*Googles*

Republican

C'mon, you know those local newspapers in Bumblefark USA are totally Soros-biased.
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 08:48:04 PM
jso2897: xander450: The article failed to mention it, so I thought I'd clarify:

That's Republican State Rep. Kurt Damrow. That damned liberal media...

That is all.

Dude - it was a Faux News article, uncomplimentary, and his party wasn't mentioned. You know what that means.

It means Fox is making progress. They didn't put a D after his name this time.
 
vudukungfu
2011-11-13 09:12:55 PM
Gergesa: It was a terrorist cow that hated our freedoms and was trying to assassinate a freedom loving patriot.

It *was* a MOO-slim.
 
Shocktopus
2011-11-13 09:24:32 PM
vudukungfu: Gergesa: It was a terrorist cow that hated our freedoms and was trying to assassinate a freedom loving patriot.

It *was* a MOO-slim.

That was so bad it blew out the other side and the debris landed on good.
 
Ed Willy
2011-11-13 10:15:38 PM
Here's more on this douche. He's so bad he got kicked out of the Republican Party in a county he represents (new window).

The reasons included in the resolution cite Damrow's previous campaign finance issues; inaccurate information being given to local party members regarding a Personal Protection Order Damrow had in 2009; Damrow using his position to garner support for his wife's parental visitation dispute, using his personal Facebook page, abusing the Huron Kids Facebook page and hosting a public rally as instruments in gaining the support; failing to obey state law and take timely responsibility for a No Proof of Insurance ticket the representative received earlier this year; and unfounded allegations Damrow made to the Michigan State Police against several Huron County persons.
 
I had Snu Snu
2011-11-13 11:00:45 PM
I'm sure Tuscolatoday.com has a huge bias either way, when you control the media in such an important and populated area of the state you can't help bit dip your fingers in sometimes
 
Ed Willy
2011-11-13 11:24:41 PM
I had Snu Snu: I'm sure Tuscolatoday.com has a huge bias either way, when you control the media in such an important and populated area of the state you can't help bit dip your fingers in sometimes

You've never been around the Tuscola and Huron counties, have you?
 
Philbb
2011-11-14 01:34:03 AM
Shocktopus: vudukungfu: Gergesa: It was a terrorist cow that hated our freedoms and was trying to assassinate a freedom loving patriot.

It *was* a MOO-slim.

That was so bad it blew out the other side and the debris landed on good.

I'm going to have to go with Shocktopus on this one. I loves me some bad jokes, but this one was so bad it reached out just that much more and became good.
 
You Cant Explain That [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 02:44:04 AM
Dan the Schman: xander450: The article failed to mention it, so I thought I'd clarify:

That's Republican State Rep. Kurt Damrow. That damned liberal media...

That is all.

I was going to make a post predicting it was a Republican before clicking the article. "Interesting" that the article doesn't mention it, you'd think that would be relevant.

His political party will be displayed when Fox news runs the story.

randomoverload.com

www.huffingtonpost.com
 
Dansker
2011-11-14 08:32:07 AM
Twin 40s: بقرة الله أكبر

No, that's India.
 
Tron78
2011-11-14 09:05:09 AM
Gergesa: It was a terrorist cow that hated our freedoms and was trying to assassinate a freedom loving patriot.

LOL well that explains that now. Damn Merican hating terrorist cows
 
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