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(Digital Spy) Obvious Cops sack naked man in nut tree   (digitalspy.com) divider line 18
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fjnorton [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 02:30:31 PM
I am shocked that alcohol was involved
 
TheOther
2011-11-13 06:12:18 PM
naked in a nut orchard

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/low-hanging fruit
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 06:19:36 PM
FTFA: The man told investigators that he had been out drinking with his friends the night before and had no idea how he ended up naked in a nut orchard.

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Creoena
2011-11-13 09:26:23 PM
What a nutjob
 
Petulant Dwarf
2011-11-13 09:29:33 PM
He was obviously searching for relatives...
 
namegoeshere
2011-11-13 09:37:32 PM
That took balls.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-11-13 09:37:47 PM
When they arrived in the early hours of Thursday morning, police captured the naked man in a Filbert orchard wearing only tennis shoes.

Boogity, Boogity
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique
 
medius [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 09:39:45 PM
they should give him the chair

/slats
 
Lifeless
2011-11-13 09:41:02 PM
Meanwhile, in Oregon...
 
missinglinks14
2011-11-13 09:42:01 PM
tea baggin
 
Smeggy Smurf
2011-11-13 09:46:03 PM
I submitted this with a better headline last week. Way to stay on top of things modmins
 
bestsportnascar
2011-11-13 09:48:29 PM
Probably trying to be camo, that's why he had his nuts out.
 
metametameta
2011-11-13 09:48:40 PM
I can see the naked bit, because, you know, who hasn't stolen a drunk's clothing, but how the hell do you get your passed out buddy up into a tree?
 
medius [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 09:51:38 PM
metametameta: how the hell do you get your passed out buddy up into a tree?

you sound like you ain't never seen an elephant fly

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some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:03:06 PM
medius: they should give him the chair

/slats

Hehee, now *that* made me laugh right out loud. Thank you.
 
puddleonfire
2011-11-13 10:29:25 PM
medius: they should give him the chair

/slats

--- CLASSIC!
 
SnarfVader [TotalFark]
2011-11-14 05:42:39 AM
Smeggy Smurf: I submitted this with a better headline last week. Way to stay on top of things modmins

I did too, but it sure takes balls to call out the modmins.
 
Jlop985
2011-11-14 05:45:53 AM
At least they didn't sack his nut castle.
 
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