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(Some Guy) Dumbass Kim Kardashian suing the man that called her wedding a sham. In other news, subby wonders if there has even been a class action collection of defendants before   (celebs.gather.com) divider line 48
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 08:50:32 AM
I bet if OJ knew that killing those people would eventually make this c-rag famous, he would have thought twice about doing it.


GO AWAY.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 09:14:07 AM
The wedding was tip top. It was the marriage that was the sham.

/wow
 
Skail
2011-11-13 09:30:41 AM
Mugato: I bet if OJ knew that killing those people would eventually make this c-rag famous, he would have thought twice about doing it.


GO AWAY.

I was not aware of this. Is that how these horrid imbeciles became famous? Because of OJ?
 
TheOther
2011-11-13 09:41:50 AM
'Kardashian' and 'class' in the same headline?

Fark you, submoron.
 
North_Central_Positronics [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 09:46:18 AM
Skail: I was not aware of this. Is that how these horrid imbeciles became famous? Because of OJ?

Robert Kardashian (their biological father) was one of OJ's Dream Team.

www.historyguy.com
 
North_Central_Positronics [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 09:48:10 AM
One of the lawyers on his Dream Team, to clarify.
 
jake_lex [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:08:48 AM
North_Central_Positronics: Skail: I was not aware of this. Is that how these horrid imbeciles became famous? Because of OJ?

Robert Kardashian (their biological father) was one of OJ's Dream Team.

[www.historyguy.com image 297x411]

Well, Robert Kardashian had been OJ's lawyer long before he killed his ex-wife and that waiter dude. He assembled the "Dream Team" after OJ was arrested, but I don't know how much skill that took. "Hey, let's just pay the most famous lawyers in the country a shiat-ton of money to confuse a jury."
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:22:20 AM
In other news, subby wonders if there has even been a class action collection of defendants before

It's called a "reverse class action." You sue everybody who insulted you. Or everybody who pirated your porn.
 
groppet
2011-11-13 10:26:37 AM
So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:34:20 AM
groppet: So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.

RTFA, idiots. She's suing him for violating a confidentiality agreement. This isn't some random Joe Blow getting sued for calling the wedding a sham as the headlines would have you believe.
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-11-13 10:35:17 AM
North_Central_Positronics: Skail: I was not aware of this. Is that how these horrid imbeciles became famous? Because of OJ?

Robert Kardashian (their biological father) was one of OJ's Dream Team.

[www.historyguy.com image 297x411]

Stripe from Gremlins?
 
FormlessOne
2011-11-13 10:42:00 AM
I'd get in line as a class action defendant.
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:42:15 AM
Wadda know - an attention whore suing an attention whore.

Hopefully this will cause an implosion in the space time continuum causing a rip in the fabric of time creating a black hole which will suck the two of them completely out of our realm of existence.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:46:47 AM
Hopefully this will cause an implosion in the space time continuum causing a rip in the fabric of time creating a black hole which will suck the two of them completely out of our realm of existence.

Maybe that's how they arrived on this planet in the first place.
 
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR
2011-11-13 11:04:41 AM
SnakeMan: groppet: So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.

RTFA, idiots. She's suing him for violating a confidentiality agreement. This isn't some random Joe Blow getting sued for calling the wedding a sham as the headlines would have you believe.

i182.photobucket.com
 
LectertheChef
2011-11-13 11:14:43 AM
SnakeMan: groppet: So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.

RTFA, idiots. She's suing him for violating a confidentiality agreement. This isn't some random Joe Blow getting sued for calling the wedding a sham as the headlines would have you believe.

Misleading headline on Fark? I'm shocked! Shocked and appalled that such a thing would occur here on this bastion of integrity and earnestness. My world has been turned upside down and inside out, it's all just so bewildering. A dishonest headline, on Fark. What is this world coming to?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:15:25 AM
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: SnakeMan: groppet: So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.

RTFA, idiots. She's suing him for violating a confidentiality agreement. This isn't some random Joe Blow getting sued for calling the wedding a sham as the headlines would have you believe.

[i182.photobucket.com image 413x413]

Yeah, I'm gonna take seriously the opinion of someone with the handle of "FARTNOISE".
 
wrenchboy
2011-11-13 11:19:13 AM
Of course it was a sham. Everybody and their mother knows that Kim K likes the dark meat.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:22:21 AM
wrenchboy: Of course it was a sham. Everybody and their mother knows that Kim K likes the dark meat.

Wait, wait, wait...Kris Humphries is white? KK married a white NBA player? Yea verily, I was not aware of this fact until now.
 
robnelle
2011-11-13 11:34:54 AM
Actually Humphries is not all white. He's one fourth black.His mother is white and his father is half black half white. If you go by the one drop rule he would qualify as 'dark meat'
 
nonvideas
2011-11-13 11:56:31 AM
How is that "in other news," subby. Your mental gymnastics are not news. And it's not "other," either, it's clearly related to the first bit of news.

/tired of lazy headline cliches
//A) B) C) is worse; New: Fark: Ultra-Fark: is the worstest
///Can't talk, hasn't submitted a headline in years.
 
Arkanaut
2011-11-13 12:08:42 PM
No jury in the world would find in her favor.
 
ongbok
2011-11-13 12:23:57 PM
Skail: Mugato: I bet if OJ knew that killing those people would eventually make this c-rag famous, he would have thought twice about doing it.


GO AWAY.

I was not aware of this. Is that how these horrid imbeciles became famous? Because of OJ?

And by being seen clubbing with Paris Hilton. Also by getting pissed on by Ray Jay.
 
wichitaleaf
2011-11-13 12:34:51 PM
But dat ass
 
89 Stick-Up Kid
2011-11-13 12:38:08 PM
Mugato: I bet if OJ knew that killing those people would eventually make this c-rag famous, he would have thought twice about doing it.


GO AWAY.

Done in one. If I were OJ, instead of robbing memorabilia collectors, I would be stealing back from these foul skanks!
 
DeaH
2011-11-13 01:26:08 PM
Wait - an article about Kim Kardashian that talks about sleazy people using up their 15 minutes for a cash grab and being sleazy, and the article is defending her?
 
Omnivorous
2011-11-13 01:36:37 PM
Kim claims that she barely knows Jaxson at all -- they worked together on a blog years ago, and now Kim can hardly remember him.

But she can remember that anyone can sue anyone. Particularly if daddy's a lawyer.
 
megalynn44 [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 01:45:08 PM
Are people really that shocked that Attention Whores get married for the wedding not the marriage?

/yeah, it's totally those gay folks ruinin' the sanctity of marriage.
 
Miss Burns
2011-11-13 03:12:43 PM
SnakeMan: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: SnakeMan: groppet: So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.

RTFA, idiots. She's suing him for violating a confidentiality agreement. This isn't some random Joe Blow getting sued for calling the wedding a sham as the headlines would have you believe.

[i182.photobucket.com image 413x413]

Yeah, I'm gonna take seriously the opinion of someone with the handle of "FARTNOISE".

You tell 'em, SnakeMan!

btw, that's FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR.
 
angrygrizzly
2011-11-13 03:46:40 PM
Bad, bad idea on her part. If I were his lawyer, I'd be filing some serious discovery motions.
 
Active introvert
2011-11-13 04:03:02 PM
Attention whore attracts attention whore. news at 11.
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 04:33:38 PM
TFA
It's kind of sad what people will do to get their fifteen minutes of fame and a little fortune these days -- who needs to work for anything when you can just get paid for making claims about celebrities?

Kind of like your entire f*cking website, asshole.
 
Marisyana [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 04:37:06 PM
jake_lex:

Well, Robert Kardashian had been OJ's lawyer long before he killed his ex-wife and that waiter dude. He assembled the "Dream Team" after OJ was arrested, but I don't know how much skill that took. "Hey, let's just pay the most famous lawyers in the country a shiat-ton of money to confuse a jury."

Also depending on who you believe either Kardashian got rid of the weapon and bloody clothes once OJ left L.A. for Chicago after the murders or advised OJ to dump the stuff in Chicago. Either way he made sure he was on the Dream Team so he couldn't get called for questioning because it was well known he and OJ were buddies too.
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 04:39:01 PM
jake_lex: North_Central_Positronics: Skail: I was not aware of this. Is that how these horrid imbeciles became famous? Because of OJ?

Robert Kardashian (their biological father) was one of OJ's Dream Team.

[www.historyguy.com image 297x411]

Well, Robert Kardashian had been OJ's lawyer long before he killed his ex-wife and that waiter dude. He assembled the "Dream Team" after OJ was arrested, but I don't know how much skill that took. "Hey, let's just pay the most famous lawyers in the country a shiat-ton of money to confuse a jury."

Even more important to OJ: he's the one who took the backpack containing the murder weapon and Simpson's bloody clothes and got rid of it.
 
Knight of the Woeful Countenance
2011-11-13 05:08:23 PM
Miss Burns:
btw, that's FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR.

he's just continuing the good works of Fartnoise Fartnoise Sr. may he rest in peace.
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-11-13 06:23:32 PM
Fark you OJ. Fark you Bruce Jenner. Fark you Reggie Bush.
 
Dear Jerk
2011-11-13 06:52:10 PM
Her lawsuit is a publicity stunt. I wonder if Jaxson is in on it. For christsakes she's got a press release every single farking day.

I remember when They said the internet would create huge demand for content. Great! More awesome shows. No! Kim Kardashian every day.
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-13 06:53:11 PM
Knight of the Woeful Countenance:
he's just continuing the good works of Fartnoise Fartnoise Sr. may he rest in peace.

I'm not violating the confidentiality agreement now since he's dead, but that guy was really hung. God bless you, sweetie.
 
Warlordtrooper [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 06:53:55 PM
Truth is an absolute defense.
 
killershark
2011-11-13 07:40:52 PM
ongbok: Skail: Mugato: I bet if OJ knew that killing those people would eventually make this c-rag famous, he would have thought twice about doing it.


GO AWAY.

I was not aware of this. Is that how these horrid imbeciles became famous? Because of OJ?

And by being seen clubbing with Paris Hilton. Also by getting pissed on by Ray Jay.

To be fair, I think it was more the Ray Jay thing than anything else. That's where she went from OJ's lawyer's daughter to OJ's lawyer's daughter who has a sex tape so now you should start paying attention.
 
Pr1nc3ss
2011-11-13 09:38:28 PM
I'm speaking on behalf of my husband, but he believes Kim had the second most boring sex tape ever. Her former BFF Paris Hilton takes first place.

/this does not matter
 
Son of Streak
2011-11-13 09:42:24 PM
killershark: ongbok: Skail: Mugato: I bet if OJ knew that killing those people would eventually make this c-rag famous, he would have thought twice about doing it.


GO AWAY.

I was not aware of this. Is that how these horrid imbeciles became famous? Because of OJ?

And by being seen clubbing with Paris Hilton. Also by getting pissed on by Ray Jay.

To be fair, I think it was more the Ray Jay thing than anything else. That's where she went from OJ's lawyer's daughter to OJ's lawyer's daughter who has a really boring sex tape and the best body money can buy so now you should start paying attention.

FTFM
/Seriously, she seems like the most boring lay
//But damn, what a body
 
DubyaHater
2011-11-13 10:37:57 PM
Came for pictures of dat ass
Leaving disappointed. I haz a sad
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:48:29 PM
FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: SnakeMan: groppet: So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.

RTFA, idiots. She's suing him for violating a confidentiality agreement. This isn't some random Joe Blow getting sued for calling the wedding a sham as the headlines would have you believe.

i182.photobucket.com

This picture has always made me want to take a seat over there.
 
s2s2s2
2011-11-14 12:13:37 AM
wichitaleaf: But dat ass

...hole.

/came here to say this
//thank you for being a part of it
 
PsyLord
2011-11-14 08:22:39 AM
SnakeMan: groppet: So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.

RTFA, idiots. She's suing him for violating a confidentiality agreement. This isn't some random Joe Blow getting sued for calling the wedding a sham as the headlines would have you believe.

According to the defendant, he never signed a confidentiality agreement.
 
msannomalley
2011-11-14 10:33:01 AM
SnakeMan: FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: SnakeMan: groppet: So we are all getting sued? Maybe we should have the Cochran firm defend us.

RTFA, idiots. She's suing him for violating a confidentiality agreement. This isn't some random Joe Blow getting sued for calling the wedding a sham as the headlines would have you believe.

[i182.photobucket.com image 413x413]

Yeah, I'm gonna take seriously the opinion of someone with the handle of "FARTNOISE".

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR is a highly respected academic with five Ph.d's in the areas of nuclear physics, anthropology, psychology, mathematics, and flatulentology. He's too modest to admit that, though. He doesn't want to be seen as "flaunting" his intelligence.
 
Rip Dashrock
2011-11-14 02:10:12 PM
If the girls a twit, you must acquit.
 
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