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nekom

2011-11-13 07:33:56 AM

No Rosebud?

EnviroDude

2011-11-13 08:02:42 AM

nekom: No Rosebud?

#3 in the slideshow

nekom

2011-11-13 08:06:58 AM

EnviroDude: nekom: No Rosebud?

#3 in the slideshow

huh. I have absolutely no idea how I overlooked that, I looked at every single one expecting to see it in there. Maybe I should have had coffee first.

EnviroDude

2011-11-13 08:16:19 AM

nekom: EnviroDude: nekom: No Rosebud?

#3 in the slideshow

huh. I have absolutely no idea how I overlooked that, I looked at every single one expecting to see it in there. Maybe I should have had coffee first.

it happens. If I weren't such a jerk, I would post the findings of the list here in a easy to read format....but it is early and I am lazy....

Mugato

2011-11-13 08:39:02 AM

Nothing from the Indiana Jones movies?

spman

2011-11-13 08:50:07 AM

/Suspiciously absent
//Maybe they forgot about it being hidden in the basement of the Alamo?

Mugato

2011-11-13 08:57:07 AM

What about the list in Schindler's List? That was supposed to be some list.

pecosdave

2011-11-13 09:05:12 AM

#15 DeLorean.

Marty questioned it, in the movie. Doc explained the stainless steel body helped with conducting/time travel blah blah, plus might as well travel in style. Something along those lines.

/gonna go fan boy somewhere else now.

HakunaMatata

2011-11-13 09:12:32 AM

No lightsaber?
>:/

ArkAngel

2011-11-13 09:18:36 AM

spman: [www.jonco48.com image 320x240]

/Suspiciously absent
//Maybe they forgot about it being hidden in the basement of the Alamo?

There's no basement at the Alamo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I_C_Weener

2011-11-13 09:19:03 AM

Ruby slippers?

RexTalionis

2011-11-13 09:36:09 AM

Don't talk shiat about Keanu, man. He's given millions of dollars to cancer research as he supports his sister who is battling cancer. He's donated entire movie paychecks to good causes. He's given away his salary for the Matrix to the special effects and stunt crew.

What have you done, subby?

KellyLockhart

2011-11-13 09:36:10 AM

I_C_Weener: Ruby slippers?

Seriously. List fails completely without the slippers.

Glass slippers from Cinderella also deserve at least an honorable mention.

TheOther

2011-11-13 09:38:51 AM

'Pieces of flair' rather than ...

iamadick.squarespace.com

...or even...

www.truckblog.com

EnviroDude

2011-11-13 09:43:55 AM

I_C_Weener: Ruby slippers?

There is no "ring" to rule them all either.

The more I look at the list, the more I realize I had not seen many of the movies....

Desperately Seeking Susan? Who, in their right mind, could sit through it?

Secret Agent X23

2011-11-13 09:47:22 AM

No 2001 monolith???

ArkAngel

2011-11-13 09:49:42 AM

RexTalionis: Don't talk shiat about Keanu, man. He's given millions of dollars to cancer research as he supports his sister who is battling cancer. He's donated entire movie paychecks to good causes. He's given away his salary for the Matrix to the special effects and stunt crew.

What have you done, subby?

Acted his way out of a paper bag?

Mentat

2011-11-13 09:52:31 AM

The DeLorean, but no Christine?

Shostie

2011-11-13 09:57:16 AM

Mentat: The DeLorean, but no Christine?

I don't know if Christine would count, being an animated, possessed object hell-bent on killing.

propasaurus

2011-11-13 10:14:39 AM

The list is, with a few exceptions, what I call "props."

Mentat

2011-11-13 10:15:37 AM

Shostie: Mentat: The DeLorean, but no Christine?

I don't know if Christine would count, being an animated, possessed object hell-bent on killing.

So the DeLorean isn't animated?

2wolves

2011-11-13 10:28:50 AM

Buckaroo Banzai, the watermelon

SnakeMan

2011-11-13 10:40:17 AM

As long as they included a sex doll, how about the doll from Serenity?

/But it talked at the end, does that count as "inanimate"?

FeedTheCollapse

2011-11-13 10:42:52 AM

baorao

2011-11-13 10:43:59 AM

if you're going to include pulp fiction don't you have to go with the wallet not the needle?

FormlessOne

2011-11-13 10:45:27 AM

TheOther: 'Pieces of flair' rather than ...

[iamadick.squarespace.com image 480x320]

...or even...

[www.truckblog.com image 250x199]

This, basically. The list fails because it focuses on the wrong objects, skips other objects entirely, and appears to pitch the entire list to a specific segment of movie-goer.

Barricaded Gunman

2011-11-13 10:47:25 AM

2wolves : Buckaroo Banzai, the watermelon

Ha, ha, you're as old as I am! But seriously, the watermelon makes more sense than most items on this list... it was just seen in passing in a single scene, but everyone who saw the film remembers it.

apeiron242

2011-11-13 10:52:57 AM

i didn't like American Beauty at all, and the thing with the bag just made me roll my eyes.

Shostie

2011-11-13 10:53:36 AM

Mentat: Shostie: Mentat: The DeLorean, but no Christine?

I don't know if Christine would count, being an animated, possessed object hell-bent on killing.

So the DeLorean isn't animated?

The difference here is that Christine is acting on her own will. The Deloran must be driven by a human.

Kome

2011-11-13 10:54:26 AM

SnakeMan: As long as they included a sex doll, how about the doll from Serenity?

Summer Glau?

John Buck 41

2011-11-13 10:54:37 AM

Farkomatic

2011-11-13 10:56:04 AM

No little box from Hellraiser?

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR

2011-11-13 11:01:27 AM

baorao: if you're going to include pulp fiction don't you have to go with the wallet not the needle?

Or the briefcase?

propasaurus: The list is, with a few exceptions, what I call "props."

And this.

The first thing I thought of was this:

www.achristmasstoryhouse.com

Maybe I don't get what the list is supposed to be?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache

2011-11-13 11:01:40 AM

Ralph Fiennes' wife in "In Bruges".

Where the hell was Biggles

2011-11-13 11:03:06 AM

baorao: if you're going to include pulp fiction don't you have to go with the wallet not the needle?

Forget the wallet, what about the briefcase? An entire generation of film geeks learned what a Macguffin was from that movie.

Also, no Maltese Falcon?

/Agree with others about light sabers, the Ark Of The Covenant, etc.

TwistedIvory

2011-11-13 11:03:11 AM

F*ck slideshows.

ConConHead

2011-11-13 11:04:42 AM

No love for the Pig from RED? Aww.

Porous Horace

2011-11-13 11:11:51 AM

Death Star?

wippit

2011-11-13 11:13:39 AM

Are you kidding me?

boardingarea.com

whither_apophis

2011-11-13 11:22:02 AM

Bernie?

/drtfa

red5ish

2011-11-13 11:26:50 AM

red5ish

2011-11-13 11:27:40 AM

wippit: Are you kidding me?

[boardingarea.com image 320x240]

You are correct.

SnakeMan

2011-11-13 11:28:45 AM

Kome: SnakeMan: As long as they included a sex doll, how about the doll from Serenity?

Summer Glau?

Mr. Universe's "wife":

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