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(News.com.au) Dumbass Remember K-Fed? Well, in Australia he's known as K-Fat now and they'd like for us to take him back   (news.com.au) divider line 40
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radiofreewill [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 05:36:59 AM
Sorry mates; you wanted him down there, you're gonna keep him down there. No gives-backsies.
 
antron
2011-11-13 09:21:13 AM
Ya mean K-Overfed!

/Haw, haw, haw
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 09:27:20 AM
If Canada won't take back Pamela Anderson, we're not taking Federline back.
 
Diarrhea Anne Frank
2011-11-13 09:30:55 AM
We have a history of getting the people the rest of the world doesn't want. It wasn't so bad until now.
 
movieman_1979
2011-11-13 09:31:42 AM
No.
 
FormlessOne
2011-11-13 09:34:15 AM
So, wait - an article about a lurid story obtained from an unnamed "resident" means I should now hate Kevin Federline?

Australia, there's a reason New Zealand's "brand" has eclipsed yours - increasingly, you sound like Texas's sister state in a redneck pen pal arrangement.
 
towatchoverme
2011-11-13 09:41:27 AM
Yeah - I agree with Formlessone: Australia ceased to be cool when you guys all started wearing Crocs instead of hunting them.
 
Twin 40s
2011-11-13 09:47:24 AM
No, no, Australia can keep him. I'm sure we'll cope somehow.
 
Balchinian
2011-11-13 09:56:36 AM
Shostie almost got it right.

The deal is that we send Federline to Oz, Canada sent Bieber here, now it is up to the Aussies to send somethign equally full of suck and annoyance to Canada and the circle will be complete. Well, triangle actually, but you know what I mean.

Make it good, Australia. Or we will send you Willow Smith.
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-13 10:01:29 AM
He has five farking kids, plus a new baby. Why isn't he at home taking care of them?
 
skinink
2011-11-13 10:09:53 AM

"Federline is said to be a celebrity guest on Channel 9's new weight-loss show, Excess Baggage."


Hopefully his next 'celebrity' gig will be video on "Cops" of him being arrested.


I'm still wondering if he drove Britney Spears crazy or if he was just an enabler to show us how crazy she was in the first place.

 
CougarJeff
2011-11-13 10:12:41 AM
K-Dirt and his demon seed.
 
steamingpile
2011-11-13 10:27:18 AM
So the security footage couldn't show nudity? So that means his peni is so teeny it couldnt be seen.
 
Earpj [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 10:51:45 AM
steamingpile: So the security footage couldn't show nudity? So that means his peni is so teeny it couldnt be seen.

Or his gut has become an apron.
 
Mixolydian Master [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:04:21 AM
antron: Ya mean K-Overfed!

/Haw, haw, haw

Is it weird that I read your Haw, haw, haw, in this guy's voice?
www.tinyrevolution.com

And tough shiat Australia. All I can recommend for you now, is to give him a reality show in the outback and make sure he gets bitten by one of your many venomous/toxic thingamajigs that will make him die from rectal bleeding. I don't know what can bite you and make you rectally bleed to death, but Oz would be the first place I'd look if told to find something that did.
 
whither_apophis
2011-11-13 11:17:53 AM
K-Fed? I've their records! Super Funk of the 70's, Hardest Hits of the 80's, Cap't & Tenile sing Paul Williams. Great stuff
 
Evenbiggerknickers [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 11:22:38 AM
FTA: I could see everything, absolutely everything

static2.dmcdn.net
 
The_Pink_Pimp
2011-11-13 11:54:46 AM
this guy should be a national hero.

He parlayed a backup dancer gig on a concert tour into a lifetime free of "work"

He was humping Britney at will at a time when doing so was actually something that millions of others wanted to do.

He's in Australia getting drunk.
 
HMS_Blinkin
2011-11-13 12:01:48 PM
Evenbiggerknickers: FTA: I could see everything, absolutely everything

[static2.dmcdn.net image 160x120]

Hahaha I love that clip. "You're not married, don't have a girlfriend, live alone, and you never watch Star Trek? Good Lord."
 
MisterLoki
2011-11-13 12:17:42 PM
No backsies!
 
senzasord
2011-11-13 12:21:52 PM
I love the last line of the article.

"They have two children."

It's like it's intended to make you sad.
 
Lsherm
2011-11-13 12:23:17 PM
Please, Australia, who wouldn't want to keep this?

img442.imageshack.us
 
rjakobi
2011-11-13 12:36:14 PM
Couldn't you have neutered him at least?
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 12:36:52 PM
"They have two children."

No mention of the kid(s) he had prior to Britney? Or the kid(s) who came after? The only ones who count are the ones Brit-Brit popped out?

More importantly, it took Australia this long to realize that he's not the cream of the crop.
 
0MGWTFBBQ
2011-11-13 12:37:54 PM
Is his kick-and-watch game still ridiculous?
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 12:49:15 PM
Lsherm: Please, Australia, who wouldn't want to keep this?

[img442.imageshack.us image 467x583]

just bring him solo and a cookie, ffs.
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-13 01:36:22 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: "They have two children."
No mention of the kid(s) he had prior to Britney? Or the kid(s) who came after? The only ones who count are the ones Brit-Brit popped out?
More importantly, it took Australia this long to realize that he's not the cream of the crop.

Not only that, they posted a picture of him with Britney, which is kind of a slap in the face to the woman he's with now--the one who just had his baby and who's been with him longer than Britney was.
 
D Cubitus
2011-11-13 01:50:07 PM
The My Little Pony Killer 2011-11-13 12:36:52 PM

"They have two children."
No mention of the kid(s) he had prior to Britney? Or the kid(s) who came after? The only ones who count are the ones Brit-Brit popped out?
More importantly, it took Australia this long to realize that he's not the cream of the crop.
Consider this....
The cream rises to the top, so does the scum. Just sayin.
 
xrayspx
2011-11-13 02:28:56 PM
I'd be willing to do a hostage exchange. We'll take Federline back, but they have to take Mel Gibson and work out a rotating residency schedule on Russel Crowe, maybe 65% in .au, 35% in the states.

Deal?
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-11-13 03:46:47 PM
"She also said a woman stripped down to her bra and knickers..."


Okay, I know some PC people go for this aboriginal language but some of us would like to read the article in English.
 
cryinoutloud
2011-11-13 05:39:45 PM
BarbadoSlim: "She also said a woman stripped down to her bra and knickers..."
Okay, I know some PC people go for this aboriginal language but some of us would like to read the article in English.

Stop being a wanker, you know what it means.
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 06:28:00 PM
cryinoutloud: The My Little Pony Killer: "They have two children."
No mention of the kid(s) he had prior to Britney? Or the kid(s) who came after? The only ones who count are the ones Brit-Brit popped out?
More importantly, it took Australia this long to realize that he's not the cream of the crop.

Not only that, they posted a picture of him with Britney, which is kind of a slap in the face to the woman he's with now--the one who just had his baby and who's been with him longer than Britney was.

Will he never be able to break the Spears shackle?

/same k-fed time
//same k-fed channel
 
stoli n coke
2011-11-13 07:40:16 PM
Lsherm: Please, Australia, who wouldn't want to keep this?

[img442.imageshack.us image 467x583]

"I WILL CATCH YOU, ICE CREAM MAN!"
 
Trocadero
2011-11-13 08:51:25 PM
Lsherm: Please, Australia, who wouldn't want to keep this?

[img442.imageshack.us image 467x583]

upload.wikimedia.org
 
Max Awesome
2011-11-13 09:40:31 PM
How does a dancer become a lard-ass? Even that Aussie hottie Paul Mecurio is chubby now.

I thought dancers had more pride than that; their bodies are their instrument. How do they go from graceful athlete to schluby land-whale so easily?
 
hammettman
2011-11-14 03:03:31 AM
He likes to swim naked, he looks like a small floundering whale, Australia has plenty of great white sharks, what's left to figure out Aussies?
 
Iplaybass
2011-11-14 03:25:32 AM
towatchoverme: Yeah - I agree with Formlessone: Australia ceased to be cool when you guys all started wearing Crocs instead of hunting them.

Yeah... maybe we need to up our unemployment rate and watch our citizens lose their homes and life savings... that's what all the "cool" countries are doing these days.
 
ambercat
2011-11-14 11:10:42 AM
Max Awesome: How does a dancer become a lard-ass? Even that Aussie hottie Paul Mecurio is chubby now.

I thought dancers had more pride than that; their bodies are their instrument. How do they go from graceful athlete to schluby land-whale so easily?

It's an equal opportunity world, now. Women can work high powered corporate jobs and young men can cash in on their good looks that they spent hours every day maintaining and then blow up like whales immediately after reproducing with someone wealthy.
 
GacysBasement
2011-11-14 11:15:30 AM
K-Fed -> Well-Fed --> K-Fat
 
BHShaman
2011-11-14 03:04:23 PM
Max Awesome: How does a dancer become a lard-ass?

They stop working out 4-6 hours a day as their job and they start eating higher fat foods.
Don't underestimate the weight loss power of HOURS of working out daily.
 
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