They look like they are truly in love.

Events happened in 2008. Pics/vid destroyed in 2009. Why is this in the news?

So that pics of him and his bride will be discussed on the internet as his book is released. Sheesh.

who cares? She had something or she wouldnt have had taxation charges. Besides.. who cares?

"waaaah. some saw me naked. waaah"

Ive been told to show Customs officers my junk. I didnt write a book about it. I decided not to smuggle steroids again.

So, how fast will someone unearth these pics?

Who the fark are these people?

Destroy them in a year?

After looking at her I'd destroy them right now.

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BarbadoSlim: Who the fark are these people?

people we should all try to forget.

Sure is gay in here

That is a HARD 28.

wow, no gold digging going on here, nope, just falling madly in love with a fairy who's 40 years your senior. carry on.

/no, I didn't say 'carrion'

I really cannot tell if I want or DO NOT WANT.

towatchoverme: That is a HARD 28.

She's a "socialite." Many of those folks are held together with baling wire and super glue and bondo -- it's that artificial-person look that only comes from having more money than brains.

That's A Man Bab.jpg

/ NTTIAWWT

DON.MAC: Are you 68? I think that might shift in the "want" direction.

I'm 63 and definitely do NOT want her.

/Not entirely sure that "her" is the correct pronoun.

ZAZ: facing five taxation charges

Can somebody translate this into American?

I think it has to do with sodomy.

/pretty sure

Daddy, tell that bad sniffer dog to stop sniffing Baby's hoo-hah. Only you and the gardener are allowed to get downwind of that.

MilitaryTigger: Events happened in 2008. ... Why is this in the news? ... will be discussed on the internet as his book is released. Sheesh.

The story didn't come out until the book was released? Read article, my bad.

TSA is jealous.

So they can strip search you just because the dog sniffs you with no other proof at all?

What happens if you refuse to be strip searched? Do they just refuse entry? If I were s tourist I would not want to be searched like that at all.

JesusHoffaChrysler: That's A Man Bab.jpg

/ NTTIAWWT

This

Marcus Aurelius: If she were a real socialite, she wouldn't be flying commercial.

Assuming LA to melbourne, that is about 8000 miles, and about a 15-16 hour flight. You would have to have a BBJ to do that route.

After being strip searched and photographed nude by Australian custom officials, socialite gold digger is told all photos and video will be destroyed after one year

FTFS

/that's a lotta imported plastic, mate

Well, really has nothing to do with the story, but.

This is Carol Connors birthday from Deep Throat fame.

bayoubruce: As a retired Australian customs dog, I swear she was dirty and there was only one way to be sure.

You Dobermans are surprisingly nice dogs when treated right. Ever manage to find Helen Keller?

/nfi who person in TFA is

The hell is wrong with that woman's forehead? She looks like a caveman.

Marcus Aurelius: Basily Gourt: Marcus Aurelius: If she were a real socialite, she wouldn't be flying commercial.

Assuming LA to melbourne, that is about 8000 miles, and about a 15-16 hour flight. You would have to have a BBJ to do that route.

Unless you go LA - Hawaii - Tokyo - Melbourne.

Spending 15 hours in any aircraft is completely uncivilized.

Because spending 5 days getting to the location is civilized?

If she flew commercial first class those tickets would have been really expensive.

Also for people who haven't flown internationally, even coach seats are a little less shiatty than domestic flights, I think airlines realized that cramming people into little seats may piss them off for longer than 3 hours.

I admit that I just skimmed, but this caught my eye:

"They took video and still photographs. Brynne still has the note and the DVD."

Wait, they gave her a DVD of her strip search? LOL! "Hey, just in case you want to "accidentally" leak this on the internet to get people talking about you, here ya go!

Gunny Walker: abhorrent1: Sure is gay in here

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I know, right? Let's butch it up a bit with some seriously non-gay material!

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Hrm... I assume the picture isn't airbrushed because there's smears and spots on the mirror but... The skin of her breast is just peculiar. And not in a good way.

"CUSTOMS officers ordered socialite Brynne Gordon-Edelsten to strip naked and pose for photographs and video footage when she arrived in Australia to marry flamboyanting entrepreneur Geoffrey Edelsten."

Article needed fixing.

She looks like Daryl Hannah's brother on a bad day...



/congratulations, you're boobs look like a fat workman's arse hanging out of his trousers as he bends down to fix your toilet

She deserved it

Looks like Walt's wife from Breaking Bad.

No sympathy for gold diggers.