He's the one who knocks.

He was on a mission from God

skinink: The cop lucked out in that the guy just didn't go the direct route to kill him. The guy was already committing felonies and not only did he get caught anyways, but he still failed in all his weak assassination attempts.
He should have just filed a complaint with Internal Affairs if he had a problem with his arrest.

But that would require hm to not be completely crazy that he registered as 2.25 Bachmann's on the Crazy Scale.

/Something tells me that there was nothing wrong with the arrest other then the fact that he got arrested.

He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in shooting accident.

/housey housey

Nine times?

Hemet: The "h" on the end is silent.

Would like a word.

"But I say: What's the sport in that?"

The article was devoid of any mention of what evidence there was against him. I'm forced to conclude that there was none and he's actually innocent.

At least he used poop in one of the attempts!

Site is infected with javascript malware. (Tynt or similar)

Green Scorpio: Nine times?

NINE. TIMES.

jayphat: Green Scorpio: Nine times?

NINE. TIMES.

That's as many as three threes. And that's terrible.

RedPhoenix122: Apparently Wile E. Coyote isn't the only one getting supplies from ACME.



Shakes tiny fist.

For the record, Hemet is not a desert community. It's on the west side of the mountains, making it part of the chaparral biome (which gets a little more rain than the desert, enough to grow the chaparral enough for spectacular wildfires.)

Oh, and Hemet/San Jacinto is also a smoggy white trash hellhole.If you've never been, you haven't missed a thing.

destrip: For the record, Hemet is not a desert community. It's on the west side of the mountains, making it part of the chaparral biome (which gets a little more rain than the desert, enough to grow the chaparral enough for spectacular wildfires.)

Oh, and Hemet/San Jacinto is also a smoggy white trash hellhole.If you've never been, you haven't missed a thing.

Sounds Charming.

These days if you want to whack somebody, start a blog in their name and talk trash about the Zetas and MS13. They'll handle the beheading free of charge.

We're all rooting for you Wiley Coyote

I'll just leave that here. You sad, planning-deficient little man.

lol

Incompetent criminal fails to commit murder with several hilarious attempts.
Somebody needs to make a movie about this guy.

Wow, dude has worse luck than I do.

jayphat

Green Scorpio: Nine times?

NINE. TIMES.


I don't remember him trying to kill that guy nine times.

i_dig_chicks: He was on a mission from God

This.



/Baz wins...almost

Sounds like we've found the plot to Home Alone 7 (or whatever number they're on by now.)

Jurors deliberated for five days after a five-week trial in Murrieta.

Jurors deliberated for five days after a five-week trial in Murrieta.

Jurors deliberated for five days after a five-week trial

Jurors deliberated for five days after a five-week trial

WTF, man! It seems like every trial in California I ever read about takes over a month to try. How is this possible? Two-hour workdays for judges and court staff?

mama's_tasty_foods: WTF, man! It seems like every trial in California I ever read about takes over a month to try. How is this possible?

Lawyers.

AndreMA: Site is infected with javascript malware.

A well-known newspaper like the San Francisco Chronicle? Anything's possible, but it's not so likely.


AndreMA: (Tynt or similar)
Tynt (which tries to append a citation link into copy/pasted text) is quite obnoxious (much like those JS scripts that disable right-clicking on pictures if your browser settings allow JS to capture secondary-click events), but falls a bit short of malware. If you categorize that as malware, then many of Fark's links would fail the test.