Have a merry freaking Christmas, and you'll hear what we have said / Don't you squeal or rat us out or you will end up deaaaaaaaaad! (new window)

sure haven't:
Good article, loved both those as a kid. Still love Rudolph.

Frosty however....

Rudolph is a true classic. Frosty? Meh, not really.

whizbangthedirtfarmer: The kids are old enough to watch A Christmas Story this year. A greater Christmas tale has yet to be told.


Quite true. And that chubby-cheeked scamp was as equally convincing in the low-budget chiller Death Valley as he was in this.

"The Character Effect" is the reason The Year Without a Santa Claus has staying power. Heat Miser & Cold Miser--those are the only reasons to see that special.

Frosty wasn't bad.

The 1990s follow up? Frosty Returns or whatever? F*CKING HORRIBLE

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buckeyebrain: Someday, I want Rudolph to stand up on Christmas night and say, "You want me to guide your sleigh? With my nose? The nose that has heaped untold scorn and ridicule upon me for so many years? That nose? Guide your own goddamned sleigh, fat boy!"

FARK Thread 5621314:

"Oh, NOW you want me around, because my nose.... the SAME FARKING NOSE YOU BULLIED and HUMILIATED and DROVE ME OUT of your camp.... that nose will get you out of YOUR CRAPFEST SHIATHOLE of a problem. I have two words for you all: BLOW! ME!"
/yours truly

PizzaJedi81: SAT0725: Why are there no classic Halloween songs besides "Monster Mash"?

Dead Man's Party wans to kick you in the nuts.

This Is Halloween (new window)

Halloween (new window)

In The Hall of the Mountain King (from "Peer Gynt") (new window)

Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565 (new window)

Danse Macabre (new window)

Monster's Holiday (new window)

Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) (new window)

Haunt You (new window)

I Put A Spell On You (new window)

The Raven (new window)

Boris The Spider (new window)

Psycho Killer (new window)

Bela Lugosi's Dead (new window)

Tubular Bells, Part 1 (new window)

Krzysztof Penderecki: Symphony No. 1 (new window)

Mussorgsky: A Night On Bare Mountain (new window)

Carl Orff: Carmina Burana (new window)

Horror Movies (new window)

Johannes Brahms: Hungarian Dance No. 5 (new window)

Halloween (new window)

Dead Souls (new window)

Halloween II (new window)

Everyday Is Halloween (new window)

Black Sabbath (new window)

Red Right Hand (new window)

The Vampire Club (new window)

Zombie Dance (new window)

Béla Bartók - Music for Strings, Percussion and Celesta, III (new window)

Grimly Fiendish (new window)

Zombie Jamboree (new window)

Halloween 1968 (new window)

I'm A Mummy (new window)

Profondo Rosso (new window)

Tonight (We'll Make Love Until We Die) (new window)

D.O.A. (new window)

Box Theme (new window)

The Turkish Song of the Damned (new window)

You'd Scream If You Knew What I Did Last Halloween (new window)

Cry Little Sister (new window)

Out of Limits (new window)

Timothy (new window)

Halloween (new window)

The Martian Hop (new window)

Ave Satani (new window)

The Murder (from "Psycho") (new window)

Demon (new window)

Diabolo's Theme (new window)

Vampire Hunters (new window)

Grave Digger (new window)

Season of the Witch (new window)

L'alba dei Morti Viventi (Dawn of the Dead) (new window)

Hector Berlioz: Songe d'une nuit de sabbat (Dream of a Witch's Sabbath) (new window)

I Love The Dead (new window)

Eye of the Zombie (new window)

Ghost Of A Texas Ladies Man (new window)

No One Lives Forever (new window)

Linus and Lucy (new window)

and the list could go on for days.