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		Father stabs son during argument. It's a sworded story (news.com.au)		24
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24 Comments (+0 »)

doglover

2011-11-13 12:41:07 AM

In a house drawn sword beats sheathed gun.

What most people don't remember is chair beats sword, pins assailant. So, if you're going to be arguing, pick a nice wooden chair that's sturdy but not too heavy.

AbbeySomeone

2011-11-13 07:26:16 AM

Good one subby.

Ed Finnerty

2011-11-13 07:41:38 AM

Oh, alcohol!

eas81

2011-11-13 07:53:38 AM

FTFA: "The father was arrested and charged with two counts of reckless wounding."

WAT??

www.lincoln.ac.uk

skinink

2011-11-13 08:02:49 AM

That Aussie was a bit grim,
And no one wouldn't chance him,
Because he was a samurai.

Kibbler

2011-11-13 08:11:14 AM

This is the first time I have ever said this: "That was one damned funny headline."

Fenwick3

2011-11-13 08:11:30 AM

That story was even more farked up than the last one!

www.spikednation.com

Inigo

2011-11-13 08:11:43 AM

bionicjoe

2011-11-13 08:16:14 AM

If you had the Aussie news pun trifecta a winner is you!

Akessamenos

2011-11-13 08:18:11 AM

What is with headlines today? Booooo! Get off the stage.

Tarquinn

2011-11-13 08:44:16 AM

Fenwick3: That story was even more farked up than the last one!

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Thanks for that. First thing that comes to my mind every sword story.

RIP Tripp

thebigfarker

2011-11-13 08:47:27 AM

At least they weren't argueing about sex.
That could have gone all Penn State on someone's ass,

way south

2011-11-13 09:05:05 AM

Don't worry, they'll reconcile in the end.

AMonkey'sUncle

2011-11-13 09:36:04 AM

Kibbler: This is the first time I have ever said this: "That was one damned funny headline."

Agree. Most headline jokes/puns should have died with vaudeville.

I'm going to saber the experience.

MiamiBlues

2011-11-13 11:27:22 AM

Dear Unnamed 45-year old Father:

You're doing it wrong.

Sincerely,

Marvin Gay, Sr.

CapnBlues

2011-11-13 11:33:13 AM

doglover: In a house drawn sword beats sheathed gun.

What most people don't remember is chair beats sword, pins assailant. So, if you're going to be arguing, pick a nice wooden chair that's sturdy but not too heavy.

not to quibble pedantically (we NEVER do that here, ha ha) but if chair is so great, why did armies use swords?

(no, I'm not that dumb)

:)

BahdaBoom

2011-11-13 11:56:57 AM

was he disappoint?

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel

2011-11-13 11:57:49 AM

CapnBlues: doglover: In a house drawn sword beats sheathed gun.

What most people don't remember is chair beats sword, pins assailant. So, if you're going to be arguing, pick a nice wooden chair that's sturdy but not too heavy.

not to quibble pedantically but if chair is so great, why did armies use swords?

Chairs are only great AGAINST swords. Early armies had no fear of chairs because they were usually attacking squatters.

offmymeds

2011-11-13 12:01:41 PM

Oh sure, it's all fun and games getting drunk and playing samurai warrior until someone gets stabbed.

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