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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 09:15:16 PM
A Blowjob?
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 10:07:10 PM
That was cool.
 
demonfaerie [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 11:40:47 PM
Pot?
 
moothemagiccow
2011-11-12 11:41:31 PM
A shallow grave?
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 11:42:17 PM
His two front teeth.
 
Jclark666
2011-11-12 11:42:42 PM
Alicia Witt and a bottle of good bourbon?
 
fat boy [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 11:43:59 PM
A blumpkin?
 
The Asshole Guy
2011-11-12 11:44:41 PM
My father would be happy with a 30 pack of beer and then telling you to fark off and go away.
 
JonZoidberg
2011-11-12 11:48:29 PM
I'd like to have a vacation and forget I have a kid for a while. Get me that, junior.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-11-12 11:48:58 PM
i wish my Dad was alive to tell you to stick those corny Chevy TV commercials that pull at your heartstrings right up yer arse. just another fat American corporation messing with the masses.

my Dad LOVED his Impalas, too. but he wasn't a girl about it.
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 11:50:14 PM
Jessica Alba?
 
tereklusec
2011-11-12 11:50:30 PM
I came here to say Racquel Welch and a bottle of 30 year scotch but it looks like Jclark had the same idea.
 
Smeggy Smurf
2011-11-12 11:50:31 PM
A million spacebucks and a can of liquid schwartz?
 
Mad Canadian
2011-11-12 11:53:08 PM
Not socks and underwear again?
 
skullkrusher
2011-11-12 11:53:33 PM
Someone to hear his cries when he gets stuck in the chimney only to be discovered weeks later when the smell begins to permeate the house???!

oh wait, that was Gremlins.
Nevermind.
 
metametameta
2011-11-12 11:57:49 PM
That's some good marketing there, Chevy. Well done.
 
kd8our
2011-11-13 12:01:56 AM
isn't this a commercial?
just sit back, pop a few buckycubes, swallow a few steel balls and enjoy. sounds like a chevy vs ford debate.

the only chevy (new window) i care about
 
CAPTIAN SLAPPY
2011-11-13 12:04:45 AM
It going to really suck when they have the "Dad your too old to drive" conversation.
 
Shadyman
2011-11-13 12:05:32 AM
PacManDreaming: That was cool.

metametameta: That's some good marketing there, Chevy. Well done.

QFT
 
Philbb
2011-11-13 12:07:00 AM
The Asshole Guy: My father would be happy with a 30 pack of beer and then telling you to fark off and go away.

As a father I hope that there comes a day when my children realize that this is the greatest gift of all.
 
missinglinks14
2011-11-13 12:07:45 AM
that was worth the watch. very nice.
 
Marine1
2011-11-13 12:08:46 AM
KrispyKritter: i wish my Dad was alive to tell you to stick those corny Chevy TV commercials that pull at your heartstrings right up yer arse. just another fat American corporation messing with the masses.

my Dad LOVED his Impalas, too. but he wasn't a girl about it.

If it means they sell more cars, I don't care. They had this bad habit of not doing that and it cost me (and about 310,000,000 other people) money to correct it.
 
Zulthar
2011-11-13 12:11:29 AM
My dad wants his 1967 Pontiac Lemans

/in-line 6, 5 barrel carb, 3 speed on-the-floor, bucket seats
//He got it in Reno Nv after returning from the PI and Vietname
///fun car
 
Urinal Cake Mix
2011-11-13 12:19:11 AM
Actually, my dad just wants a new motor for his '84 CJ.

/TBH, I would just prefer it to not be terrifying to drive
 
Aulus [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 12:21:47 AM
My first car was a 1962 Chevy Impala 4 door sedan, with a crappy inline six and enough rust throughs you could see that was in the trunk w/o actually opening it.

It was fun to drive, at least when it wasn't sucking the life out a batteries.

However, in the extremely remote event that hasn't already totally disintegrated, were my kids to find it, buy and spring it on me like this guy's kids did, my reaction would be more like, "You wasted your money on this gaaadam POS? I'm off to get drunk."
 
gibbon1
2011-11-13 12:22:10 AM
Jclark666: Alicia Witt and a bottle of good bourbon?

Tell your dad I found his bottle.
 
tereklusec
2011-11-13 12:29:40 AM
Also, kind of getting kicks because I just bought an older chevy truck.

/95 is older now...which means I'm getting older.
//3/4 ton K2500 rebuilt tranny and only minor surface rust.
 
clovis69
2011-11-13 12:36:38 AM
tereklusec: Also, kind of getting kicks because I just bought an older chevy truck.

/95 is older now...which means I'm getting older.
//3/4 ton K2500 rebuilt tranny and only minor surface rust.

I have a '91 K1500 with no rust, love it.
 
Marine1
2011-11-13 12:41:23 AM
tereklusec: Also, kind of getting kicks because I just bought an older chevy truck.

/95 is older now...which means I'm getting older.
//3/4 ton K2500 rebuilt tranny and only minor surface rust.

That was always my favorite body style of theirs. Clean and handsome.
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-11-13 12:41:23 AM
Jerry Garcia to be alive again. (No, really.)
 
rhinoguy
2011-11-13 12:41:43 AM
He wants a warranty for the next twenty years. On himself.
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-11-13 12:43:01 AM
skullkrusher: Someone to hear his cries when he gets stuck in the chimney only to be discovered weeks later when the smell begins to permeate the house?

Just don't ask about Arbor Day. *shudder*
 
ladyfortuna
2011-11-13 12:44:23 AM
Two sons bringing an Impala to their dad? Sam & Dean are on it...

i391.photobucket.com

/I know, it's a '67
//Close enough
 
retriever
2011-11-13 12:47:30 AM
clovis69: tereklusec: Also, kind of getting kicks because I just bought an older chevy truck.

/95 is older now...which means I'm getting older.
//3/4 ton K2500 rebuilt tranny and only minor surface rust.

I have a '91 K1500 with no rust, love it.

My 84 C10 daily driver is a great truck. Needs a refresh on the body work, especially due to the right front fender damage from the hit-and-run accident some jackass caused me a month ago. Still it gets a lot of attention and runs like a champ.

/Nearing 200,000 on the odometer and still manages to get better mileage than a brand new Silverado.
 
mentallo69
2011-11-13 01:19:13 AM
A dead Lois
 
Robert1966
2011-11-13 01:30:57 AM
Jclark666: Alicia Witt and a bottle of good bourbon?

Son!
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2011-11-13 01:41:50 AM
A pony
 
Porous Horace
2011-11-13 01:46:29 AM
A swarm of locusts?
 
upright_apes_r_us
2011-11-13 01:47:52 AM
A booty call from a female that has nipples above her knees?
 
Beluga Heights
2011-11-13 01:57:32 AM
fat boy: A blumpkin?

Know a girl who offered her fiance one of these. He declined. I sat speechless.

/she's 21
//and hot
///why the f did she tell me
 
seatown75
2011-11-13 02:12:28 AM
Rape.

And rape.
 
FDR Jones
2011-11-13 02:16:27 AM
www.portwallpaper.comfor-lovers.com
 
Scrotumnal Equinox
2011-11-13 02:20:44 AM
FTFV

"You just missed the car. A group of Canadians came down, loaded it on a flat bed, and drove it to Canada... At that moment I figured the car was gone forever."

/wat?
 
twomutts
2011-11-13 02:29:00 AM
A ten year old boy in the shower of a major university?

/wait, my last name isn't Sandusky...
//anal? It's just good old anal he wants then, right?
 
engine
2011-11-13 02:47:07 AM
wow that family has some talented cameramen....
 
SoxSweepAgain [TotalFark]
2011-11-13 02:48:01 AM
Might be a commercial, but I like a lot of commercials when they're done this well.

/Also partial to American cars, but Fords not Chevys.
 
Begoggle
2011-11-13 03:01:42 AM
Scrotumnal Equinox: FTFV

"You just missed the car. A group of Canadians came down, loaded it on a flat bed, and drove it to Canada... At that moment I figured the car was gone forever."

/wat?

I assume because it's no longer registered in America, thus their address wouldn't be in the databases by VIN number.
 
Ed Grubermann
2011-11-13 03:28:02 AM
Beluga Heights: fat boy: A blumpkin?

Know a girl who offered her fiance one of these.

That's just farking nasty.
 
PhrozenStar
2011-11-13 03:40:45 AM
i imagine it's already been said, but it's really farking dusty in here... *sniff8

Phrozen

//real dad is nowhere to be found
//stepdad only bought the cheapest cars ever... doubt that any would be in any condition to still drive...
///hell, his current 'new car isn't in a condition i'd drive it in...
////still...
 
Natsumi
2011-11-13 03:41:55 AM
ladyfortuna: Two sons bringing an Impala to their dad? Sam & Dean are on it...

[i391.photobucket.com image 387x267]

/I know, it's a '67
//Close enough

First thing i thought of when I read the headline...
 
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