He could find some cannibals and open up a New Delhi.

Mugato: That's some carrion luggage.


Wanted to see when the 'carrion' Fark favorite crack was going to get posted.

In two. Impressive.

Guys, it's used for every damn dead body in a suitcase article.

We get it. Try something else now.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you stuff them into a duffel bag and set them on fire.

Well she was hot

GungFu: Mugato: That's some carrion luggage.


Wanted to see when the 'carrion' Fark favorite crack was going to get posted.

In two. Impressive.

Guys, it's used for every damn dead body in a suitcase article.

We get it. Try something else now.

you mean that's the joke you came to make, but got beaten to the punch, right?

Carrion, regardless.

I like how tfa states that severe differences led the man to do this. Who doesn't want to kill their spouse with a knife and laptop charger?

Hot or Not

What he should have done was book an international flight on an U.S. carrier and checked the bag. Body never to be found and you get a vacation out of the deal!

She probably deserved it.

This story is awesomely full of fail and weirdness.....

"he had admitted to have killed his wife using a knife and laptop charger"

"He...asked one of his colleague to drop him in Rai in Haryana...After getting dropped near a petrol pump in Rai, Handa carried the bags 200 meters away from the road, dumped them, poured petrol and burnt them. He waited for more than 2 hours and when the body was burnt he left the place. He also collected some of the ashes in a polythene bag.

You get your colleague to drive you to a petrol pump where you (presumably) buy petrol in a can or bottle and then only walk 200m away before burning the big heavy cases everyone has seen you struggling with, and then bring home some of the ash.........

I also liked the advert for Virgin Airlines flights to Delhi at the bottom of the page...

Mugato: Well excuse me all to hell. I guess I managed to miss all the bi-daily dead body in suitcase articles.

I thought it was funny. Please carrion with your jokes.

well, at least he killed her first. otherwise that would have been really uncomfortable.

Point02GPA: Those are two strange looking Indians. I wonder what tribe they're from?



/ Convenience stores, not casinos.

...and her family had migrated there long back.

misspelled "Their."

If you didn't catch all the carrion jokes perviously, and I'm sure the guy who mentioned it first here does, you'll get to see it from now on and yawn.

Carrion, guys. *yawn*

I always wanted to meet Mrs. Thorwald.

GungFu: If you didn't catch all the carrion jokes perviously, and I'm sure the guy who mentioned it first here does, you'll get to see it from now on and yawn.

Carrion, guys. *yawn*

Yeah, some internet memes are so annoying you could just kick them in the balls harder than you ever kicked before, eh?

/some shiat just never gets old.

dholway: Please don't blame my wayward son!

Great! Now I've got Kansas' 'Carry On My Wayward Son' playing in my head.

"Holy Jesus!" he exclaimed. "The routines people put down these days. Legs! Well I got a case anyway." He dumped the other leg out. No bloodstains. He snapped the case shut and walked away.

"Legs!" he muttered.


/not obscure
//has anyone metioned carrion?

Ain't that just like a woman to not be able to pack her own bag or carry her own suitcase?

She deserved it

mmagdalene: I always wanted to meet Mrs. Thorwald.

THANK YOU.

Finally! The suspense was killing me.

uttertosh: GungFu: If you didn't catch all the carrion jokes perviously, and I'm sure the guy who mentioned it first here does, you'll get to see it from now on and yawn.

Carrion, guys. *yawn*

Yeah, some internet memes are so annoying you could just kick them in the balls harder than you ever kicked before, eh?

/some shiat just never gets old.


I think you'll find it does. Think of timing and context; it's everything. ; )

I can't believe nobody brought up Two For The Show