That's what I love about Siri's voice man. I get older, it stays the same age.

Wait, thats a guy? Siriously?

Sandusky had better not have an iPhone 4S.

s2s2s2: Sandusky had better not have an iPhone 4S.

It's cool, they're not waterproof so you can't take it in the shower.

corner of 18th and Maple.

So Siri is Daniel?

Is Daniel a tranny?

Daniel doesn't sound Asian but don't want to judge. Can be hard enough to be a midget hooker in Cleveland.


I don't condone Daniel's choices in life but I respect his (post op her) right to make his (post op) her own choices. Hopefully this voice over work will enable him/her to get out of prostitution before its too late.

Keeping that Oedipus complex in check subby?

I can't wait for the Emma Watson/Olsen twin/Hannah Montana-style perv countdowns. "2023, man... that's the year I wreck that phone."

I'll just ask subby then. So, where?

British Siri is a Man. American Siri is a Woman.

It's the first transatlantic transistor transexual!

"Sheee's juuuust six years old. Leave her alone.", they said.

Siri fails for not using Majel Barrett

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: That's what I love about Siri's voice man. I get older, it stays the same age.

Wait, thats a guy? Siriously?

Approves

They hang out on Decker street but don't ask how I know this.

Keep that in mind the next time you ask your iPhone where you can score some Asian tranny midget hookers in Cleveland

That's the last thing I'd ever do. Be in Cleveland, that is.

Siri is alright, but it seems to just google what I'm asking it most of the time. I hope it gets better in the future.

lasercannon: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: That's what I love about Siri's voice man. I get older, it stays the same age.

Wait, thats a guy? Siriously?

Approves

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I analyzed my carpet fibers and can tell you what was in the soil you tracked in, Sheriff!

Well if Siri is a midget, couldn't they have gotten Peter Dinklage to do the voice...even the tranny version...whatever that is.

//yes, know I am waaaaay off topic. That's how I roll

Krieghund: Quantum Apostrophe: I'll just ask subby then. So, where?

Really I'm Black: corner of 18th and Maple.

pfffft can tell youve never been here..... Cleveland was West and East 18th and no Maple and EVERYONE knows the best midget tranny is on Prospect and...... uh........ never mind.....

tomo12144: Siri fails for not using Majel Barrett

She's been spending the past few years dead, for tax purposes.

Oh dear gawd, Rule 34 is alive and in full force, who ever thought that doing a gis for asian midget tranny porn would actually pull up something!!

/Never gis something no matter how outrageous it might seem because someone somewhere already posted pics on the innertubes.

I'm a six-year-old transsexual assistant and what is this?

Well? Can you score any in Cleveland?

/just asking. really

That's like 385 in computer years though...

mitchcumstein1: I thought that store some Asian tranny midget hookers in Cleveland, to which I would say either the freezer or the trunk..

Ask Siri "I just killed someone, where can I hide a body?"

Seriously, ask it. It's hilarious.