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PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 10:11:25 AM
Duh, they wouldn't let him on any rides.

i218.photobucket.com
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 10:59:39 AM
Pisskop is a movie tough guy?
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 11:34:52 AM
Wait a second. He was seven years old and didn't realize those were people in costumes?

Lots of lead paint in his house, I guess.
 
Jamdug! [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 01:15:54 PM
That guy sucks.
 
JLEM
2011-11-12 01:43:23 PM
"Movie tough guy Stephen Dorff?"
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 01:44:02 PM
Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?
 
Keywork99
2011-11-12 01:48:44 PM
Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

Alone In The Dark?

Well, that wasn't exactly decent...

"My guys are dying out there for nothing. FOR FARKIN' NOTHING! GODDAMN IT!"
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 01:49:25 PM
Every time I have been forced to go to that place, it has left me emotionally scarred - and the older I have been, the worse it's been. It's hell on Earth, to me.
 
JLEM
2011-11-12 01:53:26 PM
Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

OUTSIDE of Blade?
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 01:56:58 PM
Keywork99: Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

Alone In The Dark?

Well, that wasn't exactly decent...

"My guys are dying out there for nothing. FOR FARKIN' NOTHING! GODDAMN IT!"

Now you've exacerbated my headache by bringing up a Uwe Boll masterpiece.

Thanks a lot,dude.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 01:58:55 PM
JLEM: Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

OUTSIDE of Blade?

What? Did I commit a crime of diction?
 
JLEM
2011-11-12 02:01:55 PM
Apos: JLEM: Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

OUTSIDE of Blade?

What? Did I commit a crime of diction?

No, you implied Stephen Dorff's best performance was in Blade, of all things.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 02:05:56 PM
JLEM: Apos: JLEM: Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

OUTSIDE of Blade?

What? Did I commit a crime of diction?

No, you implied Stephen Dorff's best performance was in Blade, of all things.

Indeed I did. If you've proof to the contrary,I'm listening.
 
JLEM
2011-11-12 02:10:23 PM
Apos: JLEM: Apos: JLEM: Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

OUTSIDE of Blade?

What? Did I commit a crime of diction?

No, you implied Stephen Dorff's best performance was in Blade, of all things.

Indeed I did. If you've proof to the contrary,I'm listening.

Proof? Look at his resume. You might as well have said he peaked with "Space Truckers."
 
omgwtfetc
2011-11-12 02:15:32 PM
No, no subby, his name is Michael Dorn and he played Worf.
 
dmc001
2011-11-12 02:16:43 PM
Movie tough guy, subby? Angry midget, maybe...
 
MagSeven
2011-11-12 02:18:28 PM
Keywork99: Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

Alone In The Dark?

Well, that wasn't exactly decent...

"My guys are dying out there for nothing. FOR FARKIN' NOTHING! GODDAMN IT!"

Shadowboxer wasn't too bad.
 
The Slush [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 02:18:51 PM
Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

The Gate
 
Guntram Shatterhand
2011-11-12 02:27:25 PM
 
rocky_howard
2011-11-12 02:31:05 PM
Bwahahaha, "the Blade star". Should tell you how wrecked his career is that all they can find is a 13 years old movie!

In other news, Blade was THIRTEEN farkING YEARS ago!

SHEEEEEEEIIIIT, I'm feeling really old right now.
 
bossjock77
2011-11-12 02:32:23 PM
I thought he was great in "Animal House".
 
nocturn
2011-11-12 02:36:36 PM
Hey now, he's that guy that looks like that guy that looks like Jack Nicholson!

And that deserves some respect.

/Jack, Slater, Dorf - they're like stacking russian dolls...
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 02:37:06 PM
JLEM: Apos: JLEM: Apos: JLEM: Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

OUTSIDE of Blade?

What? Did I commit a crime of diction?

No, you implied Stephen Dorff's best performance was in Blade, of all things.

Indeed I did. If you've proof to the contrary,I'm listening.

Proof? Look at his resume. You might as well have said he peaked with "Space Truckers."


Point taken.
 
Cosmk [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 02:37:29 PM
DEMENTED FOREVER.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 02:41:49 PM
In all fairness, who wouldn't be emotionally scarred by a trip to Disneyland?

/never been there
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 02:43:36 PM
omgwtfetc: No, no subby, his name is Michael Dorn and he played Worf.

Those aren't real scars; just some rubber crap they stick to his face with spirit gum.
 
JLEM
2011-11-12 02:44:02 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!: In all fairness, who wouldn't be emotionally scarred by a trip to Disneyland?

/never been there

Try dropping acid at Disneyland.

/save the Peter Pan ride for last.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 02:45:27 PM
Meh....the only thing that scared me at any of the Disney Parks was "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"......and I was 5.

/Friggin' giant squid.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 02:47:40 PM
JLEM: Pants full of macaroni!!: In all fairness, who wouldn't be emotionally scarred by a trip to Disneyland?

/never been there

Try dropping acid at Disneyland.

/save the Peter Pan ride for last.

C'mon everybody, here we GOOOOOOoooooooo....

C'mon everybody, here we GOOOOOOoooooooo....

C'mon everybody, here we GOOOOOOoooooooo....

C'mon everybody, here we GOOOOOOoooooooo....
 
JLEM
2011-11-12 02:48:36 PM
FloydA: JLEM: Pants full of macaroni!!: In all fairness, who wouldn't be emotionally scarred by a trip to Disneyland?

/never been there

Try dropping acid at Disneyland.

/save the Peter Pan ride for last.

C'mon everybody, here we GOOOOOOoooooooo....

C'mon everybody, here we GOOOOOOoooooooo....

C'mon everybody, here we GOOOOOOoooooooo....

C'mon everybody, here we GOOOOOOoooooooo....

Ha! Awesome.
 
One Bad Apple
2011-11-12 02:53:57 PM
Hey lay off Dorff. He was totally badassed as the Chucky doll.
 
JLEM
2011-11-12 03:08:08 PM
One Bad Apple: Hey lay off Dorff. He was totally badassed as the Chucky doll.


upload.wikimedia.org

And he had a looooong December.
 
RandomAxe [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 03:27:20 PM
JLEM: You might as well have said he peaked with "Space Truckers."

He did.

Blade is a better movie than Space Truckers, by a bit, but Dorff's character and his plot line are the weakest, laziest, worst part of Blade. Worse than magic boomerang knives, or Blade throwing away the UV spotlight after one use.

Come on -- you know the elder vampires should have called security, crumpled Frost, and jammed him down a garbage disposal halfway through the scene in the library. They didn't because the screenwriters didn't have better ideas.

And Dorff talks up the 'vampire god' he's going to become, but then it turns out to be magic vampire soup in a dead self-sealing skinbag. A bit of a letdown.
 
JLEM
2011-11-12 03:41:14 PM
RandomAxe: JLEM: You might as well have said he peaked with "Space Truckers."

He did.

Blade is a better movie than Space Truckers, by a bit, but Dorff's character and his plot line are the weakest, laziest, worst part of Blade. Worse than magic boomerang knives, or Blade throwing away the UV spotlight after one use.

Come on -- you know the elder vampires should have called security, crumpled Frost, and jammed him down a garbage disposal halfway through the scene in the library. They didn't because the screenwriters didn't have better ideas.

And Dorff talks up the 'vampire god' he's going to become, but then it turns out to be magic vampire soup in a dead self-sealing skinbag. A bit of a letdown.

The "top of the food chain/tonight...when the BLOOD GOD comes.." monologue was hilarious.
 
fusillade762
2011-11-12 03:42:02 PM
JLEM: Pants full of macaroni!!: In all fairness, who wouldn't be emotionally scarred by a trip to Disneyland?

/never been there

Try dropping acid at Disneyland.

Done it. Space Mountain. EIGHT times.

And I can still remember freaking out the first time we tried the Haunted Mansion. I think I was about 5-years-old. I was fine up until the "You may enter, but you may never leave" part. That was my cue to start screaming my head off. They had to stop the thing and let me out. Wouldn't say it "scarred" me, though.

/csb
 
RocketRay
2011-11-12 03:46:38 PM
I got stuck on "It's a Small World" when I was in second or third grade. 30+ minutes of that damned song before they fixed it. Never rode it again, and never will. :P
 
BarbadoSlim
2011-11-12 03:49:38 PM
Stephen Dorff is the poor man's Craig Scheffer.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 04:02:03 PM
BarbadoSlim: Stephen Dorff is the poor man's Craig Scheffer.

Ouuuch.
 
vrax
2011-11-12 04:48:34 PM
"YOU'VE BEEN BAAAD!"
 
corridor
2011-11-12 05:04:10 PM
brokendisk.com
He looks pretty emotionally scarred to me.
 
RandomAxe [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 05:43:15 PM
BarbadoSlim: Stephen Dorff is the poor man's Craig Scheffer.

Craig Schaefer is the poor man's Craig Schaefer.
 
nocturn
2011-11-12 05:46:53 PM
RandomAxe: BarbadoSlim: Stephen Dorff is the poor man's Craig Scheffer.

Craig Schaefer is the poor man's Craig Schaefer.

I thought Treat Williams was every poor man's poor man.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 06:05:55 PM
Man up,Dorff


jso2897: Every time I have been forced to go to that place, it has left me emotionally scarred - and the older I have been, the worse it's been. It's hell on Earth, to me.

Man up, jso.
 
akuma976
2011-11-12 06:07:09 PM
I got stuck on Its a Small World at Disneyworld for 15 minutes. The audio stopped for 10 minutes. For 10 Minutes I was stuck surrounded by puppets moving, blinking, and singing to a song that wasn't playing. I still have nightmares


/CSB
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 06:16:52 PM
Gyrfalcon: Man up,Dorff


jso2897: Every time I have been forced to go to that place, it has left me emotionally scarred - and the older I have been, the worse it's been. It's hell on Earth, to me.

Man up, jso.

There are many horrible things in this world that I can face with both honor and courage. Disneyland just isn't one of them.
Sorry.
 
suziequzie
2011-11-12 06:40:05 PM
JLEM: "Movie tough guy Stephen Dorff?"

Yeah, came to say the above but you beat me to it.
 
puckrock2000
2011-11-12 08:37:37 PM
Apos: Just got a headache trying to come up with a memorably decent Dorff role outside of Blade .

/Anyone got an aspirin?

He was a pretty good Stu Sutcliffe in Backbeat.

rocky_howard: Bwahahaha, "the Blade star". Should tell you how wrecked his career is that all they can find is a 13 years old movie!

In other news, Blade was THIRTEEN farkING YEARS ago!

And Backbeat was 17 years ago. Ouch.
 
ununcle
2011-11-12 08:53:03 PM
He was was pretty bad ass in City of Industry with Harvy Keitel. Hell I was thinking he might be the next psycho smurf tough guy in Hollywood after seeing that. yeah,, I was wrong.
 
nocturn
2011-11-12 08:54:40 PM
ununcle: He was was pretty bad ass in City of Industry with Harvy Keitel. Hell I was thinking he might be the next psycho smurf tough guy in Hollywood after seeing that. yeah,, I was wrong.

Pesci's out, this is Dorff's big chance.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-12 08:56:58 PM
jso2897: Gyrfalcon: Man up,Dorff


jso2897: Every time I have been forced to go to that place, it has left me emotionally scarred - and the older I have been, the worse it's been. It's hell on Earth, to me.

Man up, jso.

There are many horrible things in this world that I can face with both honor and courage. Disneyland just isn't one of them.
Sorry.

:)
 
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