GreenAdder: #8: Have a gaming thread on Fark without it devolving into PC Vs. Console, Console Vs. Other Console, or some other argument.

This one was going along fine until you jinxed it.

Accomplishments that will make you the king of all losers.

No Ghosts n Goblins. List fails.

Came for Battletoads, leaving satisfied

There's an AR challenge in Arkham City where you have fly through a ground-level tunnel and make it out the other side without touching the ground. It's kicking my ass right now. Probably not the hardest thing I've ever played, but we're getting up there in amount of attempts.

Here's another brutal challenge: Enjoy the Apple fights in Assassin's Creed.

Getting the "The Insane" title in World of Warcraft ranks up there

Score 100+ points in Tecmo Super Bowl without playing as the 49ers or Raiders

MayoSlather: Accomplishments that will make you the king of all losers.

This made me laugh.

nekom: I never knew about kill screens. Makes perfect sense, just never heard of them.

Go look up the movie "King of Kong". It's a documentary about two people competing for the Donkey Kong high score. The game ends on a kill screen, so its about how many points you can jam in before you hit that.

It's a fun movie too.

I remember in MS Flight simulator 2000, I used to try to fly a 777 between the WTC towers. The 777 wingspan is 60m, the distance between the two towers is 60m.

theFword: I remember in MS Flight simulator 2000, I used to try to fly a 777 between the WTC towers. The 777 wingspan is 60m, the distance between the two towers is 60m.

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dietbubba: Came for Battletoads, leaving satisfied

You must really like Battletoads. ;)

I have had many great video game accomplishments (finished ghost and goblins, finished Section Z, finished Space Shuttle for Atari 2600) but sadly, finishing Battletoads is not on my list of accomplishments.

The list seems to be incomplete.



/voting should be enabled on these threads

I can never win the final boss fight in killzone for psp.

\got nuthin.

larrycot: MayoSlather: Accomplishments that will make you the king of all losers.

#9 Trolling on Fark and getting at least five TFers or eight Liters to bite.

/Better luck next time


One man's idea of trolling is another man's truthful opinion. I spend a lot of time playing video games myself, but it's hard for me to fathom spending hundreds of hours trying to get to a kill screen as not being the actions of some sort of super loser.

GreenAdder: #8: Have a gaming thread on Fark without it devolving into PC Vs. Console, Console Vs. Other Console, or some other argument.

This comment would have been better had it been posted from a playx360boxstation4.

#11. Find blocks of time longer than 5 minutes to play video games.

NOVanHelsing: What! No mention of Leisure Suit Larry?

No...no, there weren't.

Have you people never heard of 7 day survivor? You try surviving in a zombie filled mall for 14 hours. No save, no continues, and your health is constantly draining.

Getting all the Veteran achievements on Call of Duty 2 was REALLY hard. COD2 had one of the very best single-player campaigns.

I saw two different guys get the kill screen on Pac-Man, in the same arcade, in one week.

Yeah, the 80s were weird.

/played Robotron 2084 for two hours on one quarter
//not even close to a record, even in that arcade

That list was utter shiat without Demons Souls beat NG+ and yes, dwade 7 day survivor in DR was insanely difficult. Genocider achievement was more fun though.

Also Commando achievement in Battlefield 2 was god tier- kill 4 people with a knife without dying.

cirby: I saw two different guys get the kill screen on Pac-Man, in the same arcade, in one week.

Yeah, the 80s were weird.

/played Robotron 2084 for two hours on one quarter
//not even close to a record, even in that arcade

Heh...have you read Ready Player One? The Pac-Man kill screen is a plot point. Also, I found it a rather enjoyably fun, if somewhat predictable, book.

My roommate finished Zelda II without ever picking up the candle.
I played Road Blasters (arcade stand-up) so many times that I could play the first level without watching the screen (sound and muscle memory).

/CSB

Vice City.

The Driver.

All that needs to be said.

doglover: Beating Battletoads and Pac Man is seriously hardcore, but the "Killionaire" medal in Halo 3 is one of those things you only need the right circumstances to get. And surviving for 15 minutes on GTA 4 with 6 stars is kinda boring 15 minuted of being shot at by infinitely re-spawning baddies, meh.

Better challenges include beating really hard games or doing crazy things like beating Resident Evil games with only the knife.

Done it. Not that hard, but beat the shiat out of those games back in the day.

Getting the GT5 platinum trophy is harder (All gold, including their Sebastian Vettel X1 challenge). They sat him down in a theoretical F1 car and you have to beat his best lap time's! Looking at the trophy recording sites, only .5% of the player's have gotten it.

Also, a site that left out Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2, it not a real site. The game is almost impossible to platinum, and comes down to skill.

Gears 3? The achievement looks long, but that's time consuming, not skill. It's similar to GTA4 where you needed to rank up to level 10, $5 million dollars, $25-2400 bucks at a time. Thats about 2800 successful games of Noose.... which funny enough they didn't mention.

15min in GTA4 @ 6 stars was easy. Get 6, know where to find a heli and you're gold.... You can even land on a skyscraper and antagonize the spawning waves of enemies and heli's.

PizzaJedi81: Heh...have you read Ready Player One? The Pac-Man kill screen is a plot point. Also, I found it a rather enjoyably fun, if somewhat predictable, book.

I loved that book and second the recommendation.

There was an Xbox Arcade game that came out a few years back called Bionic Commando Rearmed, which took the old game and updated graphics, added some challenge modes, and threw in difficulty levels. On the hardest difficulty, that game is nigh-impossible.

logic523: Getting all the Veteran achievements on Call of Duty 2 was REALLY hard. COD2 had one of the very best single-player campaigns.

COD was never hard. It was cheap.

W@W was the worst offender with it's LOLGrenades and running headshot MG42's @ 1000 yards. MW2's Juggernauts came a close second with their running headshot M240's.

BF3's campaign seems to decided to follow that horrible AI.

theFword: Score 100+ points in Tecmo Super Bowl without playing as the 49ers or Raiders

The DS version is balanced, and I do it fairly regularly...maybe one out of four games. I've got Tecmo Bo, but rarely use him (he also can't run around like the NES version).

logic523: Getting all the Veteran achievements on Call of Duty 2 was REALLY hard. COD2 had one of the very best single-player campaigns.

I've been working on that, at D-Day currently. It takes some time so I'll only do a chapter every few days. Can you believe people still play MP on Xbox Live?

Clowns are a Ten: Vice City.

The Driver.

All that needs to be said.

Nope. Good try though. While frustrating, I would say most people have done it. The items listed on this site are probably achievements many have not done or even attempted to seriously get.

RandomAxe: All that needs to be said.

Oh, please, I beat that on like my third try.




I've done playthroughs where I've beaten it in my first attempt. I've done playthroughs of it where I've had to do it dozens of times.

It requires a combination of near perfect skill, and near perfect luck.

farking mission is a biatch.

Goodfella: That list was utter shiat without Demons Souls beat NG+ and yes, dwade 7 day survivor in DR was insanely difficult. Genocider achievement was more fun though.

Also Commando achievement in Battlefield 2 was god tier- kill 4 people with a knife without dying.

Demons Souls really isn't that hard, unless you were born after 1992 or you play every game like it's God of War on Easy.

Clowns are a Ten: Vice City.

The Driver.

All that needs to be said.

Supply Lines was much harder, and even still not that big a deal.

What about Mario: the Lost Levels a.k.a. Mario 2: too hard for Americans?

Mentalpatient87: Clowns are a Ten: Vice City.

The Driver.

All that needs to be said.

Supply Lines was much harder, and even still not that big a deal.

Haven't played San Andreas.

And Jesus Christ people, seriously just shrugging off The Driver? I suppose you'd roll your eyes at Daigo's moment, too. =-/

Control and Aztec on 00 Agent