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(KPTV Portland)   This little girl poops golden hearts. With "okay, that's just too awesome" x-ray goodness   (kptv.com) divider line 62
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2011-11-12 04:37:19 AM
FTFA: Doctors said the gold locket will have to come out the old-fashioned way.

It has to earn it?
 
2011-11-12 06:20:41 AM

Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Doctors said the gold locket will have to come out the old-fashioned way.

It has to earn it?


Well, that's a reference I haven't heard in forever.
 
2011-11-12 06:40:42 AM
www.guitarlessons.com

What pooping a heart of gold might look like.
 
2011-11-12 06:54:28 AM
The locket was made of gold and was given to her as a gift from her parents just three months ago ... "I'm just going to get a new necklace because I'm not going through that treasure."

Gold plated, you might not have to find it. If it was real, I'm pretty sure momma's gonna want you to find it. Even if you never want to wear it again, I'm sure she'd like to pawn it.

Or since it's an inch wide and solid, maybe the toilet'll refuse to flush it anyway.
 
2011-11-12 06:54:52 AM

Amos Quito: What pooping a heart of gold might look like.


7tattoo.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-12 06:57:01 AM
Album cover material.
 
2011-11-12 06:58:17 AM

Amos Quito: What pooping a heart of gold might look like.


Thanks. Have to go to work today. I needed a good laugh.
 
2011-11-12 07:04:48 AM
Couldn't be worse than Skyline chili.
 
2011-11-12 07:09:08 AM
Picture does look pretty cool. Gotta go search for a bigger one.
 
2011-11-12 07:17:19 AM
well that will teach her to put the locket in her mouth, like wth? wasn't it on a chain?
 
2011-11-12 07:35:36 AM
Amos Quito - you win the internets.
 
2011-11-12 07:51:20 AM
No Grinch photoshops yet?
 
2011-11-12 07:54:24 AM
MILF alert, halfway through the video.
 
2011-11-12 08:18:01 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-12 08:20:50 AM

Amos Quito: [www.guitarlessons.com image 460x287]

What pooping a heart of gold might look like.




Hahaha. Especially awesome because today's Neil Young's birthday!
 
2011-11-12 08:29:12 AM
travis.webseitler.com

Approves
 
2011-11-12 08:41:04 AM
www.x-raytechniciantraining.org

/I fell on it
 
2011-11-12 08:52:00 AM

Karac: The locket was made of gold and was given to her as a gift from her parents just three months ago ... "I'm just going to get a new necklace because I'm not going through that treasure."

Gold plated, you might not have to find it. If it was real, I'm pretty sure momma's gonna want you to find it. Even if you never want to wear it again, I'm sure she'd like to pawn it.

Or since it's an inch wide and solid, maybe the toilet'll refuse to flush it anyway.


What she should have done is eaten an extra hot vindaloo right after swallowing the gold heart to act as a tracer so she would know exactly when it came out the other end.
 
2011-11-12 09:01:05 AM
FURL (From the URL)

...va&utm_medium=rec&utm_campaign=content


rec&utm? rectum?
 
2011-11-12 09:07:59 AM
At today's gold prices? Suck it up, honey - a little poop never hurt no one.
(Apologies to T. Waits)
 
2011-11-12 09:09:44 AM
So Cincinnati does not cover the big news any more . Got to go to the coast to hear about local news go figure.
 
2011-11-12 09:14:19 AM
"It was my hero and I when I got home I was like thank you bump," she said.

That's kind of adorable. I'm glad she's okay.
 
2011-11-12 09:15:16 AM

Karac: The locket was made of gold and was given to her as a gift from her parents just three months ago ... "I'm just going to get a new necklace because I'm not going through that treasure."

Gold plated, you might not have to find it. If it was real, I'm pretty sure momma's gonna want you to find it. Even if you never want to wear it again, I'm sure she'd like to pawn it.

Or since it's an inch wide and solid, maybe the toilet'll refuse to flush it anyway.


If my toiled choked on anything solid and bigger than an inch, there'd be trouble.

Nasty, icky, smelly trouble.
 
2011-11-12 09:50:47 AM

Karac: Gold plated, you might not have to find it. If it was real, I'm pretty sure momma's gonna want you to find it. Even if you never want to wear it again, I'm sure she'd like to pawn it sell it to a guy in Japan for big bucks.


FTFY
 
2011-11-12 09:51:03 AM

themuscovite: Couldn't be worse than Skyline chili.


I swear that stuff is produced using a similar process!
 
2011-11-12 09:56:21 AM
When you give someone a gift of gold, you teach that person that gold is not precious enough to wash a little poop off of.
 
2011-11-12 10:00:26 AM

Amos Quito: [www.guitarlessons.com image 460x287]

What pooping a heart of gold might look like.


Hahaha. Nice.
 
2011-11-12 10:26:22 AM
"I'm just going to get a new necklace because I'm not going through that treasure."

And let you eat another one? Hell no. Maybe being forced to keep the necklace you had to dig out of your crap will teach you not to put it in your mouth.

But you sure as hell shouldn't be rewarded for your idiocy.
 
2011-11-12 10:26:42 AM

jackmalice: FURL (From the URL)

...va&utm_medium=rec&utm_campaign=content


rec&utm? rectum?


Damn near killed 'um.
 
2011-11-12 10:36:22 AM

Zoomaster: [www.x-raytechniciantraining.org image 295x252]

/I fell on it


A case where things did not in fact go better with Coke?
 
2011-11-12 10:37:20 AM
Praise The Bump!
All hail The Great Bump.
The Bump giveth and The Bump taketh away.
Other stuff with "The Bump" in it.
 
2011-11-12 10:39:53 AM
Make her keep the old one. She'll think twice about putting it in her mouth again.
 
2011-11-12 10:44:40 AM
I have this mental image of the family gathered around a tub of brown liquid, panning for gold.
 
2011-11-12 10:45:52 AM
So she's a Lannister?
 
2011-11-12 10:50:38 AM
cuz I'm a pawt-hole....

/can't possibly be obscure.
 
2011-11-12 11:27:59 AM

Gordon Bennett: What she should have done is eaten an extra hot vindaloo right after swallowing the gold heart to act as a tracer so she would know exactly when it came out the other end.


You are disgusting... and incredibly clever. Seriously, that's brilliant.
 
2011-11-12 11:40:04 AM

eekmale: Praise The Bump!



I hate how always when something good happens it's all, "This just proves that The Bump exists", but when something bad happens it's, "Well that was just part of The Bump's plan...".
 
2011-11-12 11:58:08 AM
Christopher Walken frowns in disapproval with her attitude
 
2011-11-12 12:05:01 PM
In rod we trust.
 
2011-11-12 12:54:38 PM

Zoomaster: [www.x-raytechniciantraining.org image 295x252]

/I fell on it


Interesting that someone with an artificial hip would be doing that.
 
2011-11-12 01:03:15 PM

b0rg9: Amos Quito: [www.guitarlessons.com image 460x287]

What pooping a heart of gold might look like.



Hahaha. Especially awesome because today's Neil Young's birthday!



So shiat? Ha ha!

Happy birthday, Neil!
 
2011-11-12 01:30:28 PM

Amos Quito: b0rg9: Amos Quito: [www.guitarlessons.com image 460x287]

What pooping a heart of gold might look like.



Hahaha. Especially awesome because today's Neil Young's birthday!


No shiat? Ha ha!

Happy birthday, Neil!



I was cracking up this morning because shortly after I was reading this thread I walked through my living room where the local news was on TV and "Heart Of Gold" was playing while they were showing celebrity birthdays for today.
 
2011-11-12 01:49:48 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: "I'm just going to get a new necklace because I'm not going through that treasure."

And let you eat another one? Hell no. Maybe being forced to keep the necklace you had to dig out of your crap will teach you not to put it in your mouth.

But you sure as hell shouldn't be rewarded for your idiocy.


You know, every kid in existence has put something intimate, and usually metallic and worth something, in their mouths. Some swallow. Sure, you can punish stupidity, but why bother when she's not going to do it again anyway?

/Kind of like the Terrible Twos--just ignore the temper tantrums and make sure they can't hurt themselves, they do actually grow out of it.
//Seriously, Americans just have this weird punishment fetish with kids.
 
2011-11-12 01:50:40 PM

Relatively Obscure: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Doctors said the gold locket will have to come out the old-fashioned way.

It has to earn it?

Well, that's a reference I haven't heard in forever.


I'm feeling nostalgic today.
 
2011-11-12 02:10:41 PM

Ed Finnerty: Relatively Obscure: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Doctors said the gold locket will have to come out the old-fashioned way.

It has to earn it?

Well, that's a reference I haven't heard in forever.

I'm feeling nostalgic today.


i44.tinypic.com



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2011-11-12 02:13:17 PM

Amos Quito: What pooping a heart of gold might look like.


Done in 3.
 
2011-11-12 02:17:00 PM

Straelbora: So she's a Lannister?


From the middle of "A Feast for Crows" I laugh at this. Nicely played.
 
2011-11-12 03:34:35 PM

b0rg9: Amos Quito: b0rg9: Amos Quito: [www.guitarlessons.com image 460x287]

What pooping a heart of gold might look like.



Hahaha. Especially awesome because today's Neil Young's birthday!


No shiat? Ha ha!

Happy birthday, Neil!


I was cracking up this morning because shortly after I was reading this thread I walked through my living room where the local news was on TV and "Heart Of Gold" was playing while they were showing celebrity birthdays for today.



♫ "And I'm gettin' old!" ♫
 
2011-11-12 03:49:37 PM

Amos Quito: [www.guitarlessons.com image 460x287]

What pooping a heart of gold golden heart might look like.


img.noiset.com
 
2011-11-12 03:53:29 PM

Frothy Panties: [travis.webseitler.com image 400x218]

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Most "out of the blue scene" I've ever witnessed.
 
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